Random Comments #366 (873)

Feb 14, 2011 12:54 AM CST Random Comments #366
redozichick
redozichickredozichickBrisbane, Queensland Australia2 Threads 3,934 Posts
Twodawgz: Got this sent thought id share..I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid,
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and good-bye.
this one always makes me cryblues crying
Feb 15, 2011 12:42 AM CST Random Comments #366
Loveiswonderful
LoveiswonderfulLoveiswonderfulMelbourne, Victoria Australia5 Threads 247 Posts
I bought a black n white mountain bike today! applause I felt like a kid riding it home haha
Feb 15, 2011 12:43 AM CST Random Comments #366
kizzy27
kizzy27kizzy27a south coast beach, New South Wales Australia106 Threads 6 Polls 7,413 Posts
Loveiswonderful: I bought a black n white mountain bike today! I felt like a kid riding it home haha


I bought a 4 foot timber seahorse ....I felt like the little mermaid lol
Feb 15, 2011 12:44 AM CST Random Comments #366
Loveiswonderful
LoveiswonderfulLoveiswonderfulMelbourne, Victoria Australia5 Threads 247 Posts
kizzy27: I bought a 4 foot timber seahorse ....I felt like the little mermaid lol


laugh thumbs up
Feb 15, 2011 3:19 AM CST Random Comments #366
kizzy27
kizzy27kizzy27a south coast beach, New South Wales Australia106 Threads 6 Polls 7,413 Posts
I am eating a big slice of sweet watermelon man its divine !!!
Feb 15, 2011 5:16 AM CST Random Comments #366
melty1
melty1melty1Goolwa, South Australia Australia11 Threads 2 Polls 4,121 Posts
When I was driving to work today, I was chewing gum. While chewing I missed the chewy and bit my tongue really bad.
I have a blood blister on it now and it is very bruised doh
I had a bit of a lisp today at work because of it.
I feel like the movie "Dumb and Dumber" ( the bit where they get their tongue stuck to the icy pole and cant talk properly.
blushing laugh
Feb 15, 2011 5:22 AM CST Random Comments #366
tarnsnz
tarnsnztarnsnzSouth Coast Beach, New South Wales Australia21 Threads 5,102 Posts
melty1: When I was driving to work today, I was chewing gum. While chewing I missed the chewy and bit my tongue really bad.
I have a blood blister on it now and it is very bruised
I had a bit of a lisp today at work because of it.
I feel like the movie "Dumb and Dumber" ( the bit where they get their tongue stuck to the icy pole and cant talk properly.


You wouldn't have dyed ya hair blonde lately have ya Melty rolling on the floor laughing

hug Does hurt when ya bite your tongue but normally only happens when ya mouth off, not chewing gum laugh
Feb 15, 2011 6:41 AM CST Random Comments #366
uptall
uptalluptallQuiet village..., Durham, England UK57 Threads 1 Polls 12,860 Posts
melty1: aww! the after affects of having a tooth pulled.
A career in Dentistry is where the $$$$ is


There's still some big bucks down at the bar meltydrinking .. if you hurry you can still catch onebatting........ laugh

hug wave


Nice to see you back ralfhug

wave
Feb 15, 2011 7:09 AM CST Random Comments #366
akaRALF
akaRALFakaRALFBacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia11 Threads 1,360 Posts
uptall: There's still some big bucks down at the bar melty .. if you hurry you can still catch one........

Nice to see you back ralf


Thanks Uptall hug great to see you too.
Feb 15, 2011 7:34 AM CST Random Comments #366
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
I reckon you should get the front two removed as well.. think of the money you could make devil devil wink laugh
Feb 15, 2011 7:44 AM CST Random Comments #366
akaRALF
akaRALFakaRALFBacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia11 Threads 1,360 Posts
morebloodyrisks: I reckon you should get the front two removed as well.. think of the money you could make


You could be onto something there. It would be something unique for my glory hole business, hmmmmm.uncertain
Feb 15, 2011 7:45 AM CST Random Comments #366
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
akaRALF: You could be onto something there. It would be something unique for my glory hole business, hmmmmm.
rolling on the floor laughing
Yep.... unique and not to mention profitable.. did I mention how much you could make? hmmmmmm do you need an "agent" wink rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 15, 2011 7:49 AM CST Random Comments #366
akaRALF
akaRALFakaRALFBacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia11 Threads 1,360 Posts
morebloodyrisks: Yep.... unique and not to mention profitable.. did I mention how much you could make? hmmmmmm do you need an "agent"


That would cost money, unless I could provide a service instead. shimmy Anyone in mind for an 'agent'?
Feb 15, 2011 7:50 AM CST Random Comments #366
uptall
uptalluptallQuiet village..., Durham, England UK57 Threads 1 Polls 12,860 Posts
morebloodyrisks: Yep.... unique and not to mention profitable.. did I mention how much you could make? hmmmmmm do you need an "agent"



professor well I'm here if she doesgrin


wave ralfbouquet
Feb 15, 2011 7:55 AM CST Random Comments #366
akaRALF
akaRALFakaRALFBacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia11 Threads 1,360 Posts
uptall: well I'm here if she does ralf


Well I am not sure i could afford to pay you if you want the position but maybe we could work something out? shimmy Maybe you could reap the benefits of maintaining my credit card slot? wink
Feb 15, 2011 7:58 AM CST Random Comments #366
uptall
uptalluptallQuiet village..., Durham, England UK57 Threads 1 Polls 12,860 Posts
akaRALF: Well I am not sure i could afford to pay you if you want the position but maybe we could work something out? Maybe you could reap the benefits of maintaining my credit card slot?



sounds nicegrin after reading that it's a shame you're not a pole dancer.. as I now have just the thing for you to dance on!!!wink


kiss
Feb 15, 2011 8:06 AM CST Random Comments #366
akaRALF
akaRALFakaRALFBacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia11 Threads 1,360 Posts
uptall: sounds nice after reading that it's a shame you're not a pole dancer.. as I now have just the thing for you to dance on!!!


Mmmm, I love a firm erect pole, did I tell you pole dancing is another business I am working on? shimmy Not sure how it will work out though, I am a bit top heavy for hanging upside down while gyrating on a firm but slippery surface. cartwheel
Feb 15, 2011 5:50 PM CST Random Comments #366
Loveiswonderful
LoveiswonderfulLoveiswonderfulMelbourne, Victoria Australia5 Threads 247 Posts
Wow I lost 2 kilos already with one day\night riding! applause
Feb 16, 2011 12:10 AM CST Random Comments #366
jem1964
jem1964jem1964Foothills of Dandenongs, Victoria Australia30 Threads 1 Polls 2,441 Posts
I am evidently working too hard and my autopilot is working well....

woke up this morning, went to the toilet, jumped in the shower, went and feed the dog, got my brekky and cuppa ready, started getting my lunch together.
Walked past the clock and it read 2.45am,, what????? so went and checked the time of the phone... it said 2.45am as well!mumbling
I must have dreamed I had turned the alarm off, as I was sure I had!frustrated

Grabbed the cuppa and went back to bed! and woke up at 5am when the alarm actually went off!
laugh laugh laugh
Feb 16, 2011 12:13 AM CST Random Comments #366
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
jem1964: I am evidently working too hard and my autopilot is working well....

woke up this morning, went to the toilet, jumped in the shower, went and feed the dog, got my brekky and cuppa ready, started getting my lunch together.
Walked past the clock and it read 2.45am,, what????? so went and checked the time of the phone... it said 2.45am as well!
I must have dreamed I had turned the alarm off, as I was sure I had!

Grabbed the cuppa and went back to bed! and woke up at 5am when the alarm actually went off!



Noooooooooooooooo wow

Did the dog eat at that time of night confused

laugh
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