I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!! ??????

I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!! ??????
I just went to Woolworths to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the queue and I dropped a R100 note (yep that's me trying to hold everything because I didn't want a trolley). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.
??I was like oh HELL NO!! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't be real life right now, right?!
So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games. Go ahead and give me back my money."
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and TRIED to walk away from me... SOOOOO, of course, I left everything and followed her to the car park as I was calling the police (because of course somebody's about to go to jail... not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running at this point to get away from me, which was the first sign of real intelligence ?? this lady had shown. ?? When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her boot open.
I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I ran full speed ( probably not that fast), and grabbed her shopping bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"
I got in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was MAD ?? but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time. Anyone who knows me knows that I've never stolen anything so this is completely out of character for me. But anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find?
3 packs of fillet steak
3 kgs of wild caught salmon
2 kgs of potatoes
And...
A six pack of Heineken
I can't help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for R100 ??????
In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.
If you made it...please copy and paste and sit back and enjoy ??????. Hopefully, I just put a smile on your face!????

Comments (25)

Haha laugh
I was getting all my facts straight in my head to tell you the finders keepers law and then you bazinga at the end - nice

But what the hell, the finders keepers law (in SA law too) is that you have to make a reasonable attempt to find the original owner

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Belladonna, I would´ve enjoyed it more if at the end you shot her in the kneecaps from behind while she was running, then stole her shopping and her purse
omg i didn't no south africa was in 'survival of the fittest'mode already.

I would write a complaint to the shop and expect a refund as well. and a video camera feed of her stealing.
How much is 100 SA rupees? 7 euro?

But it does feel like a breakdown of society. could have gotten a lot of likes on youtube
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no idea what i would do.
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Deedee123x
This is brilliant.
Laughed out loud.

Thanks for that laugh laugh laugh handshake
I hope you're not Mad anymore.rolling on the floor laughing

Thanks for the laugh.

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namaron
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So you didn't invite someone over for a romantic dinner? laugh

That would have been a happy ending.
ekself
Good one..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
OMG I love this it is briliant and well deserved as this woman started it.
Must wonder how she would act the next time, did she learn something rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
BerrySmoothie
laugh ...thanks for the laugh.....I enjoyed this story.

Was almost disappointed to find it didn't actually happen...laugh

As I was reading it....I was thinkin ..."you go girl"....laugh
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Hi Bella,
Nice! Half way through I suspected that you were having us on. I would suspect this sort of thing to happen in Gauteng, Limpopo, or Kwazulu but never in Capetown.rolling on the floor laughing
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Berry,

Nice story! Did the police show up?rolling on the floor laughing
jim,
not a chance. The normal excuse is a lack of transportation.laugh
cheers
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Jim,
I know it sounds funny, but it is the holy truth. They tell it to you straight over the phone and when you drive out there the place is cluttered with police vehicles.doh
cheers
Ken_19
I was so not understanding why you didn't just test your panga on her, then you explained. laugh
Browser420
Excellent. .couldn't stop Laughing. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Peeps_75
WOW some people. you did the right thing good on ya girl for giving her as good as she gave :D :D :D
ashlander
Thank you!hug
SweetnFunnyChic
haha I thought it happened for real. A friend posted something similar years ago...damn can't believe I fell for this again. You know come to think of it, if it had happened to me I would have run after her for sure lol.
ashlander
We really appreciate your wicked sense of humor.hug Have a good day!wave

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