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This is getting more funny by the week...The numerous books released or soon to a book store near you...all in an attempt to ensure people are informed by what it really is like to serve the White house and President...
For your viewing pleasure...


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People say the word 'like' too often in a sentence and sometimes it's followed by 'you know'
Expect 'an-duh' or uhh... to be part of that too. People do this... like all the time... you know?

I listen to local radio on the way to work (WBGG) and the morning talk show announcer is a seasoned professional. He's been doing this kind of work at least 20 years. If I had a wish, it would be to have someone sit him down and make him listen to his broadcasts. You're being evaluated and every stammer, stutter, saying like more than 2 times in a sentence will cost you. It's a buck a word buddy. Like, you need to straighten up... you know?

Trevor Noah's hilarious take on the ongoing Kavanaugh confirmation hearing.

Day 1;

...there's still fire in the furnace! Check out former president Bill Clinton, getting an eyeful at the Aretha Franklin funeral/life celebration:

Bubba's happy response is in evidence in this image, below:


Boys will be boys...

Add your own favorites, if you like.













Have a bearable Monday. however you spend it.

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car.
Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest ofour days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Thenshe handed the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."


Some years ago Adam ate the apple.
Men will never learn!

Omg, this is Too Funny!! ?? ?? ??

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your p*nis is under your pillow."
"MEN NEVER LISTEN"

Hahaha! ??

The bloggers included all commented on my last blog which seemed as good a way as any of selecting victims

Add a verse, make it worse
There have to be two lines before the chorus
Comment without a verse and you will get done too
Pick anyone you fancy even if they’ve already been ‘done’ my rhymes are awful

And for those completely bewildered - this is an old camping song and here it is


*disclaimer*
No bloggers were intentionally harmed in the making of this song


Starting here, starting now -

There was Side Side looking far and wide in the store, in the store
There was Lindsy, Lindsy, wearing something flimsy in the store, in the store
My eyes are dim I cannot see I have not brought my specs with me
I have not brought
my specs
with
me

Haha, now this is funny. Although nobody watches Al Sharpton’s Show this is a moment that can’t be missed. While honoring the late Aretha Franklin, Sharpton has a difficult time spelling her legendary song R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Just watch to see the notch job Al Sharpton puts on. It’s obvious spelling is not his strongest quality.