Mapmaker

Inland near Jaen, Andalusia, Spain

Dec 2016

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Alternative Rules of Life

If you smoke make nonsmokers stand outside while you enjoy a cigarette Inside

Give your lady a gobble before she gives you one (Its fair)

Don’t pop round and give your neighbor’s wife a service or her donkey

Don’t shoplift or take money from the blind if CCTV cameras are visible

Eat cake if there is no bread, donuts are vegetables if you feel like it.

Make each day a unique day; days of the week are just examples

Always bring your own handbag out on walks in the park, so your girlfriend can't ask you to carry hers

Drink coffee without remorse, drink tea in secret

Smile and be charitable to wolves

Give toffee's to the dentally challenged

Build a blanket fort, have some fun

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MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Ob, Thats correct being a goodie two shoes on the blogs and trashing bloggers in private is my style

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Red, Thats some rule of life, I hope some strange birds appear in your binos, but make it fun by using them the wrong way round, that way they will seem far away.

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●1,614 Comments

Omg, you tea hater, you!

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Any day without a flirt, is an evening of self-flagellation

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●1,614 Comments

Good man, Map but there's no shame in it....really!

Snookums33●Joburg, Gauteng South Africa

Dec 11, 2016●249 Comments

Mm. I like the new pic. Not so posed

I love the smoking rule

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Molly, how true!, By the way you are looking totally gorgeous today, you should come and look at my Bushman paintings.

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Snooks, The smoking rule is good, why should smokers go outside in the cold and rain, its apartheid!

daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●2,126 Comments

I agree with you Molly !

Good morning Map.

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Morning daniela, A flirt a day keeps the self-flagellation at bay (your hair is long and pretty)

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Why, thank you kind sir

And you are looking very 'street' yourself

pat8lanips●babinda, Queensland Australia

Dec 11, 2016●74 Blogs●2,239 Comments

Well, your second point there seems to be a typo. I'm sure it should read- because afterwards you cant be bothered.

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●1,614 Comments

Heathens!

Whatever makes your hair blow back, Map

daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●2,126 Comments

I know you like my long hair. Thank you!

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Unla, They dont like my full gimp suit here, so any chance I can get to wind up the locals is good, plus a sound beating always makes me see sense, nonsense but sense

pat8lanips●babinda, Queensland Australia

Dec 11, 2016●74 Blogs●2,239 Comments

I'm hearin' ya my man. Its also a good way of limiting the dramas that always accompany unreasonable demands in the bedroom.

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●1,614 Comments

The image of you in a gimp suit will haunt me for years, Map

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

I don't watch soaps

I'd watch a good documentary while you are finishing yourself off

I would make you a cup of coffee during the break though.

Seri2016●unknown, Cork Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●6 Blogs●769 Comments

What's giving somebody a gobble ?

pat8lanips●babinda, Queensland Australia

Dec 11, 2016●74 Blogs●2,239 Comments

Notice how she left the demanding a sandwich part out? Obviously keeping her options open.

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Pat, It works, took many years of research with a large number of volunteers, I did it for humanity and the progress of mankind.

Unla, I apologise, but I do look rather fetching in leather, the metal studs are quite manly and stop dogs from biting me.

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Pat, be realistic, I am a woman after all

Options must be kept open.

But at least you get the coffee

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●1,614 Comments

Just no to leather, unless it's a jacket or shoes

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Map, it's not cruel

I am just giving you quality time alone with the thing you love most in the world

I think it is quite selfless really

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Unla, Its only worn at festivals, I dont have a leather jacket or shoes, I'm a plastic and synthetics kind of person due to fiscal limitations

Seri2016●unknown, Cork Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●6 Blogs●769 Comments

UN, think you'd look radiant in a red catsuit

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●1,614 Comments

Take a trip to Turkey with your fiscals, Map

Glad you didn't say a red gimp suit, Seri

Seri2016●unknown, Cork Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●6 Blogs●769 Comments

That I'm already occupying UN

Seri2016●unknown, Cork Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●6 Blogs●769 Comments

Yeah Map, therefore I'm incapable of washing my feet or brush my hair

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●1,614 Comments

My my my Seri but I do think red would be awesome on you

It beats being pelted with oranges, Map and who knows, you might get lucky

pat8lanips●babinda, Queensland Australia

Dec 11, 2016●74 Blogs●2,239 Comments

Yeah, but think of what you are capable of.

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Seri, Its Sunday in most places, so why bother with hair and stuff, being constricted in a very tight cat suit will more than make up for the hygiene.

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Unla, there is a benefit to being pelted with oranges, I collect them and make Marmalade that I sell back to the people, it makes fiscal sense and allows me to indulge in my wanton purchases of fine art and cigars.

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Unla, No, not really a choice but an option in summer.

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 11, 2016●1,614 Comments

Summer....I forgot what that is

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Dec 11, 2016●345 Blogs●10,591 Comments

For Pete's sake!
SOMEbody give Seri a straight answer to what's giving someone a gobble!
Not knowing is driving me...

..errr...I mean her crazy!

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Dec 11, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Mic I think she may have found out by now

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Dec 11, 2016●345 Blogs●10,591 Comments

This, I believe, will clear up any lingering confusion...

YOUTUBE SOUTH PARK - Nut Gobler

Kalpataru●somewhere close to, Jakarta Indonesia

Dec 11, 2016●34 Blogs●1,846 Comments

Don't stay away too far from those who deny. They provide a pretty nice "spot" for entertainment.

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