Well Ladies I've spent all winter trawling the bars looking for a warm bed to share.
But those few who weren't hobernating said it was to cold to even try.
Spring is now well and truly here. The blood is boiling, and the species need to procreate and ensure our species survival seeps from our very marrow and drives our primal brain.
Ladies you have three choices.
1) Meekly submit and let us do gods will.
2) Hybernate until Summer when its too hot to exercise.
3) Extend Finals season for another few weeks so we are torn between the TV and our primal urges. You know we have difficulty concentrating on more than one thing. And two choices of such high importance will have us almost dormant, as we try to fathom which is more important to us.
Spring the bestest time of the year. When new growth is abundant and females shed there winter layers to reveal what has long been hidden. Its been hidden for four long months its like seeing her again for the first time. Lust and desire for what has been deprived from sight because of conditions beyond mans control. Its no wonder Men attack in spring.
dragondog4: Well Ladies I've spent all winter trawling the bars looking for a warm bed to share.
But those few who weren't hobernating said it was to cold to even try.
Spring is now well and truly here. The blood is boiling, and the species need to procreate and ensure our species survival seeps from our very marrow and drives our primal brain.
Ladies you have three choices.
1) Meekly submit and let us do gods will.
2) Hybernate until Summer when its too hot to exercise.
3) Extend Finals season for another few weeks so we are torn between the TV and our primal urges. You know we have difficulty concentrating on more than one thing. And two choices of such high importance will have us almost dormant, as we try to fathom which is more important to us.
Spring the bestest time of the year. When new growth is abundant and females shed there winter layers to reveal what has long been hidden. Its been hidden for four long months its like seeing her again for the first time. Lust and desire for what has been deprived from sight because of conditions beyond mans control. Its no wonder Men attack in spring.
Jeezers!! I'm with the dragon I love attacking in spring
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