Selfies

There was a good definition of age on Twitter the other day. Calculate your age by the number of selfies you take, divided by the number you instantly delete, multiplied by the number you eventually end up letting people see.

It may work better for men. I delete 95% immediately with squawks of horror. The camera does not love me.

Having said that, I have put up current photos. No Goofy hat, no pink gauze swirling. Wotcher think? *does a twirl*

As for the singles hunt on the other websites, I have so many potential dates lined up in Glasgow (only 2 in Edinburgh) that I am flirting with the idea of demanding photos of them smiling (Scottish teeth are intermittent) and / or psychiatric profiles. I like zany slightly unstable people with kind hearts. There's a test for that, I'm sure.

Or, hang ON a moment, insist they buy, read and review one of my books first. (Too soon?) yay
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Yikes? That bad?

moping
Don't even know how to do it so just tried with my primitive phone and took 3 tries before I was on the photo...completely out of focus. Think I need a more intelligent phone and phone user. laugh
Hi Vivian

I'm not photogenic at all but my daughter loves taking pictures and pesters me like paparazzi. Whenever we are at a family gathering she would take pictures of me without me knowing and forward them to me at a later stage. Surprisingly most of those are nice and I don't have the urge to delete them instantly laugh

Love your new pic thumbs up
If age is based on by how few you take then I am ancient - never take one selfie

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Cocheta, if she took the one of you she's an absolute natural, it is a great photo. I should be as unphotogenic as you. Huh. mumbling
Think the reading and reviewing one of your books is a good idea as that can tell you a lot about him. For instance...can he read and if he can is he capable of reading a whole book. If he does not like it then you at least know not to ask his opinion on your books ever again.
and thanks, sorry, I'm so rude!
I'm here Viv!! reunion hug ( just saw you on the other blog)

Ohhhh I could have written this blog with my own fair hands... Think you have been in my brain nicking my thoughts wow

Yes squawks of shock and horror the camera lies just like my mirror!!! shock shock shock shock
I have banned them all now. mumbling I just use my imagination now... Much more pleasing to the eye!

In my mind daydream wallops = shimmy flirty .... applause applause

Hope you do well with your Scottish 'suitors!' Sound very interesting uh oh help
Ek - Taking good selfies is a practice thing. Even then you may need 3 or 4 to get 1 keeper. Practice in front of a mirror. Beginners have the bathroom mirror in the photo. More pro folk learn to point the camera at them and use the mirror reflection of the back of the phone to aim. Then you practice getting the shake out of your thumb, pinky or whatever finger you use.

Now do it again and this time get your arm out of the way. :)

Now, using muscle memory try it without any mirror.

Eventually you become good enough so you can do it while walking down the street as I do. laugh

By selfie count I am pushing 300 years old. laugh
Haha Ken you look good on it

Weesally, you're probably wise. The camera is not kind when it is only armslength!

Wallops, rolling on the floor laughing I've missed you
Ooh. Too good to be true. A Scottish journalist who is on Twitter, blogs in real life, and writes, wait for this, crime and detective novels. I write whodunits.

See you later. I got to go check out his books. He's looking at mine.

(Why, why, why am I not 2 inches shorter? frustrated)
Yup, too good to be true. Shorter than me, 10 years younger, and his books are a little gory. Exciting for a moment there though.
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Vivian, some men would do better by presenting several selfies like the morning face, the alco face, the stress days face, the Sunday face.... I mean, generally we can get a clearer picture.. cool laugh
Haha Calleis true but then they would want us to do the same. Me in the morning - scare a strong man into fits. In real life, not so bad, but a pic of that? help
So, don't you think we would win this game. wink wine
Just looked at your profile, huh. YOU'd win rolling on the floor laughing
Vivian, just imagine him hiding his alco face through make-up..
Hey thanks! You'd win too! 100% love
Vivian, we just have to be ourselves! cheering
Bite your tongue, woman. I'm not myself until at LEAST the 4th date, by that time they're so besotted they don't care. rolling on the floor laughing
I HATE MAKING PHOTO'S OF MY SELF ,SO THERE WILL BE NEVER ONE ONE MY FB SITE,
BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO SO IN LOVE OF THERE OWN PHOTO'S OR THERE KIDS WHO BLOK ALMOST MY FULL TIME LINE WITH DAYLY MORE THAN 50 PHOTO'S ,THE ONLY THING I COULD DO TO STOP IT ,IS TO UN FRIEND THEM .
So Viv, going back to the Scottish guy.. wink are you going to meet up with him?

Has other romances fizzled out now then? moping
Still, a writer could be very interesting... The stories you could tell each other conversing
The days will fly by while having a coffee or two coffee coffee

By the way I think you are looking VERY good in your profile pic... Miss Lee!!! grin teddybear
Haha Wallops thank you. And you've been gone so long you missed a seriously dreary series of blogs on the fizzling out!

Yup meeting at an art gallery coffee shop. Hopefully neither of us will be urged to murder the other (in the interests of research) in such civilized surroundings. Hope, anyway.

He's only 45. Good grief. Oh well, it's not exactly a date. conversing
I've packed my cosh. I will update the blog, but you'll have to remember to look it up because blogs go so quickly, this will be on the second page by then!

Should I take the dog? She is SUCH a pain in the car - nah. Better go get some beauty sleep ... cool
I've packed my cosh. I will update the blog, but you'll have to remember to look it up because blogs go so quickly, this will be on the second page by then!

Should I take the dog? She is SUCH a pain in the car - nah. Better go get some beauty sleep ... cool
Viv applause

For every pic I decide to retain, at least 30 would've been deleted! uh oh uh oh uh oh

This is what I'd normally do. In my own home, I'd know where are the best spots to have my pics taken. It's imperative to know that coz lighting makes all the difference! wink

Take at least 3-7 shots of each pose. Yes, you'd end up with loads of pics should you decide to pose more grin

Go through the end product carefully. Eliminate right away those terrible ones. Go through them again. This time, choose only the ones that you think it's good. At the end of it all, you might end up with just 2 or 3 pics and that's a norm laugh
I dont like too much selfie.... accordingly a joke expert, it can be reduce our life time...laugh
Hi Vivian
I cannot recall ever taking a selfie. I seldom bother with photographs. I posses very few and it is mostly of when I was a child. If somebody quickly wants to bore me to death, they only have to take out a photo album. I will soon remember about something very urgent I still had to do.doh
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Nice pic Vivian. wine I hate getting my photo taken and there are only a few I consider ok enough to be putting up. conversing

On the dating thing, did you ever look into ?

It gives you the possibility of meeting people in person doing things you enjoy, let it be socialising, walking etc.

Have fun going on dates and snogging some heads off! yay
Amorn - because of the growing depression? I can buy that.
Ah, Cat, that's because you've never seen MY photo albums. They're fascinating...

I only take selfies because the world and his mother wants photos on anything and everything and the dog can't handle the camera. No-one but me to take them.
Thanks, KN, and thanks for the website, I've had a quick look and there are 665 activities going on within 25 miles. wow this could be really good!
As you see, I escaped Colonel Mustard with the noose in the art gallery. Gosh, never knew writers were such chatty types, I thought we were all shy little souls who poured everything into our typewriters. typing

As good a way of spending a sunny afternoon in Edinburgh as could be expected. Is it really Monday tomorrow? Already? blues
Don't remind me of Monday morning Vivian. blues
Oh look on the bright side, it's nearly Tuesday and then a whole week until the next Monday ....
People keep telling me the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something.
I've seen one or two men here wearing that kind of hat uh oh wow looks even more odd in Spain laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Right well I have signed on here especially to find out how you and your writer went on BUT I haven't read anything other than you escaped Colonel Mustard in the Art room with a type writer typing

SO!!!! Was he nice? Did you like him? Are you meeting him again? Etc etc etc!! Spill the beans and let us know SOMETHING!!!! conversing

But glad you lived to tell the tale... (Maybe cross tell the tale out) roll eyes... You ain't told us it yet! scold
But still alive.. yay yay hug

kn, have you seen what has happened to poor Monday!?!?!?

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Oh, poor Monday, and I bet his shrink hates him too rolling on the floor laughing

No, not seeing him again. Back to the drawing board!
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