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(When Youre Not?...Youre Not)......"Sometimes...We..As Humans...Cannot Do It..... No Matter How Hard We Are Trying.....................It Just Doesnt Quite Happen.......Sometimes We Will Decide To Take A Chance On A Lottery Ticket To Help Change Our Lives
But Nope...As Expected..Its A Loser

One Time...A Couple Of Years Ago...I Bought An Entire Book Of 2 Dollar Lottery Tickets
There Were 300 Tickets...To Each Book.... Containing The Tickets
(Surely..I Should Be Hitting It Big..By Spending 600 Dollars!!)

Took The Whole Show With Me Home...And Started To Scratch Away
After Completing This Task..In The End?...I Lost ...About 300 Dollars

The Next Day..I Went Back... With My Winning Tickets..(To At Least Claim The 300 Bucks ...That Cost Me 600 Bucks)

The Guy... In Front Of Me... Had Bought A 1 Dollar Scratch Ticket...And Left

As The Clerk Was Tallying Up My Meager Earnings?
That Guy... With The 1 Dollar Ticket?....Came Running Back In..Yelling

"I Just Won 5,000 Dollars!!"
(What A Bummer Of A Feeling.... It Was For Me)

"What I Can Only Say.... Is This"

("When Youre Hot...Youre Hot!")
("When Youre Not.....Your Not!")

Happy happy hump day its hump day what does hump day mean to you?hump day to me is party time boom boom in the houseits party time out

"And A Wonderful Shout Out............................. To That Lady Who Has Battled Through A Life .................That Most Of Us ............................Would Quite Possibly Never Have Survived.............I Know Damned Well That I Would Not Have Have
But She's Still Here Damn It...She's still Here!!!!!!!!!!!!

That One And Only............................MISS CAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!

One way to be happy
Just write funny poetry
Apothecary of words can heal
Metaphor of thoughts to feel.
An easy way to be happy
Accept things, let life be
Be thankful we’re alive
Need not thrive but survive.

Be foolish, a happy moron
Always a smile to put on
To be stupid is just bliss
Sad truths, ignore and miss.
Everything will just be fine
Let ignorance spark and shine,
I don’t give a freaking damn
Am I happy? Perhaps I am.

Inspired by the Happy Moron poem.
Why not share your easy way to be happy?
It need not be a poem.

Thanks for reading.

THEY SAY... ( not sure who `they are` )



I happen to agree with whoever THEY are

There are many GOOD reasons to laugh ... and here are a few



I obviously DO NOT laugh enough as my weight does not go down
SO maybe they got that one WRONG (they can`t be perfect in everything! )

I personally like those good BELLY LAUGHS!!!! You know the ones where you get stitch.. and your mouth aches with with laughter....and if you are like me... you have to becareful a toilet is near by



There is a WARNING THOUGH! AND you ought to PAY HEED!!!



SO now you have all the details ... benefits and warnings I want to invite you to.....



SO LAUGH your SOCKS of....

"For Its Just Another Night........................"In The Land Of The Blog".................."Sometimes?................ it All Runs So Freely........And Other Times?......................... There Is A Clog................So We'll Bring Out The Plunger
And Pump And Pump Away
And Then Maybe Some Day.....Itll Unclog And Go Away

This One?..... Is To The Tune Of......"Hey Jude"

..............................."Hey You"...........................................................
"Hey You"............."Dont Feel So Bad"
"Take This Matter"..........."And Dont Go After Her"
"Remember....Dont Let Her Get Under Your Skin"
"Then You'll Begin"........"To Make Yourself Better"

"Hey You"....."You Gotta Learn To Know"....
"Make Your Rainy Day... A Little Sunnier"
"Remember....To Take It All In Stride"
"Everybody Knows?"........"That They Have Lied"..................(Na Na Na Na.............Na Na............ Na!)

"Hey You Ooo Ooo Ooo"..............."Dont Pass It On By"
"You Have The Know How"................"To Make It Better"
"Remember......Dont You Let Him Get Under Your Skin"
"And Be A Sun Rise".........................."And Not A Setter Setter Setter Setter Setter Setter Ahhhhh!"

"Na... Na Na.... Na Na Na Na.........Na Na Na Na.........Hey You!"
"Na,,,, Na Na....Nan Na Na Na.......Na Na Na Na........"Hey You!"


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I Just Cannot Understand It..........Or......Should I Say That I Do Understand........The Reasoning Of Why.......For I Have Searched Everywhere..........I Have Called Out The Name That Is Possessed By This Being..........I Have Waited For What I Thought Would Be A Communication..That Has Not Happened Either.........Maybe Somebody Somewhere Has An Idea Of Where This Person Might Be?

This is Celine Dion's custom-built Florida home which is on the market for some $72,000,000. It is situated on five and a half acres (2.2 hectares) on Jupiter Island. It has a mini water park, a lazy river, three swimming pools, home arcade and a tennis court...

I mean comeone ,really???...How much does she spends on maintaining...hey how much does she earn...

hey crazy lady ,how about a shopping moll on your property so you`d never have to leave ...

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