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Anyway......This Blog Will Be About The Good Side Of Humanity
Yeah...Whether You Believe It Or Not...There Are Some Good People Still...In This World



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"Then Youll Show The World What A (Bleeping Bleep Bleep).... That You Really Are

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"This Blog Is For Some Of You People..........Most Likely Those People That Dont Actively Put Up Blogs...Or It May Be For Those Who Only Comment.........But Most Likely?..........Its Going To Be For That Silent Majority That Read..Or As Some May Say.........Watching The Blogs...(As If It Were A Television Program)
Which In A Way?...It Is

Actually..On Just The First Page?...You Have Some 42 Different Channels To Watch
And You Dont Need A Recorder Either...For They Will Always Be There...For Your Reading Enjoyment To Watch
Over And Over Again...Anytime You Wish

This Blog Is Not About That Elusive Butter Fly Thing Called..."Love'
"It Is Not About Sex"..........(A Big Blow For Most Of You)
"It Is Not About Politics Either"..."It Is Definetely Not About .."Why Wont People Answer My Messages I Send?"
"And If It Aint About Someone Looking To Get Attention?
"Then Its That Same Old Subject Of............ "Beware Of This Scammer"

"Or... Its Another Doozy One Thats Been Bled To Death"...(The Ole..."What Would You Do? Question")
"It Aint About...Do You Prefer To Be On Top.... Or The Bottom?"
"Or.....Do You Prefer The Lights To Be on...Or Off?"
"Or..One Might Find Themselves Thinking That They Mistakenly Put Themselves On Face Book"
"This Is Also Not About...."Why Doesnt Anybody Comment On My Blogs?"
"Or ...Why Do People Not Allow Comments?

"Its Gotten So Bad With People Running Out Of Ideas That One Person Asked"
"If Anybody Had A Dump Today"
"If I left Anything Else Out?...I Do Apologize

Nope...This Blog Is.... And Will Not Be About Anything Specific
For Being The............ "Ramblin Man?"
Im Left To Do..... What A Ramblin Man Does Best
And That Is To Be Able To "Ramble On"

Today’s Lecture is all about clapping, an overlooked and underrated human and animal form of expression.

Clapping originated in the Roman era where clapping and wiggling the flap of a toga was a ritualistic show of approval.

This was because the romans were actually quite effeminate and bashing their fists on the table hurt like buggery.

The “Clap” also means gonorrhea, from the old French word of “clapier” which means whorehouse.

One thing you don’t probably know is that clapping has huge health benefits; having a good clapping session will help those with low blood pressure, Gout, Arthritis, hair loss, mental issues and digestive disorders. Simply applying coconut oil or mustard on the hands before hand is all you need to do.

Ladies who “have the painters in” can reduce the mind numbing monthly pains by clapping.

So don’t just clap when you are showing appreciation, clap for your health and mental wellbeing. But as the image below show, please clap properly and respectfully.

I Refuse To Lay There Staring At The Television....................................................LIfe Is Way To Short.... To Be Doing That................Considering ...That We Sleep One Third Of Our Life Away................................................
And Waste Another Three Years ...Waiting In One Form Or Another
So...Ill Do What I Do Best

Ill Just "Ramble On"

Some of us live in the Present...Some of us Live In the Past..And yet Some of Us are Living in the Future....Some People right now are Living In the Tomorrow Im waiting for to Come...And Those People Living In My Tomorrow are Looking Back at me Living in their Yesterday...And the People that are Living in My Yesterday are Looking at Me Living In their Tomorrow.....I think I got that right,,,But for some reason I think theres something Missing.........

Part 1

Mrs. Crompton was cycling home to her little cottage in the village when she came upon two diminutive, downcast figures sitting on the grassy bank by the side of the track. She had a very caring nature and so could not help but stop and ask the reason for their sad demeanour.

“We’ve lost our jobs and been turned out of the big house, where we were employed by Mrs. Strong-Cummings, or her ladyship, as we used to call her,” said one of the small characters. “Now we have nowhere to live, and don’t know where our next meal will come from.”

“Oh dear me,” said Mrs. Crompton, “what was your work at the big house, and why were you turned out?”

“We’ve got special talents, as you might call them,” he continued. “We were taken on by her ladyship as pleasure midgets, and she kept us busy most evenings. Then, all a sudden, we lost our urges, and no amount of talent is any good without the urges. She put up with it for about a week before she said as how a pair of frigid midgets was no good to her, and sent us a packing.”

Mrs. Crompton was very moved by their story, although she didn’t dwell for too long on the nature of their previous occupation. “Look’” she said, “I’ve got a large garden, and now I’m getting older, it is too much work for me to look after it properly. I can’t afford to pay you anything I’m afraid, but if you would like to come and look after my garden for me, I will give you food and a place to sleep.”

The midgets looked at one another and their little faces broke into beaming smiles. “Oh yes! they both cried out together.”

“Do you two little gentlemen have names?” asked Mrs. Crompton.

“I’m Wam,” said one, “I’m Bam,” said the other.

“PLeased to meet you Wam and Bam, now if you both jump into the basket on the front of my bicycle, it’s time we were getting home for tea.”
And off they sped along the track, towards the village and Mrs. Crompton’s little cottage.

After tea, when Mrs. Crompton had shown Wam and Bam where they would sleep, the three of them chatted about this and that, and Mrs. Crompton asked the midgets about their life at the big house. They told her about her ladyship’s lavish dinner parties, where she would get them to entertain her guests with their very unusual and amusing party trick. They described how a guest would be asked to put a small, personal object into a wooden box, and they -blindfolded and not allowed to use their hands- would have to identify what that object was. Mrs. Crompton didn’t hear all of the story; she found that she “would quite like another cup of tea”, and went off to make it before it was finished.


Next morning, straight after breakfast, the midgets were shown the garden, and given their instructions for the day. Not much was required of them; all they had to do was remove the dead roses from their stems, and pull up all the weeds from between the rose bushes. They enjoyed the work, and turned out to be very efficient at it. On the second day, they were shown how to tend the herb garden, and how to grow new plants from seed, in the greenhouse.

Today is Friday..Its the day after Thursday and the Day before Saturday.....Friday is probably the best day of the week as far as feeling good...People have money and they cant wait to blow it,,Be it at the Bar or whatever suits their needs...........................

They Were All Made And Done In One Season...(The Classic 39 Episodes).....But... In Order.... To Cover Ones Tracks... From The "Correctors"..(Who Would Surely... Show Up... To Show The World How Smart That They Are)..I Will Acknowledge That There Were Other Honeymooners Episodes.... That Were Made ............ The Best Comedy Act In History?...The Answer Is ...."Of Course"......................(At The Least.... These Two Guys Stood.... Shoulder To Shoulder.... With Those Other Two Poor Saps..".Laurel And Hardy"..... And They Are..(You Should Already Know)

"Jackie Gleason"..And "Art Carney"