Wanna be a bear (old joke)
I went for my spring waxing this morning. OUCH. Reminded me of an old favourite joke.In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a mommy bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're mommy bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS you to be hairy, huge and dangerous.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
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I think so too!...
Then when I woke up! I got on the blogs. And you had a blog up!
BE A GRIZZLY!....... Yay!