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You too can get away with it............. just read and learn
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"
and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked
up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason
for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go.."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
Georgia
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
Louisiana
A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."
When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
T"ennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?
Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "
***
Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South,
but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North.
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"
and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked
up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason
for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go.."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
Georgia
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
Louisiana
A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."
When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
T"ennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?
Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "
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Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South,
but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North.
"ANY GIVEN TIME"
It Was..................At Any Given Time.....................In Any Situation....................It Was Something... Of Which You Were So Sure Of...................It Was Something..... That Was...Within Your Mind.......And Embedded Deep... Within Your Soul........Which Suddenly............Right In Front Of You.....Appeared Out Of Its "Real No Where"............. Throwing Its... "All Along Real Intentions" ....At You.......... In Defiance Of Its False True Nature
There Wasnt The Time To Comprehend A Response
For..... At That Moment....... Of Sudden Shock
Youre Dead
There Wasnt The Time To Comprehend A Response
For..... At That Moment....... Of Sudden Shock
Youre Dead
"PUT EM TO WORK"
Who...Within The "Royal Family"... In Great Britain... Works?
And If Nobody Works..Where Does The Money Come From..For Them To Travel Around?...For Them To Be Weighed Upon?...For Their Security?
I Would Think Its Time To Give The Whole Cabootle Of Them ......The Boot
I Mean
What Purpose Do They Serve?
All Its Doing Is Costing All Of You People Money
That You Have To Work (In Order To Get)
Arent You Guys Tired Of Supporting (The Queen And All Of Them) That Dont Work?
And If Nobody Works..Where Does The Money Come From..For Them To Travel Around?...For Them To Be Weighed Upon?...For Their Security?
I Would Think Its Time To Give The Whole Cabootle Of Them ......The Boot
I Mean
What Purpose Do They Serve?
All Its Doing Is Costing All Of You People Money
That You Have To Work (In Order To Get)
Arent You Guys Tired Of Supporting (The Queen And All Of Them) That Dont Work?
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Kokomo and the return of mic...
Many thanks for CelticWitch keeping the flame for miclee who disappeared from CS a year ago. Sadly his enormously long blog disappeared and not archived to sail away into the night. If I recall, that was his 2nd marathon party-style blog of the same subject. Fun.
To everyone's delight, mic made a cameo appearance that squelched any rumor of his P_SSI_G (I'd like to solve the puzzle) so on a high note... maybe in the style of mic, here's the Kokomo blog reincarnated!
From 1988, it's the Beach Boys with Kokomo...
To everyone's delight, mic made a cameo appearance that squelched any rumor of his P_SSI_G (I'd like to solve the puzzle) so on a high note... maybe in the style of mic, here's the Kokomo blog reincarnated!
From 1988, it's the Beach Boys with Kokomo...
"TELLING TALL TALES"
Some People are just Plainly full of (You know what)...Brian Williams of NBC Nightly News told some Whopper Stories about what happened to his Helicopter while he was in it in Iraq,,,Hillary Clinton said when she got off her Plane in Bosnia she had to lower her had to lower her head and run for cover(When in reality there is a video showing her getting off the Plane and hugging little children,,,And Ive known a lot of People who were full of(You know What....Ill bet you knew a few yourself..................
Top 6 zodiac signs with deep inner wisdom
Deep inner wisdom is a trait that can be found in individuals of all zodiac signs. However, certain signs are often associated with a profound understanding of life and a natural wisdom that goes beyond their years. Here are six zodiac signs known for their deep inner wisdom:
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Scorpios are known for their intense and introspective nature. They possess a deep emotional intelligence and an ability to see beneath the surface. Their intuition and insight into human nature contribute to their wisdom.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Pisceans are highly empathetic and compassionate. They have a natural understanding of the complexities of human emotions and are often seen as wise counselors and confidants. Their spiritual and intuitive nature adds to their depth of wisdom.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Sagittarians are known for their philosophical and adventurous spirits. They seek knowledge and understanding through exploration and experience. Their broad perspective on life often leads to deep insights and wisdom.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Aquarians are often ahead of their time in their thinking. They have a progressive and innovative mindset that allows them to see possibilities beyond the present. Their unique perspective contributes to their wisdom.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Capricorns are practical and disciplined individuals. They possess a strong sense of responsibility and a methodical approach to life. Their ability to learn from their experiences and apply those lessons adds to their wisdom.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Virgos are analytical and detail-oriented. They have a keen eye for observation and a practical approach to problem-solving. Their desire for self-improvement and personal growth contributes to their inner wisdom.
Link:Asahigrill.com
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Scorpios are known for their intense and introspective nature. They possess a deep emotional intelligence and an ability to see beneath the surface. Their intuition and insight into human nature contribute to their wisdom.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Pisceans are highly empathetic and compassionate. They have a natural understanding of the complexities of human emotions and are often seen as wise counselors and confidants. Their spiritual and intuitive nature adds to their depth of wisdom.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Sagittarians are known for their philosophical and adventurous spirits. They seek knowledge and understanding through exploration and experience. Their broad perspective on life often leads to deep insights and wisdom.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Aquarians are often ahead of their time in their thinking. They have a progressive and innovative mindset that allows them to see possibilities beyond the present. Their unique perspective contributes to their wisdom.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Capricorns are practical and disciplined individuals. They possess a strong sense of responsibility and a methodical approach to life. Their ability to learn from their experiences and apply those lessons adds to their wisdom.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Virgos are analytical and detail-oriented. They have a keen eye for observation and a practical approach to problem-solving. Their desire for self-improvement and personal growth contributes to their inner wisdom.
Link:Asahigrill.com
"CREATION"(31)("LIFE OF A DAY")
"Oh Yes..The Wind Blows"
"But Theres Not A Way That We Can See"
"And The Sun Shines"
"Yeah..When I Want It On Me"
"Clouds Float Above"
"Ever Changing Shape"
"And When Youre Caught In Your Rain"
"Theres Just No Escape"
"But Me?"................Im Just A Regular Guy"
"So Dont Bother"................"To Ask Me Why"
"What You See".................Is What You Get"
"Is It A Sunrise?"................"Or A Sunset?"
"Grass Is Green"..........."Seems Those Leaves Are Too"
"Water Seems The Same Color"...."As Our Skies Seem Blue"
"But Our Best Days".........."Somehow They Did Not Last"
"Just a Memory For Us"..........."Back Deep In Our Past"
"But You"....................."Youre Just A Regular Girl"
"So Maybe One Day"..............."We Can Give It A Whirl"
"Best You Follow Your Mind".....Send Your Sound This Way"
"And Whats Left Of Life"........."The Two Of Us Can Play"
"In Your Dark When Its Daytime"
"Living Alone..... Your Only Way"
"As The Sun Sets Lower"................."In The Life Of A Day"
"But Theres Not A Way That We Can See"
"And The Sun Shines"
"Yeah..When I Want It On Me"
"Clouds Float Above"
"Ever Changing Shape"
"And When Youre Caught In Your Rain"
"Theres Just No Escape"
"But Me?"................Im Just A Regular Guy"
"So Dont Bother"................"To Ask Me Why"
"What You See".................Is What You Get"
"Is It A Sunrise?"................"Or A Sunset?"
"Grass Is Green"..........."Seems Those Leaves Are Too"
"Water Seems The Same Color"...."As Our Skies Seem Blue"
"But Our Best Days".........."Somehow They Did Not Last"
"Just a Memory For Us"..........."Back Deep In Our Past"
"But You"....................."Youre Just A Regular Girl"
"So Maybe One Day"..............."We Can Give It A Whirl"
"Best You Follow Your Mind".....Send Your Sound This Way"
"And Whats Left Of Life"........."The Two Of Us Can Play"
"In Your Dark When Its Daytime"
"Living Alone..... Your Only Way"
"As The Sun Sets Lower"................."In The Life Of A Day"
Secret Rendezvous.
I wonder how many CS bloggers actually get together and meet?
I mean blogger friends, not dating someone just met via CS.
More than we would think perhaps?
These two bloggers have been captured on camera having a bit of a funsome twosome soemwhere in a secret location in southern Spain...ah ha
So come on, own up, how many secret rendezvous are going on out there?
Let's hear it here first!
I mean blogger friends, not dating someone just met via CS.
More than we would think perhaps?
These two bloggers have been captured on camera having a bit of a funsome twosome soemwhere in a secret location in southern Spain...ah ha
So come on, own up, how many secret rendezvous are going on out there?
Let's hear it here first!
"WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING"
"When Will They Ever Learn?........................"Thats Easy To Answer".....................Never...................Why?........................................................................................................
Because Its In The Blood.........................The DNA...............It Is Because Since They Were Able To Understand The Language They Were Accustomed To?....All Theyve Ever Known Is What Theyve Been Taught By Their Elders
And As They Graduated From These Fascists Colleges.... And Universities Here In The USA...Theyve Been Led To Believe That They Would Be Earning 6 Figure Salaries Yearly
And When This Did Not Happen?...............Instead Of Blaming Those Who Told Them This..(Their Fascists Professors)
They Blamed The Establishment......And Of Course..... The President...Mr Trump
And...The Republicans
Even Global Warming Was Blamed On The Republicans
Do People Honestly Believe That A Hillary Clinton...(One Who Took Money From Foreign Countries That Dont Allow Women Their Rights...And At The Same Time........ Was Here........ In The USA....... Fighting For Womens Rights
Wouldve Been Better Than Donald Trump?
"There Aint A Fascists Here On The Blogs...That Can Defend That"
"Nor A Fascists Here .....That Can Show That Fascists Liberal Policys "
"Are Better Than Conservative Policys"
"All Theyre Good At Is.......... Going To Each Others Blogs........... And Agreeing With Each Other
And...All They Have For An Answer Is............ That They Hate Trump
Because Its In The Blood.........................The DNA...............It Is Because Since They Were Able To Understand The Language They Were Accustomed To?....All Theyve Ever Known Is What Theyve Been Taught By Their Elders
And As They Graduated From These Fascists Colleges.... And Universities Here In The USA...Theyve Been Led To Believe That They Would Be Earning 6 Figure Salaries Yearly
And When This Did Not Happen?...............Instead Of Blaming Those Who Told Them This..(Their Fascists Professors)
They Blamed The Establishment......And Of Course..... The President...Mr Trump
And...The Republicans
Even Global Warming Was Blamed On The Republicans
Do People Honestly Believe That A Hillary Clinton...(One Who Took Money From Foreign Countries That Dont Allow Women Their Rights...And At The Same Time........ Was Here........ In The USA....... Fighting For Womens Rights
Wouldve Been Better Than Donald Trump?
"There Aint A Fascists Here On The Blogs...That Can Defend That"
"Nor A Fascists Here .....That Can Show That Fascists Liberal Policys "
"Are Better Than Conservative Policys"
"All Theyre Good At Is.......... Going To Each Others Blogs........... And Agreeing With Each Other
And...All They Have For An Answer Is............ That They Hate Trump
"WHERE ARE THE FAITHFUL MUSLIMS OF THE WORLD?"
There have been alot of Blogs about defending the Muslims....Thats fine..Im sure there are alot of fine Muslims in the World..Trouble is I havnt heard One of yas yet say anything against the Ones who murder in the Name of the Muslim Faith,,,,,,Why is that?....................
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