1. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 2. Drum on every available surface 3. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 4. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings 5. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 6. Honk and wave to strangers. 7. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange. 8. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 9. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register 10. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" 11. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 12. only type in lowercase. 13. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 14. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now." 15. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 16. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 17. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 18. Ask people what gender they are. 19. Sing along at the opera. 20. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 21. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!" 22. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
This is hilarious!!! I actually laughed out loud and it's really quiet in here as well so I kinda feel like an idiot now lmao! Muah to you my nerdy!! xoxo
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2. Drum on every available surface
3. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
4. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings
5. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
6. Honk and wave to strangers.
7. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
8. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
9. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register
10. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
11. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
12. only type in lowercase.
13. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
14. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
15. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
16. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
17. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
18. Ask people what gender they are.
19. Sing along at the opera.
20. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
21. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
22. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.