Aaltarboy
Aaltarboy
Belfast, Maine, USA
Mar 2016
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When her stay is way over extended.

OK, boys, many of us have been there. She's a nice girl, and not really all that bad, but the time has come for her to go. What to say? How does one break it to her? Well, of course, we all know that the right thing would be to kindly and honestly tell her, perhaps using the tried and true "it's not you, it's me" line. But who always is in the habit of doing the right thing? So have any of you found the best magic words for these delicate situations? Personally, what I find works best is to allude to some imperfection in a generic woman's body, preferably right after sex, and even if it might only remotely apply to her. For instance, "Oh have you seen the new Susan Sarandom film? She's still hot. Too bad those boobies are getting a little too close to the knees?" Or saying that the love making was wonderful, and commenting on how favorably she compares with the best you've ever had. In this latter case, it helps to mention the other lady's name, especially if they know each other. But I easily admit, I'm a rank amateur at this important business. And ladies, you of course may have your own best approaches, often involving comparisons, real or asserted, about a man's endowment. What say all? D.
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goodenuph
goodenuph●LEESVILLE, Louisiana USA
Mar 24, 2016●74 Comments
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Hey AB,wave !! You should just be honest as possible own up and tell the truth!! Best way to do things in my book! When I was a younger man way!!younger! LOL! I was a pure hound dog as were the status goes! Just tell the truth !! It worked then and works now!! If applied??




Stay Blessed!!
Good,angel
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Aaltarboy
AaltarboyOP●Belfast, Maine USA
Mar 24, 2016●167 Blogs●468 Comments
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Thanks, and of course you are correct, gn. Aa.
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Mar 24, 2016●5,763 Comments
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You are so horrible alterboy.wow very mad
Its no wonder you are on a dating site, you will be here a long time I reckon.
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unlaoised
unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland
Mar 24, 2016●1,614 Comments
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I couldn't agree with you more, Red. He'll be here a long, long, longgggggggggg time
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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Mar 24, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
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Surely easiest to just say okay babe, that's it, I'm unlocking the door, you're free to go?
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