22 Ways to Annoy People. ( Archived) (25)

Sep 18, 2009 4:23 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
Alittlebitnerdy
AlittlebitnerdyAlittlebitnerdyWonderland, Arizona USA3 Threads 6 Posts
1. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
2. Drum on every available surface
3. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
4. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings
5. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
6. Honk and wave to strangers.
7. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
8. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
9. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register
10. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
11. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
12. only type in lowercase.
13. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
14. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
15. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
16. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
17. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
18. Ask people what gender they are.
19. Sing along at the opera.
20. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
21. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
22. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 18, 2009 4:23 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
Post long list....
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Sep 18, 2009 4:26 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
virgiomonkey
virgiomonkeyvirgiomonkeyAuckland, New Zealand4,241 Posts
...................laugh laugh thumbs up thumbs up ...........Well said Young Lady.....grin ...devil ..devil


J.Dgrin devil
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Sep 18, 2009 4:28 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
Big_John: Post long list....


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Sep 18, 2009 4:28 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Those are good!
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Sep 18, 2009 4:47 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
seekndestroy
seekndestroyseekndestroySeattle, Washington USA15 Threads 4,736 Posts
how to annoy women...... tell em the TRUTH (especially about how her clothes fit)



how to annoy men...... be a woman !!!!


grin
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Sep 18, 2009 7:29 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
Sojourner
SojournerSojournerAndorra la Vella, Andorra31 Threads 2 Polls 472 Posts
In response to: 22 Ways to Annoy People.
As if I need any help. innocent
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Sep 18, 2009 7:32 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Posts
give them the finger thumbs up <---not this one.
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Sep 18, 2009 7:36 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
LoveableOne
LoveableOneLoveableOneMelbourne, Victoria Australia67 Threads 4,079 Posts
You know loving someone too much can annoy em? Amazing huh! doh lol
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Sep 18, 2009 7:37 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
rdnckgrl
rdnckgrlrdnckgrlMargaritaville, Tennessee USA1 Threads 303 Posts
Those would annoy me ! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 18, 2009 7:39 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Posts
start whistling annoying the theme song to "The Andy Griffin Show" while standing in line at the bank. dancing
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Sep 18, 2009 7:41 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
Found this online:

In the memo field of your checks,write " Sensual Massage".laugh

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.laugh
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Sep 18, 2009 7:42 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
In my case, if I post anything, it annoys someone!rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 18, 2009 7:42 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
LoveableOne
LoveableOneLoveableOneMelbourne, Victoria Australia67 Threads 4,079 Posts
amahlala: In my case, if I post anything, it annoys someone!


Awww never I! bouquet
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Sep 18, 2009 8:00 PM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
dillinger
dillingerdillingersexxay town, Fife, Scotland UK14 Threads 522 Posts
she's quite hot. i would definately do that. gawd, i hope it's not another dude.
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Sep 19, 2009 12:08 AM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
greenoctober
greenoctobergreenoctoberOhio, USA6 Threads 2 Polls 35 Posts
This is hilarious!!! I actually laughed out loud and it's really quiet in here as well so I kinda feel like an idiot now lmao! Muah to you my nerdy!! xoxo
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Sep 19, 2009 4:22 AM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
Sojourner
SojournerSojournerAndorra la Vella, Andorra31 Threads 2 Polls 472 Posts
amahlala: In my case, if I post anything, it annoys someone!
Me too!! devil Who needs a list, just being myself is enough to annoy the whole world! grin
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Sep 19, 2009 4:31 AM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
viva007
viva007viva007HYDERABAD, Telangana India41 Threads 8 Polls 7,447 Posts
here is the 23rd one

23.Wake up someone who is in deep sleep and ask "are you sleeping".rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 19, 2009 4:33 AM CST 22 Ways to Annoy People.
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Posts
tongue devil
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