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If you smoke make nonsmokers stand outside while you enjoy a cigarette Inside

Give your lady a gobble before she gives you one (Its fair)

Don’t pop round and give your neighbor’s wife a service or her donkey

Don’t shoplift or take money from the blind if CCTV cameras are visible

Eat cake if there is no bread, donuts are vegetables if you feel like it.

Make each day a unique day; days of the week are just examples

Always bring your own handbag out on walks in the park, so your girlfriend can't ask you to carry hers

Drink coffee without remorse, drink tea in secret

Smile and be charitable to wolves

Give toffee's to the dentally challenged

Build a blanket fort, have some fun

Add your own alternative rules for life...

"For Five Years Now.............I Have Been Pursued By One Of Those Little Creatures..................They Have A Tendency........................ To Be Very Good At Hiding....................But.......Every Now And Then?...............I Get A Glimpse Of This Little Tiny Creature
It Seems That Almost Every Time We Get To See Each Other?
We End Up Having A Dispute About Everything That Is Under Our Sun
The Only Thing That I Do Know For Sure?
Is That This Creature Is?.................. A Dormouse

One Time?...I Found Out That This Dormouse Is A She
And One Time?
She Let Me Hold Her
What Kind Of A Relationship Might This Be?

It rose, fiery red, behind Motril, jutting out into the Mediterranean.

 I thought at first it must be the setting sun as it was so low in the sky, practically touching the sea, and coloured thus after a day of tanning its many worshipers on the beach and by the poolside.
But no, Motril is to the east, and even climate change hasn't made the sun set in the east.


It hung tantasingly low for several minutes before deciding to slowly rise to allow others to see it in its breathtaking new crimson coat.


The dog, normally cuddled close to me, sat alone and stared at this lunar spectacle silently and pensively.


As it rose high in the sky, it slowly undressed itself of its red ridinghood cape and stood in its naked splendour for all to admire.


Not a cloud in the sky curtained its performance.
Even the stars took a backstage role, allowing it take centre stage on its night, the night of the Harvest Moon.

Discover YOUR Greek Deity Identity.

Guys - Find Your Greek God Identity.


Gals - Find Your Greek Goddess Identity .


I'm Poseidon - God Of The Sea ...

"getting the band back together"

Australian singer Jimmy Barnes has shared a concerning health update with fans mere weeks after cancelling shows due to a bacterial infection.

The former Cold Chisel frontman took to social media today to tell fans he is undergoing emergency open heart surgery in a bid to contain an infection that has spread to his heart

Some Things.......................... In This World................... Are So Old .............................."When We Were Kids?"........................................ (You Can Something In................If You Care To.................. From Here).

(This Blog Is Rated "G"...General Audiences)

Im Totally Positive That ......................This Subject Hasnt Been Talked About...............Yet.............................Though It May Not Even Be Commented On......Who Ta Hell Cares?.................Certainly Not I.........................................Because..It Is About Facts
And Sometimes... Some People... Dont Like... The Cold Hard.... True Facts

Nobody Has Said Anything Up Until Now...........But Its Time That The Facts............... Come On Out

When Some Of You Ladies...That Come On.......... With A Subject...............(Especially If You Know That You Are Attractive?)
Do You Honestly Believe... Or Think........ That....... All Of Those Men... That Come Rushing To Your Blog
Are Interested In The Subject You Are Talking About?.......("Hell No!!")........(Maybe...Just Maybe...A Few Are Really Interested About What Youre Talking About.....Maybe........And...Just.... Once In A While)

Its Totally Obvious That....They Are There... Because......In Their................... "Imagination Of A World"
They Think That.... They May Have A Shot At Making You
And... If Thats Not The Reason?...Then....Its Because You Talk Nice To Them....And That Makes Them Feel Like.............. "They Arent As Bad As They Thought"
And.... For Most Of These Guys?...It Makes Them Feel Worthy

Oh..I Almost Forgot This
Yes.....There Is Another Side To This Coin

And That Other Side Is?......Some Of You Ladies ....That Come Within This Category Im Speaking About?
You Know As Well As I................... The Same As Silent Ones... Who Dont Comment... Who See It The Same Way As I Do..........And That Way Is?
Well.....Its Not Hard To See...That.... You Know These Guys Will Come Running
And That Gives You Your Self Assurance... That... You Still ..."Got What it Takes"

Yeah...I Know ...........Nobody Likes The Truth Being Brought Up... For All To Read
("But..We Are Not.... What We Want To Be...............Are We?................Nope")
("We Are What People Have Made Us")


So...............To Bring This...... To An End
I Must Remind ....Whoever These Ladies Might Be..................Especially The Ones... "That Know What Theyve Got?"

To Enjoy The Attention....... And Embrace The Moment
Because......They Wont Be................ "Standing In Line Forever"

And The Worst Part?....And i Know That ....This Could Hurt.... Just A Little To Some Of The Ladies..............But

"The Clock Is Running!!!!"..

("And Now?")

("Im Gettin...Out Of Here!!").. ....


(If I Dontt Allow Comments?....There Would Be A Price To Pay)

(And If I Do Allow Comments?......................"Im Still Going To Pay For It)......

"So.... What Ta Hell People".............("Fire Away").....

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Showing himself to be a compassionate man of the people who cares deeply about the plight of the downtrodden, Senator Bernie Sanders selflessly offered a stack of bills to a homeless man on the street Monday after fishing the money out of a purse sitting next to a woman on a park bench.



Sanders had been crouched in shrubbery that lined the street, on the prowl for people who looked like they had too much money when he leaped out to steal the wallet from the purse of the woman. “He was surprisingly sneaky for a 76-year-old guy,” said one onlooker.

The Vermont senator was reportedly thinking of saving the money for himself.

But just then, he saw a homeless man sitting nearby, begging for money. Moved by the pathetic sight of the man’s disheveled appearance, Sanders found it in his heart to commit a random act of kindness, digging through the wallet until he was able to find several $20 bills and slipping them into the man’s hand.

“It’s not theft—it’s redistribution,” he told reporters later. “I was simply benefiting one citizen at the expense of another—doing what any old citizen couldn’t do without committing a crime. But it’s different because I’m the government, see?”

At publishing time, the Senator was seen pocketing the rest of the money.

Tag - Satire

There Aint Nobody................................ Who Should Be Able To Find........................................ Anything Wrong.... Or Bad About This Blog.....................For......After All.................This Blog Is About ...........................The Good Side Of Humanity


Anyway......This Blog Will Be About The Good Side Of Humanity
Yeah...Whether You Believe It Or Not...There Are Some Good People Still...In This World



"If You Can Find Fault With This?"
"Then Youll Show The World What A (Bleeping Bleep Bleep).... That You Really Are