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A little laugh to lighten things up on the blogs! "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. " "I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going t...	524	5	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 24
Smart Wife A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I...	523	9	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 20
Things to think about Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers call to pay my bills? And, if they do, why don't you let them? Th...	523	2	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 1
Dunk the Drunk A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a baptism along the river bank. The drunk stumbles into the water, subsequentl...	523	6	0	May 2015	May 2015	Apr 26
The Poison Garden In Eureka, California, best-selling author Amy Stewart tends an unusual garden behind her house. Every plant could kill you. Some of her plants, if in...	522	7	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 1
Grizzly This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a grizzly bear attack with one well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Be...	522	11	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	May 2
Anger management really works... I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I p...	522	6	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 20
Bagpiper I love this story. Lay down what’s bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story. Time is like a river. You cannot touch the...	522	4	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	Apr 26

Feeling Sick Little Bob went with his mom to church every Sunday. One morning in the middle of the service Bob complained that he was feeling a bit queasy and was...	521	4	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 2
A Woman Was Out Golfing One Day When She Hit The Ball Into The Woods She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release...	520	6	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	6 hrs ago
Beethoven A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by...	520	7	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 20
Billy Graham I guess most of you know by now that the Rev. Billy Graham passed away this morning, Wed., Feb. 21, at his home in North Carolina, USA. Mr Graham was...	520	3	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 26
This is a glimpse into our futures... One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts really bad. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't hav...	519	14	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 20
Ha Ha Ha "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "That's good," the boss said. "After you l...	519	4	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	Apr 25
Jokes There were 4 people in a private plane: a captain, a priest, a boy scout, and the smartest man in the world. Suddenly they heard an explosion, the pil...	519	11	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 28
Bad Things To Tell Your Wife A commercial boasted that its product could help people live ?pain-free in their golden years. “Am I in my golden years?” my wife, 63, asked. “N...	518	6	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 3
Yellow Light *The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing > and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red >...	518	5	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 27
Rodney Dangerfield With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. It's tough to stay married. My w...	517	4	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 21
Life Is A Gift Life Is A Gift Today before you think of saying an unkind word– think of someone who can’t speak. Before you complain about the taste of your f...	516	15	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19
Windows vs Ford For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a computer expo (COMDEX),...	515	3	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	Apr 28
Senior Man At the Super Bowl A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the other s...	514	9	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 2

Grace To Help Most people are familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz. Dorothy and her three companions follow a yellow brick road to the Emerald City to ask th...	513	8	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 26
Wow, CS Prom! Does anyone remember signing up for the CS prom earlier this week? Well I do! So last night my prom queen from CS showed up in a super...	513	4	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	24 hrs ago
The Rooster "A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathe...	513	6	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 25
HAPPY THANKSGIVING I want to wish everyone on CS a Happy Thanksgiving Day, whether you celebrate it or not! Enjoy a day of thanksgiving for yourself!...	513	11	0	Nov 2017	Nov 2017	May 1
SAYINGS LOVE BIG, play HARD & eat DESSERT! SAVOR the simple THINGS and DON'T WORRY about THE REST! Choose TODAY to BE AMAZING! Each MORNING i...	512	5	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 22
Deaf Wife......... A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he c...	512	11	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 28
Random Thoughts I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor." My therapist said that my narcissism c...	512	6	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	19 hrs ago
Difference Between Men and Women Creation Order Joke God made man before woman so the man would have time to think of an answer for the woman's first question. Men, you m...	511	19	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
Try a Smile “And this over here” croaked the 90 year old museum tour guide, “is a fossil 4 million and 69 years old, on it’s left you can see another fossil that’...	511	3	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	Apr 20
A New Beat A squad car cop was passing through a town in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant from his district covering the beat. He stoppe...	509	2	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 2

The Church Gossip Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members d...	509	6	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	May 2
From Rodney Dangerfield With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. It's tough to stay married. My...	507	5	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 26
Two Ants Two ants wandered into a large-screen TV. After crawling around for hours and hours the first ant started to cry. “I think we’re lost! We’ll never...	505	5	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	Apr 30
Driving and Dreaming I was setting in my van soaking up the sun like I do most days! Drinking a little wine and listening to singer, John Denver, my favorite! Decided to...	504	8	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 2
Helpless Love Once upon a time all feelings and emotions went to a coastal island for a vacation. According to their nature, each was having a good time. Suddenly,...	504	22	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19
Chocolate Ice Cream One day I had lunch with some friends. John, a short, balding golfer type about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch....	504	9	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 2
Jeff Gordon Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire...	503	0	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	Apr 20
Card Game A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing cards with his dog. He watched the game in amazement for a while. “I can hardly believ...	503	2	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 26
Are You An Encourager Heard this message from my friend, Dr. Charles Stanley! 1. Give a sincere compliment. 2. Always tell them the truth. 3. Agree when appropr...	502	2	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	May 2
What Causes Arthritis? A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a hal...	502	13	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	Apr 29
Where Do You Have Your Treasure Stored? Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal. Matthew 6:19 Have you ever...	501	-	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 30

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