Ive Learned! ( Archived) (22)

That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
I've learned....
That when you're in love, it shows.
I've learned....
That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.
I've learned....
That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
I've learned....
That being kind is more important than being right.
I've learned....
That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
I've learned....
That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.
I've learned....
That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
I've learned....
That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
I've learned....
That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
I've learned....
That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned....
That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.
I've learned....
That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned....
That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?
I've learned....
That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I've learned....
That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.
I've learned....
That love, not time, heals all wounds.

You have a great start...

I've learned:

To wear underpants so that when I drip, it doesn't show

Nice thread...I have learned that I am not done learning and probably never will be....

I've learned.....
The Truth will set you free.

I've learned:

That shaking it more than 40 times means your playing with it.

I've learned:

That happiness cant buy money.

I've learned:

That a bird in the hand is not even close to one in the bush.

I've learned:

To love me, and if i wasn't shaking it out near the bush i may find love.

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I love the topic, just a lame attempt at humor after midnight.

that was great!

ive learned to trust that im okay
listen to my inside instead of you on the outside shouting in
and when i have been wrong-i do figger it out and clean it up

life is simpler like this

not easy
but simple

I've learned when you resent somebody..........PRAY FOR THEM.