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Ever Think About The Reason ................................................Why We Are Here............................ On This Planet Called Earth?...............................Just Remember.........................................Its A Name Humans Gave The Planet
Anyway........Maybe Thats Not This Planets Real Purpose
Maybe...Its Just One Big Giant Prison

In Other Words
Maybe Weve Already Lived Before........And After Weve Died...We Were Judged
And This Planet We Have Named Earth?...................Is Really Hell

Those That Were The Worst In Their Past Lives?......Means
The Longer The Time That They Have To Serve On This Planet
And ...Its Really A Sentence For Our Pastly Sins
And When Weve Served Our Sentence........We Then Die

(Looks Like I Did Something Really Bad)
So Far............ Ive Served............ 63 Years

Fill In The Space............................Fill In Your Form...............................But Can It Really Matter....If Its Not The Norm?.......................But Youll Continue Reading On...........Some Humans ...................They Jusy Have To Know


"Its Felt Within Your Silence....Its There For Those Who Just Wont See"
"Your Waiters Tray Is Empty....Yet Theres No Room For Thee"
"You Wish That You Could Say It...Just Like Cards...Youd Really Like To Call"
"But Youll Remain There Behind The Scene...Hoping Hell Take Thaaaat Fall"

"But It Doesnt Happen...And Of Course IT Hurts You So"
"He Still Remains At Large...Damn It...He Just Wont Go"
"You Lonely Wish Is No Ones Command"
"His Boat Keeps Going...Although... Your Winds Wont Blow"

"Behind The Scenes The Chatter...Every Blabber Mouth Of The True"
"Nothing Can Stop The Wagging Tongues...Not Even... The Newest Type Of Glue"
"But Still You Hope On...Maybe The Tomorrow... Maybe His Turn"
"A Feeling It Must Not Be...Without His Sun?............You Still Burn"

"Still It Just Wont Happen...Yet You Still Go On And Wish"
"That You Could Se Served That Head Upon Your Dish"
"But Your Beginning Cannot Be............ His End"
"And With That?...Surely You Can Depend"

"Is It Happiness For Him?...But In No Way Is It For You"
"You Really Dont Want To...But Every Time You Do"
"So You Might As Well Be Of Acceptance...Every Word So True"
"Yell It Out...Scream Out Loud....Youll Never Get Through"

Never eat apples again!

Adam lived long ago,
lonely in the garden of Eden,
with the blessing of the Lord,
what more does a man desire?
He walked nicely in his nude
bathed sun and bathed his feet,
in the water of the brook,
seven days of the week.
Adam lived without worries,
until one morning he
suddenly discovered that every animal had a female!
He said, "Lord, I do not want to complain,
but I would like to ask You
submissively and politely,
if You also have a wife for me.
"All right," God said, "I will do my best,
but then you must do the rest yourself.
I will take care of a woman,
who shares her life with you ' he bought two engagement rings.
Praise the Lord, I get a b*tch,
even if it costs me a rib. "
And when Adam was sleeping,
the Lord created the woman, it
was a dream of every man,
everything about it and everything about it.
And they lived very satisfied,
together in the garden of Eden.
Until one day, when
Adam was enjoying singing, Eva saw the tree with apples,
Eva thought, "What harm can it be
to such a tree so full.
Though the Lord forbids me,
one does not miss one, two apples. "
Eve was burning with desire
when she saw all that fruit,
She took a bite while she said:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Then it was done the beautiful life,
Paradise was lifted, By an apple, so I know,
we are now working in the sweat,
By eating that apple,
we are now working to eat:
It is for that reason that I Claim:
Candy sensibly, eat a pear! "
Because the Russians do not want them anymore!

My sausage,

sausage, sausage, you are a nice thing of
the world's favorite woman
by you is a great pleasure
that has passed from father to son.

If you, my sausage, were not there,
the world would be a dry desert
, or if I were
always hot , sweet sausage, you were ready.

When after the lengthening of the years
in me the urge to mate
, I have
stuck many a female newly stuck on my sausage. When I then tired of all the shooting was
still a moment to enjoy
, you laid, tired of all that bump
your head on my clocks.

Once a female has possessed with daring
my sausage almost in two,
so men of all countries
choose females without teeth.

Our Stella
in the bottle is
sanctified Your taste,
Your smoke coming,
Your alcohol affected,
from a glass or from the bottle.
Give us today our daily beer,
and forgive us our drought,
as our wives do
and do not lead us to a delirium,
but deliver us from the male
Amen,,,,

This Is About Something That....In My Estimation?...........................................................Shouldve Have Been Incorparated Into The Blogs...... Since Its Inception....................................... On Something.......... That Has...... Been Missing Here............................... On Connecting Singles............................................................................. ....................................................................................................................................................................

While It Is Extremely Healthy............. For People................. To Be Able To Give Thier Opinion For The Whole World To Read?
There Does Come That Time..... Where A Comment... .... Does Appear To Be Crossing The Ole Red Line

And When That Line Is Crossed?...When Its Totally Obvious .....................That Someone Is Deliberately Aggravating Someone Consistently...Over... And Over... And Over... To Get Their Satisfactory Pleasure?
This Should Be The Time When An Action Should Become Available...To Shut Off THee Aggravator

(Would Not That Come Under The Rule..."Treat Others As You Would Expect To Be Treated?")

Personally...Some Of Us Have Had A Few Of These Types...Who Are Not Going To Stop
It Must Be Theeir Life Long Dream.......To Aggravate Others
These Types Must Not Have Much Of A Life

For....One.... Can Put Up A Blog.... About Whatever It Is.... And These People?.... Surely Will Waiting Off Line... And Waiting To Disagree

Yet... There Could Be Others.... With Totally Separate Blogs That Are Under The Same Subject...And In Some Cases?...Their Blogs Are Extremely Worse Than Yours... On The Same Subject
Yet These People..(Your Term Would Be... Trolls)...Will Not Go There To Those Other Peoples Blogs
Nope...Only Your Blog Is Where They Will Be
(Thusly Proving...Without A Doubt...What Theey Are Doing?...... Is Of No Doubt .....A Deliberate Attack Against You...And Only You

Im Writing This Blog............. For Those............. Who Have Always Been Wishing That
There Was An Addition On The Blogs.....Effectively..... A Delete Action..... That Could Stop The.... "Troll".......... From Aggravating Them On Their Blogs...Anymore

Of Course...This Function?...Could Only Go Into Affect....After It Has Been Clearly Over Seen By Those In A Position Of Authority
Then...When It Has Been Authenticated? By These Oveerseers....This Would Activate The Owner Of The Blog....To Stop The Trolls..... In His/Her Tracks
But...As we Alll Know...This Will Never Happen

"But...At The Same Time...We Must All Admit..That Without Our Beloved Trolls?"
"It Would.... At Times...Become A Very Dull Sight"


So...What Are We Left With?
Yup..Were Left To Either Ignore The Constant Onslaught Of Crap
Or..Retaliating Back
Its A Very Thin Line Between Them Both

Me?....I Try So Hard To Ignore Them..............But....In The End?........I Tend to Lean On The Side Of...Giving It Right Back To Them
All Of This?...Could Be Avoided...If Only There Was That

"Missing Link"

During his holiday trip, Jules and his guide come to the shore of the Sea of ??Galilee. "How much will it cost me if I take the boat over the lake?" "Thirty dollars, sir." "That is very expensive!" "You must not forget that this is a very famous lake, Jesus walked on this water!" "Yes, no wonder with such prizes!"

Beloved Believers,
There was once a pastor,
A very big guy,
One who could speak with a lot of talent!
Dear believers, he said,
I am somewhat hoarse
But today I want to talk to you
About a very small piece of meat ..
It is elongated and stiff,
According to many, it is the funniest. With this man can do so much good,
Unfortunately many among you I have to accuse
Abuse made of this wonder.
If one knows how much blood has been spilled, how
many disasters and accidents have sprouted from this little piece of meat,
Yes, I say, one would cut it off with scissors.
Dear believers,I will tell you what it is,
Because only you will never find it,
That little piece of meat, elongated and stiff,
The funniest thing of a human body,
that is and remains
The tongue of a venomous woman

HASH AND CANE....................... There once lived a poor woodsman named Parihuana. He had a very bossy woman, Marijuana. They had two children and they were doped Hash and Wietje. Wietje played with her barbiturates and Hash played with Stuffie, his dog, and his cat Morfientje.
Marijuana said: We have to do something. "After all, they had nothing to eat, and Parihuana snorted deeply, but did not know what to say." Marijuana came up with an angry plan and they would go on a trip in the woods and Hash. and leave Wits there, but that clever Hash had heard everything and put a knife in his back pocket, and
the next day they went on a trip through the forest where the wind was blowing through the trees, which were very high. Hash and Wietje took a nap and their parents went away quietly.
But Hash had pulled lines in the snow with his knife, so they could easily find the way to the village. They did not dare to go home, so they went to Opium and Omium. They sat peacefully on their cane to listen to the LSD player, where the hit sounded: Always Smoked Witch,
in the middle of the week, but not on Sundays.
On Sundays she smokes heroin, with a pinch of cocaine......... Kortjakje Wiet always smokes,
in the middle of the week, but not on Sundays.
When Opium and Omium saw the children, they greeted them exuberantly. "High!" They said and "High" called Hash and Wietje. They were offered a cracker. "Are you hungry?" Early Omium. "Yes!" Called Hash and Wietje. "Let's go Chinese!" "Well, Omium said." I coke "." The next day Hash and Wietje were brought home again, Parihuana was happy, but Marijuana was not.
When they went on a trip in the forest the next day, Marijuana looked good on Hash, so he did not see a chance to draw lines. When the two children were left alone again, they were really lost. But then they saw a little bird that whistled: "Wiedewiedwiet." They followed the bird and came to a cottage that was entirely made of coke.They immediately started to sniff out, but while they sniffed so deliciously, they were being sped by the angry H-XTC who lived in the cottage. The H-XTC began to sing: "Sniffel, snaffle, pinch, who sniffs at my house?" Because Hash and Wietje were filled with fear, they did not answer. The H-XTC got suspicious and walked out, She said with a sweet voice: "Come inside, I'll bake a delicious spacecake for you."
But in the meantime the H-XTC had too much sense in Hash and Wietje. After a while Hash and Wietje were completely stoned and counted at the H-XTC at the table. Now the H-XTC Wiek wanted to dry in her droghok and Hashje compressed in her pressed iron and then cut it into cubes. Now they could no longer escape. "Hemp!" Shouted Wietje.
"Hemp!" Hash exclaimed. They were afraid of being smoked. Wietje had to check if the coals in the dock were already hot enough. She told the H-XTC that she could not see it properly. The H-XTC went to see for herself and Wietje pushed her into the dock and closed the door. The H-XTC started shouting: "Hemp!" The H-XTC burned and Hash and Wietje were happy. They searched the cottage and stuffed their bags full of cocaine, morphine, hash, weed, coke and especially XTC. "Come Hash, we have to go!" Said Wietje. "Wait a minute, sister, I'm just taking drug with collecting drugs." Hash said. They set the house on fire. Crack, said the cottage.
They went home with speed. The Weedewie-bird-bird showed them the way. On the way they came across Blowkapje and Sneeuwwietje. When they came home, Parihuana was happy. Marijuana was dead and they lived happily ever after.

"And He Continued................................... With His Way..................................................................Knowing That If Eventually..............................................The Space Of The Uselessness.......................................... Would Be Filled.................................. By A Void............. That Was There........................... All Of The Time



"So The Place....................... Made A Decision"
"Without Notifying.................... All Of The Rest"
"Now Theyve Migrated.............. Into Our World"
"The Worst Of The Worst.................... At Best"

"You Can See It Right There............... Its All In View"
"Its The Mariiel Boat Lift,,,,,..............,,,,,,,. My Friend"
"An Infestation.................. That Cannot Be Stopped"
"Destroy The Place.............................. Destroy You"

"Its A Different Brand................. Of Humanity"
"Something............... Someone Threw Away"
"And Now Theyre Here...........Never To Leave"
"And........Its Way To Late ....................To Pray"

"For The Words.................... Seem To Match Their Faces"
"Leaving Originality........................... With Just The Frown"
"For Now.............................................. Its Understandable"
"Theres No Wonder........... Why The Place Closed Down"