"TRIP TO PLUTO"
Those Were The Days.............................................But....................They Are Not Anymore.................................... I Have Secretly Blasted Off From The Arizona Desert ....My Journey Will Take Me Back To The Planet Pluto Once Again............................................................................................................................................................... Im Going There To Unlock The Secret Of Peace ...The Plutonians Leader.."The Grand Wizard"..Is All KnowingAnd The Last Messge I Received Is.... That I Must Go There At Once For Mankind Is In Danger.......From where i am now the Earth looks like the size of a U S silver dollar(thats fine with me)..Ive brought my dog this time with me(shes always there and loyal)....FLASH!!!!!...just got a message in here!!!...IT states that the Plutonians have the age olf answer for Peace on Earth!!(they wont tell me til i get there)...so..."Its just my dog and I at the edge of the Universe"...If you have any questions..feel free to send them along and I will forward then to the Grand Wizard upon my arrival....(no doubt there will be wisecracks...Thats the human way)...
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......Oh yeah...im also going because im out of "Pluto Beer".......And no....Theres no Yellow Brick Road........."This is Major Nam To Ground Control...Caan You Hear Me Ground Control?"..
Comments (105)
You are right ZM, I won´t be using them for carving meat as I am a vegetarian..
As for the beer... I don´t drink alcohol either.
Ok, then, we´ll just have the party and the beer is on me guys... you´ll have to share it between yourselves..
I meant to say it was WORTH coming back after all..
It works great for weed killer.
Also as a rust solvent.
What to do with the knives? HELLO! Haven't y'all ever heard of BEEFSTEAK tomatoes??
Sheesh. ..Do I have to think of EVERYthing here?
Doing ok
("Another Human Thats Worth Responding To")
"With Planet Pluto..... Being Some 3 Billion Miles From Earth"
"Its Gonna Take Your Message .... To Reach Me.... On Pluto"
"Traveling At The Speed Of Light"..(3x108 M/S?)
"Nearly 4 1/2 Hours...... To Complete The Journey"
"It Will Be Then...... That Ill Be Able...... To Answer Your Inquiry"
("This?")...."Is A Recording".........................
"Signing Off Til The Next Communication"
"Happy Trails To You"
"Keep Smiling On Your Way"..
"When Pluto Was First Discovered Back Then"
"A Group Of Scientist Were All Gathered Around"
"Debating A Name... For This Newly Discovered Planet"
"One Of The Scientist..... Had His 5 Year Old Daughter Along With Him"
"And...As They Were Exchanging Possible Names?"
"The Little Girl..... Tugged On One The Scientist Long Coats"
"And Said"
"How About Calling It Pluto?"..........(After The Disney Dog)
"And As They Say?"
"The Rest?"....................."Is History"...................::detective: