Life expectancy stats .... ( Archived) (32)

Feb 17, 2011 4:31 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
JeanMarlow
JeanMarlowJeanMarlowMiddle of Nowhere, California USA17 Threads 815 Posts
...would indicate that women should marry men from 5 to 10 years younger, and men, it follows, should marry women 5 to 10 years older. Does anyone have a problem with that? That is, of course, if you want to grow old together and women don't want to spend the last 10+ years of their life alone.

------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:34 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
or if you plan it right you can get the last 5-10 years of controlling the remote all to your self....grin
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:35 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
JeanMarlow
JeanMarlowJeanMarlowMiddle of Nowhere, California USA17 Threads 815 Posts
RDM59: or if you plan it right you can get the last 5-10 years of controlling the remote all to your self....
tongue
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:35 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
JeanMarlow
JeanMarlowJeanMarlowMiddle of Nowhere, California USA17 Threads 815 Posts
RDM59: or if you plan it right you can get the last 5-10 years of controlling the remote all to your self....
tongue I don't think control of the remote is that high on a woman's list of priorities.
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:35 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
Dagosto
DagostoDagostoKnoxville, Tennessee USA74 Threads 15 Polls 3,076 Posts
Hardly seems like something to worry over, if you're getting murdered married anyway.

wine
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:38 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
JeanMarlow: I don't think control of the remote is that high on a woman's list of priorities.


Capitulation will eventually have that affect .....tongue
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:39 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
JeanMarlow
JeanMarlowJeanMarlowMiddle of Nowhere, California USA17 Threads 815 Posts
RDM59: Capitulation will eventually have that affect .....
I just have my own TV. grin
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:39 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
RDM59: or if you plan it right you can get the last 5-10 years of controlling the remote all to your self....



Hi RDM... wave

selfish romote controlling ???? I hate that...!!!!

doh


Look forward to being lonely then.... grin or find yourself a person who does not care for tele...

grin

cheers mate... I am sure you are jokin.. hug
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:41 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
I can assure any woman marrying me that she will not have to endure years of loneliness!











(Once I've sorted out a life insurance policy and a long walk off a short cliff!)grin
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:41 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
JeanMarlow: I don't think control of the remote is that high on a woman's list of priorities.



Of course women live longer because they have such an easy lifegrin angel tongue
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:41 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
JeanMarlow
JeanMarlowJeanMarlowMiddle of Nowhere, California USA17 Threads 815 Posts
I wonder why life expectancy is so low in Greenland.dunno
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:44 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
JeanMarlow: I wonder why life expectancy is so low in Greenland.


professor Because a day can last 4 months that far North!doh
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:45 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
tomcatwarne: Of course women live longer because they have such an easy life



Wot.... !!! You are kidding I hope... rubbish... its cos we never stop working, just the opposite...mumbling
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:47 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
Merriweather: Hi RDM...

selfish romote controlling ???? I hate that...!!!!

Look forward to being lonely then.... or find yourself a person who does not care for tele...



cheers mate... I am sure you are jokin..


wave G'day possum.

I have just recently proposed to my new TV, she said yes and the engagement party is next weekend.

She is a bit larger than the model I usually go for but I truly think I will be very happy this time round.....cheering peace

grin hug wave bouquet
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:48 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
Merriweather: Wot.... !!! You are kidding I hope... rubbish... its cos we never stop working, just the opposite...



Nawwwww most women just look after the kids, and have coffee mornings and go to the shops, while the men are slaving away 10 hours a day to keep themrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cool angel devil devil devil
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:49 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
JeanMarlow
JeanMarlowJeanMarlowMiddle of Nowhere, California USA17 Threads 815 Posts
Merriweather: Wot.... !!! You are kidding I hope... rubbish... its cos we never stop working, just the opposite...
I think women live longer because they take better care of themselves and because they deal with life's problems better. Something I read said that elderly women have a lot of friends, to share problems with, do be social with, to get exercise with, etc. Whereas elderly men have few friends and so (if they are single) don't have anyone to talk to, don't have anyone to go for walks with, etc. They don't deal with aging as well as women.
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:53 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
RDM59: G'day possum.

I have just recently proposed to my new TV, she said yes and the engagement party is next weekend.

She is a bit larger than the model I usually go for but I truly think I will be very happy this time round.....




Eerrrrm.... am I invited to the wedding then.?.. cos I propose not to come...

I couldn't stand to be sat watching the tele and you hogging the remote...lol. rolling on the floor laughing tongue
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 4:57 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
JeanMarlow: I think women live longer because they take better care of themselves and because they deal with life's problems better. Something I read said that elderly women have a lot of friends, to share problems with, do be social with, to get exercise with, etc. Whereas elderly men have few friends and so (if they are single) don't have anyone to talk to, don't have anyone to go for walks with, etc. They don't deal with aging as well as women.


Men prefer to slip away early, although it may not seem like it, they really have heard, taken in and understood all the same regurgitated gossip and stories over the many years.

Now please, just let us go quietly, gracefully and politely ..... bowing laugh rolling on the floor laughing tongue
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 5:00 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
tomcatwarne: Well I guess single men can do as they please, go to the pub (loads of people to talk to)stay up and out as long as they want, have a few beers, go on walks, planned, and enjoy the countryside or archtecture, travel whenever they want and go on occaisional dates that their married friends arrange



You are such a tease boyo... You are being positively wicked tonight... devil devil


but at least I recognise a wind up... rolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------
Feb 17, 2011 5:03 AM CST Life expectancy stats ....
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
Merriweather: You are such a tease boyo... You are being positively wicked tonight... but at least I recognise a wind up...




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing but many a true word is spoken in jestteddybear teddybear teddybear teddybear lips
------ This thread is Archived ------
Post Comment - Post a comment on this Forum Thread

This Thread is Archived

This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.

« Go back to All Threads
Message #318

Stats for this Thread

829 Views
31 Comments
by JeanMarlow (17 Threads)
Created: Feb 2011
Last Viewed: Apr 20
Last Commented: Feb 2011

Share this Thread

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here