Man Flu- Its Real
I have had severe man flu for a couple of days, I was relieved to have actually woken up today.My will is up to date and the house keys have been left at the coffee bar for my next of kin or thieves.
Its apparently worse than labour pain, I am so weak I find changing the TV channels a hard task, its taken me 3 hours to make soup and find a warm enough blanket, I hope I live through until tomorrow, I may have some interesting near death experiences to share with you all...........provided I survive.
What do the men here do to ensure survival?
Why dont women understand the life threatening agony on man flu?
Comments (42)
Z, I have requested a couple of bin bags (environmentally degradable) instead of a coffin, I dont see why I should pay for my own coffin, seems cruel.
since I started to get the flu-shot from 2008, I haven't got a single cold symptoms
I think that vaccine really works.
Mimi, That brings a smile to my face in my time of need, I would certainly "take care" of that cupcake.
Duro, I was injected against yellow fever, bilharzia, beri beri and trench foot, I was never offered a jab for flu, was told to man up (yes a female doctor)
The coffin was made from synthetic wood and the interior was very comfortable, I would have liked a second pillow as my neck hurt after a while. I was a bit shocked that there was no light inside and felt claustrophobic when the lid was closed, in all I give the coffin 4 stars.
I think reading reviews would be helpful, its just that my reading glasses feel far to heavy.
Have you tried breathing in eucalyptus oil on a cotton ball or rag? Whenever I get sick from a cold or flu, I use this. It will make you feel better very rapidly. I haver been using this cure for 15 yrs or so. Try it!
As you know the man flu is related to the Y chromosome, as are excessive hair on the ear, color blindness, and the difficulty of finding things, that's why we women don't have it.
Take vitamin C, lots of water, rest and add some chocolate to your diet. Chocolate always help! ;-)
I wish you recover fast!
Man flu is a deadly serious matter, y'all.
This instructional vid clearly presents the seriousness of the dread malady...
and steps y'all women MUST take to assure guys survive this scourge of our gender...
This is how NOT to handle man flu...
...and a heart rending example of the consequences of failing to do so.
The poor woman in the vid is now widowed & recently joined CS.
LEARN FROM HER SAD FATE!!
Its one of the world's biggest problems, its up there with world hunger and agitated North Korean leaders.
BUT
Women should be aware that failure to treat man flu properly also has dire consequences for THEM...
As in the pitiful example of the broken wretch in the above
BTW -
How's that Newbie Journal coming along, Anna?
Pretty well? Yeah?
As you know, manflu runs its course in 7 days and it is a trial to test the strongest. I have discovered a cure! with my muti you can put this nightmare safely behind you in as little is a week!
S'true's bob.
Cheap, too. Private-mail me your email address and I will rush you details of this astounding breakthrough, based on the lifegiving properties of snake oil.
That's important stuff!