dishwashing liquid (67)
aussielegend41back of beyond., New South Wales Australia10 Threads 576 PostsBe gentle now..no voilence please.
aussielegend41: Be gentle now..no voilence please.
Ahem.
So what's that supposed to mean
aussielegend41: Be gentle now..no voilence please.
Your soaking in it
bluejay2011: Your soaking in it
Ohhhh Marrrrrg!tonyxf: Ohhhh Marrrrrg!
Remember Mrs Marsh and the Colgate ads tony
It really DOES get in
So naff but so successful
aussielegend41: I know serene your soaking in it!
I assume you mean asses milk
it does get in..like the liquid gets in this chalk.
serene56: Remember Mrs Marsh and the Colgate ads tony
It really DOES get in
So naff but so successful
It really DOES get in
So naff but so successful
this thread reminds me of an old joke...
A travelling saleman knocked on the door of a bored housewife.
As she was so bored she decided to allow him in...
I would like to show you the amazing new laundry detergent, NuBluclean.
Can I have some of your dirtiest smelliest clothes to demonstate on?
She bustles off to go get some of her kids grubby clothes.
While she is away he sets up his bowls of water, in one the fabulous new product and a bowl of rinse water.
He dunks the grass stained kids trackie daks in the product then dips then into the rinse water. "dip dip dip in then Nubluclean, dip dip dip and it comes out clean! Under the nose smells like a rose!
Hey presto all the stains are gone!
She is impressed!
So she hands him over a pair of grungy looking undies, hers in fact.
The salesman looks confident,..
and away he goes with his spiel
dip dip dip in the Nubleanclean, dip dip dip and it comes out clean... under the nose smells like a... and goes blue in the face as he places them under his nose, and continues with...
dip dip dip in the Nubluclean!
A travelling saleman knocked on the door of a bored housewife.
As she was so bored she decided to allow him in...
I would like to show you the amazing new laundry detergent, NuBluclean.
Can I have some of your dirtiest smelliest clothes to demonstate on?
She bustles off to go get some of her kids grubby clothes.
While she is away he sets up his bowls of water, in one the fabulous new product and a bowl of rinse water.
He dunks the grass stained kids trackie daks in the product then dips then into the rinse water. "dip dip dip in then Nubluclean, dip dip dip and it comes out clean! Under the nose smells like a rose!
Hey presto all the stains are gone!
She is impressed!
So she hands him over a pair of grungy looking undies, hers in fact.
The salesman looks confident,..
and away he goes with his spiel
dip dip dip in the Nubleanclean, dip dip dip and it comes out clean... under the nose smells like a... and goes blue in the face as he places them under his nose, and continues with...
dip dip dip in the Nubluclean!
jem1964: this thread reminds me of an old joke...
A travelling saleman knocked on the door of a bored housewife.
As she was so bored she decided to allow him in...
I would like to show you the amazing new laundry detergent, NuBluclean.
Can I have some of your dirtiest smelliest clothes to demonstate on?
She bustles off to go get some of her kids grubby clothes.
While she is away he sets up his bowls of water, in one the fabulous new product and a bowl of rinse water.
He dunks the grass stained kids trackie daks in the product then dips then into the rinse water. "dip dip dip in then Nubluclean, dip dip dip and it comes out clean! Under the nose smells like a rose!
Hey presto all the stains are gone!
She is impressed!
So she hands him over a pair of grungy looking undies, hers in fact.
The salesman looks confident,..
and away he goes with his spiel
dip dip dip in the Nubleanclean, dip dip dip and it comes out clean... under the nose smells like a... and goes blue in the face as he places them under his nose, and continues with...
dip dip dip in the Nubluclean!
A travelling saleman knocked on the door of a bored housewife.
As she was so bored she decided to allow him in...
I would like to show you the amazing new laundry detergent, NuBluclean.
Can I have some of your dirtiest smelliest clothes to demonstate on?
She bustles off to go get some of her kids grubby clothes.
While she is away he sets up his bowls of water, in one the fabulous new product and a bowl of rinse water.
He dunks the grass stained kids trackie daks in the product then dips then into the rinse water. "dip dip dip in then Nubluclean, dip dip dip and it comes out clean! Under the nose smells like a rose!
Hey presto all the stains are gone!
She is impressed!
So she hands him over a pair of grungy looking undies, hers in fact.
The salesman looks confident,..
and away he goes with his spiel
dip dip dip in the Nubleanclean, dip dip dip and it comes out clean... under the nose smells like a... and goes blue in the face as he places them under his nose, and continues with...
dip dip dip in the Nubluclean!
aussielegend41: Be gentle now..no voilence please.
dishwashing liquid you’re socking in it
serene56: Remember Mrs Marsh and the Colgate ads tony
No, not that 1, but I remember the Mortein ad, Loui the fly... loui the fly...straight from rubish tip to..you......tonyxf: No, not that 1, but I remember the Mortein ad, Loui the fly... loui the fly...straight from rubish tip to..you......
I remmember it..Pamolive...your soaking in it
Faithe: I remmember it..Pamolive...your soaking in it
I remember Mum used velvet soap scraps in this gadget she'd shake in the watertonyxf: I remember Mum used velvet soap scraps in this gadget she'd shake in the water
Oh yeah my mother-in-law did that
Lots of things she did were so different from what I was used to, maybe some were Aussie things and we were from the UK
serene56: Oh yeah my mother-in-law did that
Lots of things she did were so different from what I was used to, maybe some were Aussie things and we were from the UK
Lots of things she did were so different from what I was used to, maybe some were Aussie things and we were from the UK
My ex mother outlaw used to do that too
Oh yeah my mother-in-law did that
Lots of things she did were so different from what I was used to, maybe some were Aussie things and we were from the UK[/quotelike the old roller washing machines , get yer hand caught in th3em ,and ouch!]
Lots of things she did were so different from what I was used to, maybe some were Aussie things and we were from the UK[/quotelike the old roller washing machines , get yer hand caught in th3em ,and ouch!]
Faithe: My ex mother outlaw used to do that too
She used to clean the bath with kerosene
There was no way I was putting my beautiful soft-skinned babies in there
pebbleinastream: Oh yeah my mother-in-law did that
Lots of things she did were so different from what I was used to, maybe some were Aussie things and we were from the UK[/quotelike the old roller washing machines , get yer hand caught in th3em ,and ouch!]
and when you took ur shirt off it would go into the copper boiler.Lots of things she did were so different from what I was used to, maybe some were Aussie things and we were from the UK[/quotelike the old roller washing machines , get yer hand caught in th3em ,and ouch!]
tonyxf: and when you took ur shirt off it would go into the copper boiler.
Ohhh be still my beating heart
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