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Woman before the judge This woman stole a can of peaches and got caught. She had to appear before the judge and she was found guilty. The judge said to her, "before I...	610	12	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 29
Abby takes the day off work and decides to go golf He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9Iron...	610	6	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	Apr 24
Be careful where you put your money. A local bank where I live is advertising 2% APY interest on checking accounts! Much more than I am getting. So I stopped at the bank and got an expl...	609	7	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 2
Unhappy Golfer A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his desp...	607	8	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	18 hrs ago
What's In A Name A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They arg...	607	8	0	May 2015	May 2015	Apr 25
This about sums it up!!! This about sums it up!!! Welcome 2016 Civilization at the end of 2015 - this is priceless!!!...	607	6	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 1
Valentine For The Ladies To all of my lady friends on CS: Valentines day is a day to celebrate love and express it in the most meaningful way possible. I may have not a...	606	8	1	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 27
Who's The Boss "A Most Wonderful Day!" One morning a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is today." "Of course I do!" the husband indi...	606	13	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 30

Perks Of Being 50 And Beyond At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell. Someone had to remind me, So I'm reminding you, too. Don't laugh..... It is all t...	604	21	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 26
Twenty Questions Twenty Questions 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It 3. How D...	603	14	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 23
Arizona Girl Drinking with an Arizona Girl: A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he thro...	602	3	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	Apr 20
The last Nickel A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choki...	602	15	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	May 3
Just Fred Gets Stopped by the Traffic Police for Speeding A California Highway Patrol Officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day, he decides to...	601	3	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 30
To Make you Smile Caught Speeding Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your lice...	600	25	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 2
Three Contractors Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesot...	600	13	0	Jul 2014	Nov 2016	May 1
Power Of Words Once we accept the power of our words, we must decide on their purpose. Words can be as useful as a strong horse ploughing a field or a spark us...	600	11	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 2
The Italian Funeral Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery...	600	11	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
Planting Potatoes When I was a boy growing up we had several gardens around our old house. The largest one of all was used just for growing potatoes. I can still rem...	599	4	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	36 mins ago
Angry Birds Students at New Mexico State University had trouble walking to class last fall after hawks built nests in trees by the gym. The mother hawks considere...	599	7	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 24
LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP? A lexophile of course! • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, bu...	599	4	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	May 2
Great Song! This song sums up most of my feelings about being an American on the 4th of July!	598	5	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	13 hrs ago

The FBI agent Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to th...	598	4	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 25
Amazing 3 year old This is funny. This kid is 3 years old and bright!	597	8	0	Sep 2014	Oct 2014	Apr 19
King Arthur And The Witch: Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's you...	597	3	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 25
Maureen O'Hara I was a great admirer of the beautiful Maureen O'Hara! She passed away at the age of 95 in her sleep in Boise, Idaho, USA, on Sat. She was from the...	596	10	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 20
Think About This Can you list the number of women/men that you have fallen in love with and their names?...	596	7	0	Dec 2017	Dec 2017	May 1
Comfort In The Night When small children awake in the middle of the night, if they don't run to their parent' bedroom, they will at least call out for them. They want to...	595	9	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	Apr 26
More Puns What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette. Why are meteorologists always nervous? Their future is always up in the air....	595	5	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	Apr 20
Happy New Year Everyone on CS, have a very Happy and Prosperous New Year! My wish for you is, that your life will be filled with Love, Pe...	594	29	0	Dec 2014	Jan 2015	Apr 23
"The Fair Deal" Every year, Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair. And every year, Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."...	594	13	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	May 1
Ole and Lars Ole and Lars are walking down a street in Minocqua WI, when they see a sign on a store that reads, "suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, and trousers...	594	8	0	May 2016	May 2016	19 hrs ago

All Girl Biker Bar "An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After...	593	2	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 26
The Cat Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the ho...	591	5	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 20
Knowledge is Power 'A SHOT OF WHISKEY' - In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would o...	591	0	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	Apr 24
Influencing With Words We avoid sickness. When an item at the grocery store is recalled or we hear of a friend getting food poisoning from a local restaurant, we avoid the c...	591	25	0	May 2014	May 2014	16 hrs ago
The Parrot An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left cost...	590	9	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	May 1
Happiness Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will elude you. If you capture it against it's will, you will kill it. But if yo...	590	12	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 28
First Drink With Son Off we went to our local pub, Murphy's, only two blocks from the cottage. I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a...	589	11	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 23
The Magic Bank Account >> >> THE AUTHOR IS NOT KNOWN. IT WAS FOUND IN THE BILLFOLD OF COACH PAUL BEAR BRYANT, ALABAMA, AFTER HE DIED IN 1982 >> >> The Magic Bank Accou...	589	7	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	May 2
Ducks Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on...	587	10	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	16 hrs ago
2nd Giraffe DC,I think the other giraffe ran away!...	585	9	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	May 1
Biker with a Broken Zip A couple were roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zip. He told his girlfriend...	585	6	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	May 1

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