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If You Wondered Why................................................ You Saw Me On Your ......................................"Whos Viewed Me?"................."It Wasnt Because I Was Checking You Out........For Any Possible Relationship..................It Was Because I Thought I Would Ask You A Question

Sometimes We Would Like To Ask A Question................ Without The World Being In On It
But Its Probably Because Of Your Requirements
That I Couldnt Get Through...Thats "Understandable"

What I Dont......... "Understand"... Is
Within A Day Of Me Trying To Get Through?...(And Showing Up On Your..."Whos Viewed Me?")
There You Are On My............. "Whos Viewed Me"

Im Thinking Its Too Get Even With Me....Or Some Sort Of Statement
I Really Dont "Understand" At All
Because Why Would Someone Do
Another................. "Whos Viewed Me Back".................... Deal?"

When It Comes To Human Beings?......It Is During Most Of These Times?
That Its Impossible To Try And Even "Understand"..."What Goes On"

But...It Doesnt Matter Now...Because ...At This Point?
I Forgot The Question Anyway...

.............. At first I didn't get it, then... my innocence had been tarnished.

Nope....No Way In Hell.......................................... Will I Take That Chance.........................................Id Rather Wait Until ...................................................All Of The The Big Winds...........................Are Gone

............... I think this would be great

................. Goodbye, cruel world

FLORIDA—As Florida finally wrapped up its contentious recount of the votes tallied in the recent midterm elections, a winner was finally declared: Al Gore is now the president of the United States.



The recount process at long last found the "missing votes" that would have handed Gore the presidency back in 2000, making him the official president of the country.

"Well, it's about time," Gore said in his acceptance speech. "Thanks to all the fine people that made this happen. It really is too bad that the earth is going to be destroyed by fire by 2015--err, I mean, 2019, or else I could really savor my presidency."

Gore will be granted two terms as US president, ousting President Trump and canceling the 2020 election. "We just assume he would have won again and ushered in a liberal golden age," said an election official. "So he's got 8 years to reclaim his lost time. Make the most of it, Al, and great job. You deserve it!"

.................. I’m Honored to be Nominated for Funniest Blog.....

............. what would you do

While Thanksgiving Is Supposed To Be................... A Happy Family Time.................Its Not Exactly That Way For Everybodys Family.....................................Sometimes ...........................There Are Bumps Along The Way
Every Family...... Is Not Like "The Waltons" You Know
And Unfortunately........I Came From One Of These Types Of Families


Because Of My Brother Being An Alcoholic?
The Last Thanksgiving We Had...As A Family"....Was Way Back In 1985
That Year My Brother Arrived There...Drunk
Him And Mt Father...Got Into Arguing...As Theyd Usually Do
My Mother Had Just Taken The Turkey Out Of The Oven...And Had Put It On The Table
The Argument Between Them Got Even More Heated
And My Father?.....In A Fit Of Rage...Grabbed The Whole Friggin Turkey
And Heaved It Right Through The Closed Window...Smashing The Window And Storm Window

My Brother Did Get Sober Finally In 2000
But Unfortunately...Because Of The Damage He'd Done To His Liver All Those Years?
He Passed On In 2002

So...The Holidays For Some Peoples Families?
Is Not One Of The Best Times Of the Year

............... Which one which one? Lmao! …