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Never Forget Friends! Many years ago, a newlywed young man was sitting on a couch on a hot, humid day, sipping frozen juice during a visit to his father. As he talked ab...	585	3	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	10 hrs ago
God's Wife Priceless! God's Wife IT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. Th...	585	10	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	May 2
Four Men Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're t...	584	4	0	Jun 2018	Jul 2018	Apr 28
Husband vs. Wife A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to co...	584	7	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 3
Skinny Dipping An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several Years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he...	584	4	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 26
Laughter is The Best Medicine Many years ago, Norman Cousins was diagnosed as “terminally ill”. He was given six months to live. His chance for recovery was 1 in 500. He could s...	584	17	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 27
Ify Puns 1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it h...	584	4	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	6 hrs ago
Happy Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! I have much to be thankful for! Blessings to all of you! A lady was picking through the frozen turkey...	583	13	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	19 hrs ago

The Man Song This video is for all of the ladies.....and some men.	583	15	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 2
Outdoorsy Man During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon,...	583	3	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 1
Bad Foods The hospital's consulting dietitian was giving a lecture to several community nurses in a hospital. 'The garbage we put into our stomachs and consume...	583	11	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 3
Spaghetti A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum...	583	8	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	Apr 27
Just wanted to... Wish everyone a happy and joyous Easter! I will be with family for dinner! What are you doing Easter Sunday?...	583	19	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	May 3
New car technology is a hoot. Subject: FW: New car technology is a hoot. Ha! Ha! Ray-o-vac will want to hear about this technology/mercedes-aa-cl...	582	3	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	Apr 26
Captain Rudolf Larrson When I was young, Rudolf Larsson, lived across the road from us. He was a retired Norwegian sea captain and had long flowing flame red locks and a ful...	582	5	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	May 2
Just Saying Q: Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone? A: Because it is too gross (2 x 144 - two gross). Q: How is the moon like a do...	582	16	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 19
15 Funny Cat Sayings There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. Never feed your cat anything that doesn't...	582	6	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 2
Smile Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was conc...	582	10	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 29
Happy Easter HAPPY EASTER everyone! What are your plans for Easter? I will be sharing a meal with my family!...	580	8	0	Mar 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 26
Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One af...	580	6	1	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	May 2
Do You Like Movies I love movies! Mostly action, drama, westerns, war movies, love stories and comedies. I have a number of movies that I love: Shane (western), D...	579	16	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19

Forgetter Be Forgotten? My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke! For when I'm 'here' I'm wonder...	579	11	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	22 hrs ago
Quotes for Today I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I sometimes wonder why I drink...	579	1	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	2 hrs ago
Funny Clip I ran accross this skit between Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra. Thought some of you might enjoy it.	578	12	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	May 2
Two Factory Workers Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman sa...	577	16	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 25
Woman at the Pearly Gates At the pearly gates of heaven, Jean, John's late deceased wife, ask to come in and St Peter said you must first spell a word before you can come in. S...	577	19	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 26
MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is...	577	0	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	May 1
ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND. It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when the...	577	4	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	Apr 30
THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins...	576	6	0	Mar 2018	Apr 2018	6 hrs ago
Irish Humor It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick hims...	575	2	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	11 hrs ago
Milk Money An art connoisseur passed a little grocery in New York when he noticed a kitten on the front step lapping up some milk in a bowl. The cat was mangy wi...	575	18	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 2

This one will tug at even the coldest of hearts … Thinking back a few years, living in Florida, I remember Hurricane Matthew. I was ready for it but my wife was not. When the wind reached a scream...	574	6	0	Nov 2018	Nov 2018	Apr 24
Daily Prayer Jesus' pattern for prayer can be a helpful aid to prayer in the early morning hours or the last minutes of the day. In the morning, use Jesus' patter...	573	11	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	Apr 25
Treasure Your Family When he was still a great way off, his father saw him and had compassion, and ran and fell on his neck and kissed...	573	10	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 26
Why We Worship Why We Worship Give unto the LORD the glory due to His name; worship the LORD in the beauty of holiness. Psalm 29:2 Some things in life are...	572	4	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	May 2
The Day the Music Died On February 3, 1959, rock and roll musicians Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and J. P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson were killed in a plane crash near Clea...	572	5	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 29
The Police Officer "A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ""But officer."" the man began, ""I can explain,"". ""Just...	572	5	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 2
Some Humor I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already. Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shi-tzu. A young blonde fears her hu...	571	3	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	May 1
Woman takes husband on road trip in casket An Alaskan woman took her husband on one last road trip in an aluminum casket, using ice to keep his body cold. While she did not break the law, th...	571	4	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 1
Looking for a Job in Florida Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in...	571	8	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 23
CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Al...	569	3	0	Dec 2017	Dec 2017	Apr 26
Billboard Outside Of Bar If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or mor...	569	6	0	Feb 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 22

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