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1. The world is getting to be a dangerous place
Should the old wine cellars I’m interested in buying become a bunker?

2. Hats are becoming fashionable and expensive
I want a trendy flat cap but cannot justify a few euros buying one to meet fashion expectations.

3. Abuse of seafood
Heard a lobster screaming when I boiled it for breakfast, my heart sank.

4. Induction hobs cause twerking
My buttocks take on a new life when I turn my induction hob on...I shamefully twerk .

5. Scented bin bags are turning me on
My loins ignite with passion when I open a new pack of scented bin bags.

What’s worrying you today?

Well, some of the gals have been getting a bit 'daring do' on here lately and showing a little bit of themselves that would normally be kept kept under wraps.
What's more, Gypsytramp has posted a great fun blog with her amazing vocal talents on display.
So, now that she has put us in a fun mood, I think it's time for some revealing action.
Robby is going to show his BOOBS!
Are you up for it?

The congregation sang
We knelt and prayed
As we stood before God
On that beautiful day
The church bells rang
And the champagne flowed
As our friends gather round
For the wedding photo
But here we are barely five years on
An' our whole world's fallin' apart

All the plans we had together
Up in smoke and gone for ever
Poisoned by the lawyer's letter
It's over
I don't want our kids to suffer
Can we talk to one another
You were once my light, my lover
It's over
Rumours and whispers tear me apart
That I know you better than that

Inseparable were we
With a breeze in our sails
Now I feel a chill wind
On the marriage that failed
And I pray as I divided
They've taken their sides
Now they'll all sit back
And watch the circus arrive
I don't stand here tryin' to focus the blame
But I'm hurtin' deep down in inside

All the pain an' all the grievin'
When did we stop believin'
Too late now to stop the bleedin'
It's over
What's the sense in pointin' fingers
Who's the saint an' who's the sinner
They're ain't gonna be a winner
It's over
Oh, my dear, what happened to us?
Tell me, where did it all go wrong?

What's the use in keep on fightin'?
All the tears, all the cryin'
Why do we keep denyin'?
It's over
In all the time I thought I knew ya
Don't forget our children's future
I would do whatever suits ya
Oh ye-ah!
It's over
It's over
Yeah, it's over

There Are Two Pictures Of Simmo In This Blog Youve Probably Never Seen........................................................................................... ..When Theres Nothing Else That One Can Do....What We Read Will Have To Do....And If Its Not Your Cup Of Tea...Then You Dont Have To lLsten To Me....So Write It..Write It...If You Dare....And If You Dont I Really Dont Care...................

Our Honorable President JZ was heard telling the following story to his supporters:

“I hear people complaining when we say the ANC will rule fully until Jesus comes back but we have been blessed. Pastors have prayed for us,” he said.



Now strange sightings have been reported from certain areas.


This proves that one needs to be careful of the utterances made in jest....



Have a good weekend. I'm off to get myself a signature.... maybe

This Is About The future Of The United States Of America
Not The United States Of Canada
Not The United States Of The United Kingdom
Or Any Other Country
Yet Everybody Else seems To Know Whats best for Us Here In The USA
Why Not Donald Trump As President?..Or Ben Carson..Or Carly?
And Benny Is Black So You cant Call me a rascist
You Liberals(Communists) Are all The Same
My Country Was founded By The Founding Fathers Who risked All When They defied Your country Of Great Britain(Who By The way..Wanted To Make The World "England")
AsBen franklin Said After They Had Signed The "Declaration Of Independence".."Gentleman..We Must All Hang Together Now".."Or Surely We Will All Hang Separately"
And I Stand behind Every Word That The Founding Fathers Wrote
And Ill be Damned if Even One Word Of The Constitution is going To be Changed
Obama Is a Commie..And hes bent On destroying This country(And Doing A good job Of It So Far)Hes got Half The country sitting On Their asses While The other Half supports Them..And All those People Sitting On Their Asses Are Communist Votes
hes Done His best To Further The gap Between Whites And Blacks
Hes apologized To The World For Everything he thinks Weve Done That Was Bad..Hes even brought James taylor To France to Sing.."Youve got A friend" To The French people(What A friggin Embarrassment!!)....Enough is Enough Of All This Bullshit!
I Dont care WQho It is Thats Elected..Donald.. Carly or Benny
Anybody but The communist
Franklin Roosevelt Locked up germans And Japanese After The Bombing Of Pearl Harbor(Though it wasnt right..It Was a Precautionary measure To keep The American People safe..After All..Over 3000 Americans were Slaughtered In Their beds That Sunday morning..and Over 3000 Americans were slaughterd On 9/11
No..We Americans Have had Enough of The bullshit!!!
And to all You Bleeding Heart Commies
If you care about All These "Refugees" So Much..Then I Have The perfect Solution To The problem
"They Can All Come And Stay At Your House"
"As A Truck Driver"..I Have The Opportunity To Talk With People from All Over The USA..And Evedry last One Of Them Say The Same Thing...."Enough of The Bullshit"!.."We Want Our Country Back!"
And A lot of Them Have Gone So Far as to Say
"If A One Of Those 3 isnt Elected"..We are prepared To Take Up Arms
And I Whole Heartedly Agree(Dont laugh at That And Dismiss it)
This Country Is On a "Roller Coaster To Hell" And Something has Got To be Done To put A Stop To "All This Madness"
...."Revolution Two"..."Its A Comin"

And the last of the Installments is "Saturday:....It is the day after Friday and the Day before Sunday....."Saturday is the Seventh Day of the Week".....And so..Now its time to talk about "Saturday"(At least I will anyway)...............

this came up as a topic in class, and intrigued me.

If you had to choose between not being able to speak again

OR

not being able to stop yourself saying everything you thought

Which?

I'm getting used to not being able to speak here in Spain anyway. and I could see myself getting into real trouble if I couldn't stop saying what I thought. Some of the things I think but don't say are fairly volatile

But the freedom of being able to say everything because you had no choice, and people would know you had no choice - that freedom could be fun!

I put a blog on the other day that I thought would bring a lot of laughter and just have fun and enjoy but instead all I seen was fussing on another blog and decided to take my blog off cause it did not seem to be the right time for it.

My blog was called...WHAT A UGLY BABY...just a little about it. I remember when my son was born I asked the doctor.. is it true when a baby is born you slap it on the bottom to make it breath, he said no that is just a myth we slap them on the bottom to slap the ugly out of them...oh I see now that explains a lot now.

One day while I was visiting my mother was curious and asked my mother and asked her to be honest....was I a ugly baby...I remember her hesitating and held her head down and said....yes you was and we would not even show you in public for 2 years....then I asked her if the Doctor slapped me on the bottom and she said I don't remember and yes that explained a lot to me I was not slapped on the bottom.

That is just part of the blog

My point today is have we lost the laughter on here CS Blogs, are we now so much into self and Country that we can't laugh at our self and life in general.

I would so much rather laugh with my brother and sister than be at odds with them

Life is what you make it

What more do you need? the first cake is mine