A soldier ran up to a nun ... .... (20)
starshinebright: A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath he asked,
"Please, may I hide under your skirt.
I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two
Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister,
have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way".
After the MP 's ran off, the soldier crawled
out from under her skirt and said, "I can't
thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't
want to go to Iraq. "
The nun said, "I understand completely".
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but
you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of nuts.
I don't want to go to Iraq either."
"Please, may I hide under your skirt.
I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two
Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister,
have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way".
After the MP 's ran off, the soldier crawled
out from under her skirt and said, "I can't
thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't
want to go to Iraq. "
The nun said, "I understand completely".
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but
you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of nuts.
I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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Jac xxx
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finally somebody is telling the truth
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good one 
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jac379: Jac xxx
wow..jac looks pretty!
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starshinebright: A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath he asked,
"Please, may I hide under your skirt.
I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two
Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister,
have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way".
After the MP 's ran off, the soldier crawled
out from under her skirt and said, "I can't
thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't
want to go to Iraq. "
The nun said, "I understand completely".
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but
you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of nuts.
I don't want to go to Iraq either."
"Please, may I hide under your skirt.
I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two
Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister,
have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way".
After the MP 's ran off, the soldier crawled
out from under her skirt and said, "I can't
thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't
want to go to Iraq. "
The nun said, "I understand completely".
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but
you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of nuts.
I don't want to go to Iraq either."
Can I take my new Harley????
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mnowsa: finally somebody is telling the truth
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starshinebright: A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath he asked,
"Please, may I hide under your skirt.
I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two
Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister,
have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way".
After the MP 's ran off, the soldier crawled
out from under her skirt and said, "I can't
thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't
want to go to Iraq. "
The nun said, "I understand completely".
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but
you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of nuts.
I don't want to go to Iraq either."
"Please, may I hide under your skirt.
I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two
Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister,
have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way".
After the MP 's ran off, the soldier crawled
out from under her skirt and said, "I can't
thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't
want to go to Iraq. "
The nun said, "I understand completely".
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but
you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of nuts.
I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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HJFinAZ: Can I take my new Harley????
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That is nut's.. 
Peace.
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bump
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mmmmmmmm nuts 
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"Please, may I hide under your skirt.
I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two
Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister,
have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way".
After the MP 's ran off, the soldier crawled
out from under her skirt and said, "I can't
thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't
want to go to Iraq. "
The nun said, "I understand completely".
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but
you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of nuts.
I don't want to go to Iraq either."