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I missed my calling
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oldblue54
Why didn't someone tell me
I missed my calling
So who wants to join my congregation first prayer meeting as soon as I pay my small fee and find a place of worship
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I can perform your funeral and I can show you the true path brothers and sisters....
Let me hear you say "hallelujah"
This is serious
I feel a calling
A spiritual enlightenment
I'm I'm I'm glowing with enthusiasm
Yeah I want to lay my hands on someone...
Hey don't leave
Don't you want to feel the love...
Feel the love enter you and learn to walk again
Just remember not to try to come in the back door or use the rear entry. .
Bless you brother and may you see the error of your ways
"Suffer the ltitle children...."
As our bodies are created in his image to desictate that body is to desictate the true god
What say you Brother Blue?
The blind learn to see
The lame to walk
Even jesus turned water into wine ....
I have no idea why but will get back to you on that one ....
Now let the lion lay down with the lamb and all will be forgiven...
in this house of worship we are all brothers and sisters
Sister redex is a tree worshipper and hugger
She would not feel at home among us....
Unless she has been on the The Buck's Fizz then we would witness her talking in tongues and we would have to draw the demons from her...
Who among you has the faith for that task
I have been saved and born again
As all sinners can
"Yes . . . Even you sister "
"Even you "
All can be saved
Non will be left behind when the spaceship comes....
We are all needy of his love and in my church everyone is free to share that love with others...
Even you can be loved here
If not and you are indeed born again and gained a Ministry free via the Internet, will you now become a full time preacher?
Go, ye preach on the mountains sayeth me, you may find a flock of sheep to share your love.
In MY church we will use all and every method to open the mind to see the pash...
And yes brother the mushrooms have been plentyful this year
Read the scriptures child
Let your doubts and your fears fall away like the chains of your sins
This is a very loving church
Hugs are given free with every donation made...
So give till it hurts
Money is of no use in his kingdom
,
...let she who is without sin cast the first stone..
Open your third eye and you will see that I have no possessions
So can no be possessed. ..
Would you take a new member of my flock for your own letcherous needs
I will not take your confession to free you to sin again.
Here you must be true to yourself and want to change your evil ways
Father blue, I have apples. You won't fall for a bite?
Father blue, I have apples. You won't fall for a bite?
It is only you who can find the way to pass through...
Oh please leave a generous donation as you leave...
Blessed be you
SO BEGONE YOU LOT BEARING FALSE WITNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR FATHERS
Revelation 10:9
So I went to the angel, telling him to give me the little book. And he said to me, "Take it and eat it; it will make your stomach bitter, but in your mouth it will be sweet as honey."
A woman of your advanced years should be closer to God than most...
Now down sinner and beg for a sign
Now I have to go in peace.
That would better suit your earthly needs...
Brother Blue, is it possible to donate hugs in your church or trade them for hugs?
I think the best thing to do is to visit both houses first; are they mutually exclusive?