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well right now its still Wednesday here and I could give a Damn about the new Year.....This is about Wednesday.....Wednesday is the Day after Tuesday and the Day before Thursday (The Fourth Day of the Week.......And Wednesday has as much right to be talked about as the rest of the Days of the Week....I dont need anycomments that are wise A-- comments as you will only get it back at you..with a Vengeance.....Im here to give Wednesday the vredit it deserves...(Dont like it?)(Dont comment)...I could give a care about pleasing any of yas that need Pleasing...You wont get it from me.............................

Little Hood Redding Ride
So this skank named Red Hooding Ride wanted to check her grandma’s house for crack money, she got out of her taxpayer sponsored crib and put on her leggings and anorak, grabbed her stolen iPad and headed to the bus stop.

Meanwhile, this gangsta dude who was on the run from the cops broke into granny’s taxpayer sponsored bungalow, he checked inside the Formica furnished hovel and saw grandma sleeping on in front of daytime TV, he robbed her purse and some shit and then plunged his shiv into the wrinkled woman and chucked her behind the sofa and sat down to enjoy some TV.

Red Hooding arrived, bummed a smoke off the mailman in return for a feel and entered grandma’s crib salivating at getting cash or stuff to pawn for crack. She saw the dude, and said “granny what a big baldy head u got b*tch”, the dude said “feck you”, and took out his d*ck, “oh granny what a big d*ck U got” he got up to have his way with the skank when the cops came in and shot him 38 times.

Dumpty Humpty
There was this morbidly obese dude named Dumpty Humpy, he was unemployed and liked to sit on walls and wolf whistle chicks while ramming a family bucket of fried chicken and a few extra strong lagers down his neck.

So Dumpty fell of the wall because he was drunk, some horses came by with a bunch of elite upper class military types, the horses were not paramedics and the elites couldn’t help put dumpty together because they were taking selfies with his runny yolky shattered corpse to upload on Facebook.

Why not add your own updated nursery Rhyme...

Theres Just Too Much Evidence Here............................................................... To Say This Wasnt A Conspiracy...
Everything That Happened................................................................... On September 11..2001...In New York City?
Was Actuallt Planned...Months In Advance

No High Rise Buildings...Before 9/11.....Nor After....Have Ever Came Down..By Fire Alone

Thats Why I Say...."Not So Fast"

The World Trade Centers........... Number 1...And 2
And Especially.......... World Trade Center Number 7?
Prove.... Without A Doubt.... That
(In The Case Of New York City?)
That...It Wasnt Just 10 Men...Armed Only With Box Cutters.....That Were Responsible For All Of The Destruction And Carnage
Its Impossible

And Osama Bin Laden...Either Was A Patsy In All This...Or
Was In Cahoots With Those American Insiders

Later..In The Comments...And.......One By One
Youll Get Every Detail That Will Prove...Without A Doubt
That The Whole Damned Show Was Pre Planned In Advance

What Proceeds?
"Is Fact........Not Theory"
"And There Are ..."Tons of Facts"

I want to wish my very good friend, Lindsy Jones, a very, very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Here is wishing you the very best and may you have many,many more wonderful and HAPPY BIRTHDAYS!

Lets face it...refugee fear is part of our history...fear mongering that the Republicans are spewing is wrong...the vetting process in the USA is far more intricate than they know...love Jeb's answer to accepting certain refugees...a comical dialogue from John Oliver covers some pretty good points...a good watch...Happy Thanks Giving...

To Us Humans?..................What We See As Unusual?........................."Is Perfectly Normal In The Animal World
We Could Learn A Lot................................... From The Earths Wild Life.......................And Example Was The Apache Indians
They Learned From The Coyote
They Observed.....As The Coyote Was Running........... While Being Fired At?
The Coyote Would Run In A Zig Zag...Therefore Decreasing Its Odds Of Being Hit

And Humanity Could Also Learn..... That Because We Are All Of Different Races
And We Dont Look Alike?
"It Doesnt Mean We Cant Be Friendly Towards One Another"

"Animals Only Kill For Survival"

"Humans Kill...For Trophys...And For....... The Hell Of It"

I Dont Know About Anybody Else.... As To Why They Are Here...Everybody Has Their Own Special Reasons I Guess.....But My Best Answer Is "Im Here Because Im Here"..."Because Im Here"..."Because Im Here"
I Should have been born In

The "Good Ole Yesterdays"

Listen To all The "Grownups" Will You
All going on any Blog That Even has a hint of The Word "SEX"
They Cant Wait To Play "Show and Tell"
They Cant Wait For Someone To tell "How They would Do It"
They Cant Wait To Say The Way They Would Prefer
Seems its The women Who By Far are The best at "Letting it all Hang Out"
And guess What Ladies(Well..I really cant say Ladies because "Ladies" Wouldnt be caught Talking The Way you Do) If you are looking For a "Gentleman"..They passed You By In a Flash With Disgust at The Words That Spews Out Of Your Mouth(And You wonder Why Youre alone)
And That Goes For Some of The "Idiot Guys" On here who Continually Say The same thing Over and Over Till They become The Biggest Bore... To The Point They are Making An Idiot out of Themselves(Say it Once hah?..And Then Shut up!)
Theres nothing Like letting The Whole World Know The "Real You"
And a Lot of You are Damned good at Doing That
So
Keeping To True Form That I Dont ask Questions
Ill Say This as a statement In The Form of A Question

"But Would You Want Your Children Reading What You Write Here?"...(Ah..That Might be A Different story Now)

Being not Part of "Your Crowd"..There should be a backlash At This "Outsider"(How dare he Speak To us In This Way!!!)
Thats Okay..Hit me with your best Shot!!..For That Matter....
................."Let It All Hang Out"........................

Mrs. Morbid from over the fence, tight leggings worn away between your more than ample thighs, you spew hatred, it’s a kid riding his bike, calm down and go wash the flies out what’s left of your hair.

Mr. Trainset, You spend your time hidden in your loft, playboy magazine’s take center stage, you miniature choo choo’s still boxed, we all hear you cry out, muffled by the bin bag draped over your head, it’s still full of congealed egg shells and old orange peel, buy a new one.

Mr. and Mrs. matching yellow cardigans, yes we all know you swap clothing when behind those 1970’s Sunflower printed curtains, Mr. or Mrs. baking cupcakes while limping in stilettos, Mrs. or Mr. with a false moustache, you look thoughtful when smoking that pipe, Cheap woman’s magazine within the financial times, play...it’s your game.

Mr. Pretend Lawyer, You leave your house in a dashing 3 piece suit you bought from a dead people's charity shop, those case files are nothing but your childhood macaroni pictures, You must enjoy driving that bus in disguise.

Mr. Cyclist, hanging your inflatable wife on the washing line each Sunday, she is faded, too much bleach, buy a new one or are you so attached to this one?

Mrs. Lady dog walker, You have such a nice bum, those boots more suited to riding a horse, you pick up your dog’s mess with a bare hand and place it inside your anorak pocket, but thanks for doing that.

Mr. Me, You all watch me as I watch you, you scoff at me when I drain pasta on the lawn, you have seen Mrs. Yellow cardigan visits with cupcakes in foil, you have seen her lay naked on the dining room floor, yes Mrs. Morbid she knows you watch, Free lessons for your invisible banjo.

What about your neighbors?