More Puns
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.Why are meteorologists always nervous? Their future is always up in the air.
What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation. He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!"
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
An expert farmer is outstanding in his field.
I used to work for H&R Block, but it was just too taxing.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro - what a rip off!
Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
They arrested the former chewing gum manufacturer for unlicensed ex-spearmints.
What did the toy store sign say? Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed.
I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough.
Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
Comments (5)
The jokes are kind of funny too!...