Dedovix

Dedovix

Apr 2017

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Pricelist of a Gigolo

-Holding hands-30 bucks/hour

-Picking up your walking cane (exposing my heinie ) 15 bucks

-Watching a chick-flick on the sofa -30 bucks

-Rubbing bengay on your shoulders-50 bucks

-Smooth-talking on the phone -9 bucks per minute

-Holding your purse in public- 20 bucks /30 minutes

-Escorting to weddings and funerals-150 bucks

-Meeting your family over lunch/dinner -70 bucks

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Apr 7, 2017●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

I hope there is a 2nd page to this price list

DedovixOP●Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia

Apr 7, 2017●135 Blogs●1,499 Comments

Sorry, I don`t do magic tricks

DedovixOP●Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia

Apr 7, 2017●135 Blogs●1,499 Comments

Seri_2●Cork, Ireland

Apr 7, 2017●93 Comments

What about the cigarette after ?how much?

DedovixOP●Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia

Apr 7, 2017●135 Blogs●1,499 Comments

oh-la-la
that comes under specialty of the day and will be charged according to the length of the grin

Seri_2●Cork, Ireland

Apr 7, 2017●93 Comments

Well if you want me to put a smile on your face...
Let me know

ashlander●In God's Hands, Oregon USA

Apr 7, 2017●3,804 Comments

in " bucks" ..is that hint.,as in who's your Daddy -(Dedi Warbucks)

http://m.universal-music.de/jay-z/videos/detail/video:89765/hard-knock-life

nonsmoker●Waterford, Ireland

Apr 7, 2017●282 Blogs●8,720 Comments

My Mother owes me a fortune

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Apr 7, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Ash, No no I meant the pricelist not the watersports, then again....

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Apr 7, 2017●5,763 Comments

Price for a hot------

water bottle

DedovixOP●Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia

Apr 7, 2017●135 Blogs●1,499 Comments

Hot water bottle ...that could be tricky ...but lets go with 10 bucks

DedovixOP●Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia

Apr 7, 2017●135 Blogs●1,499 Comments

Me and Santa`s little helper having a workout

https://www.facebook.com/dedovix/videos/348490732180034/

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Apr 7, 2017●5,763 Comments

mmmm how long you stay for ten bucks WITH the bottle keeping hot

Cant view your video as I do not have face book account---but could see you doing things with that dog, and god help you if the weights fell on your face

Saw that bit with a big poster saying I had to sign up or in, now there is two words for you

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Apr 7, 2017●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Funny vid, Dedo!

DedovixOP●Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia

Apr 7, 2017●135 Blogs●1,499 Comments

loulou77●Vancouver, British Columbia Canada

Apr 7, 2017●71 Blogs●5,968 Comments

Ded

Good vid clip...too cute...

What about French maid service?...lol...

DedovixOP●Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia

Apr 7, 2017●135 Blogs●1,499 Comments

Me dressed as a French maid,short black dress,high heals and a tiny broom ???

could work

ashlander●In God's Hands, Oregon USA

Apr 7, 2017●3,804 Comments

I don't FB but this link works

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4GX8IcdzS4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Aug 26, 2017●5,763 Comments

dedo if i paid in cheese scones, homemade bread, and cake could your forgo the ucks

bucks

DedovixOP●Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia

Aug 26, 2017●135 Blogs●1,499 Comments

I demand pictures of cheese scones, homemade bread, and cake

pat8lanips●babinda, Queensland Australia

Aug 26, 2017●74 Blogs●2,239 Comments

You'd hold my hand for a whole hour, for just $30? You're giving it up too cheaply I reckon.

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Aug 26, 2017●5,763 Comments

these will come bit by bit dedo as i do not know how to collectively put them on, all my own work by the way

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Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Aug 26, 2017●5,763 Comments

i think these are worth 20 bucks

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Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Aug 26, 2017●5,763 Comments

oops wrong pic

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Aug 26, 2017●5,763 Comments

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got it

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Aug 26, 2017●5,763 Comments

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