Arguments... What Race Was Jesus??? (15)
I love it, HL!------ This thread is Archived ------
We were taught that Jesus was born to be king of the Jews but was rejected as he came from a poor background.
But Catholics tend to take something and make it up to suit themselves, tends to be what most religions are based on. Interpretation and perspective.
But Catholics tend to take something and make it up to suit themselves, tends to be what most religions are based on. Interpretation and perspective.
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Poor Jesus, butt of every joke.
My niece claimed she saw Jesus in her cereal bowl.....
My niece claimed she saw Jesus in her cereal bowl.....
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Three good arguments Jesus was an ET.........parted the red sea, fed a multitude with a fish and a loaf of bread and acted differently than any other human at the time. Many more for this but we are only doing three I guess.
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HealthyLiving: There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all---3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all---3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
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browneyesgml: Three good arguments Jesus was an ET.........parted the red sea, fed a multitude with a fish and a loaf of bread and acted differently than any other human at the time. Many more for this but we are only doing three I guess.
Especially the PARTING of the Red Sea! ------ This thread is Archived ------
Knowing what I do of you Conrad,that was sarcastic. It was funny but maybe correcting a person is better. I appreciate knowing if I have the facts wrong.
So Jesus did not part the sea. Moses did in the old testament.
No offense Conrad like I said it was funny.
So Jesus did not part the sea. Moses did in the old testament.
No offense Conrad like I said it was funny.
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I enjoyed your humor.
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tgwstw: Poor Jesus, butt of every joke.
My niece claimed she saw Jesus in her cereal bowl.....
My niece claimed she saw Jesus in her cereal bowl.....
Christ Krispies
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nomindgames: Knowing what I do of you Conrad,that was sarcastic. It was funny but maybe correcting a person is better. I appreciate knowing if I have the facts wrong.
So Jesus did not part the sea. Moses did in the old testament.
No offense Conrad like I said it was funny.
So Jesus did not part the sea. Moses did in the old testament.
No offense Conrad like I said it was funny.
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druidess6308: I love it, HL!
Had to give the women a boost to start their day!
Good to see you Dru!
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bodleing: Christ Krispies
That was a good one Graham!
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1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all---3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.