Lovely_Libra: You can choose a lower rank if you like. Sky Soldier. Or Sky Helper. Or Sky Cook.
I know - Sky Polisher! I would prefer the captain though, it is so cheesy, if you have a flying job )
- - - - - Sky cook - - - - Well I do know how to cook too - - - - - Well then for you I am Sky Captain - - - -
Well as for flying - - - as far as I know, all women can flay as I studied History, they used to do it on a broom, and after the invention, they started flying around on a vacuum cleaner - - - I hear it has heating installed, and that it can get quite cold up there in the air - - - -
54xmax: - - - - - Sky cook - - - - Well I do know how to cook too - - - - - Well then for you I am Sky Captain - - - -
Well as for flying - - - as far as I know, all women can flay as I studied History, they used to do it on a broom, and after the invention, they started flying around on a vacuum cleaner - - - I hear it has heating installed, and that it can get quite cold up there in the air - - - -
All women are angels from birth, but if you break their wings, they will begin to fly on a broomstick, or a vacuum cleaner. Broom is more noble than a vacuum cleaner, it is so classic. All i need now is red hair, I shall steal the broom somewhere to fly to you. If you will see me in the air, give me a shout.
Lovely_Libra: All women are angels from birth, but if you break their wings, they will begin to fly on a broomstick, or a vacuum cleaner. Broom is more noble than a vacuum cleaner, it is so classic. All i need now is red hair, I shall steal the broom somewhere to fly to you. If you will see me in the air, give me a shout.
Red hair - - - - I should warn you, that red hair is . . . . something I like in a woman Even the heroin in my book that I'm writing has a red hair - - - But no broom
You are right, broom is more classy - - - - But I hope nobody broke your wings, and if they are broken I got tools and I can reattach them back on I am quite handy with fixing things - - - -
Do tell me, if all women are Angels from birth - - - what are all boys from the birth ?
Who said I have a split personality I only have 5 women voices talking to me I figure if I need advices I might as well get them from the species that claim that they are smart
54xmax: Who said I have a split personality I only have 5 women voices talking to me I figure if I need advices I might as well get them from the species that claim that they are smart
Well..at least you're in touch with your feminine side
I met my who I thought would be my Soulmate...almost cost me my life. Yes...LIFE.
1. Refuses to admit guilt or wrong 2. Takes credit for everything 3. Uses people to accomplish agenda 4. Withholds information 5. Talks in confusion 6. Volunteers for anything 7. Lies (tells half truths) 8. Ignores people 9. Never gives credit or shows gratitude 10. Criticizes everyone 11. One-upmanship 12. Sequesters information 13. Uses information 14. Talks incessantly 15. Spiritualizes everything 16. Is insubordinate 17. Is pushy and domineering 18. Is clairvoyant 19. Uses the element of surprise just showing up 20. Sows seeds of discord 21. Commands attention 22. Is vengeful 23. Attempts to make you look like you're a "FOOL" 24. Insinuates disapproval 25. Knows it all 26. Is ambitious - to the point of being a "cut-throat" 27. Gift giving - always a motive or there are strings attached 28. Is independent because no one understands "ME" 29. Is religious (false) 30. Hides - Secluded
If you recognize any of these traits in your own life, begin by praying this prayer.
Father, I acknowlege that I have yielded myself to the spirit of Jezebel.I come to you, humbling myself before you. I desire your standard of righteousness and holiness. I ask you to forgive me for my tolerance of the Jezebel spirit and for being sympathetic to its ways. Please forgive me for every way I have opened myself up to this spirit. Help me to ruthlessly reject every type of this thinking and the desire to control and manipulate other people. I renounce and bind this demon of Jezebel, and I pull down this stronghold in my life. Through the Holy Spirit I will live by your standard of righteousness, holiness and conduct. Open my eyes and cause Your light to expose any darkness, and help me to walk in humility and truth. In Jesus Name, AMEN
JessDahRealtah: I met my who I thought would be my Soulmate...almost cost me my life. Yes...LIFE.
1. Refuses to admit guilt or wrong 2. Takes credit for everything 3. Uses people to accomplish agenda 4. Withholds information 5. Talks in confusion 6. Volunteers for anything 7. Lies (tells half truths) 8. Ignores people 9. Never gives credit or shows gratitude 10. Criticizes everyone 11. One-upmanship 12. Sequesters information 13. Uses information 14. Talks incessantly 15. Spiritualizes everything 16. Is insubordinate 17. Is pushy and domineering 18. Is clairvoyant 19. Uses the element of surprise just showing up 20. Sows seeds of discord 21. Commands attention 22. Is vengeful 23. Attempts to make you look like you're a "FOOL" 24. Insinuates disapproval 25. Knows it all 26. Is ambitious - to the point of being a "cut-throat" 27. Gift giving - always a motive or there are strings attached 28. Is independent because no one understands "ME" 29. Is religious (false) 30. Hides - SecludedIf you recognize any of these traits in your own life, begin by praying this prayer.
Father, I acknowlege that I have yielded myself to the spirit of Jezebel.I come to you, humbling myself before you. I desire your standard of righteousness and holiness. I ask you to forgive me for my tolerance of the Jezebel spirit and for being sympathetic to its ways. Please forgive me for every way I have opened myself up to this spirit. Help me to ruthlessly reject every type of this thinking and the desire to control and manipulate other people. I renounce and bind this demon of Jezebel, and I pull down this stronghold in my life. Through the Holy Spirit I will live by your standard of righteousness, holiness and conduct. Open my eyes and cause Your light to expose any darkness, and help me to walk in humility and truth. In Jesus Name, AMEN
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