Dating tips from those who know. (71)
daggyone: If you're taking your date out to a restaurant, always go through the drive thru, never go inside the restaurant.
Your soooooooooooo romantic
Arkayos: Duh... so tell us what we don't know... and always remember to order happy meals (might be the only happy ending all night...)
Not if you're sharing a slurpyIf your hair is less than able cut it all off, potential dates hate the flick over the bald patch look.
daggyone: If your hair is less than able cut it all off, potential dates hate the flick over the bald patch look.
Well lucky Ive had a No2 cutdaggyone: I think that's what most guys aim for
lol... well there is screwed...
and there is "SCREWED!!!! :P"
Arkayos: lol... well there is screwed...
and there is "SCREWED!!!! :P"
Both look the same to meand there is "SCREWED!!!! :P"
tonyxf: Both look the same to me
sorry, must be my canadian accent... Screwed can be a very negative thing... "I'm screwed...:S.. :("
or an incredibly positive thing... I'm SCREWED!!!! :D
Arkayos: sorry, must be my canadian accent... Screwed can be a very negative thing... "I'm screwed...:S.. :("or an incredibly positive thing... I'm SCREWED!!!! :D
Yes just look at the bright side
scotchy: well watch those chinese women they are not as dim as they sim
Never wear anything to a 1st date that requires ironing as you'll be expected to maintain this look in future dates.
Anyway, if they don't like you in casual garb, they're not worth the effort.
Anyway, if they don't like you in casual garb, they're not worth the effort.
daggyone: Never wear anything to a 1st date that requires ironing as you'll be expected to maintain this look in future dates.
Anyway, if they don't like you in casual garb, they're not worth the effort.
Anyway, if they don't like you in casual garb, they're not worth the effort.
never change your wardrobe or go out of your way to buy new clothes to impress a date, they want to see how you would look if they were with you, not how you look for a 30 minute date before running home and stripping off to get comfortable again.
Mate of mine took his mother to a fancy restaurant for her birthday. She was querying him about all the women he seemed to take out but never went beyond the first date (no, not Charlie).
All of a sudden she says "Geez, Son (not his real name), if you keep dropping those smelly farts when you take women out, you'll get nowhere."
All of a sudden she says "Geez, Son (not his real name), if you keep dropping those smelly farts when you take women out, you'll get nowhere."
wash2u: Mate of mine took his mother to a fancy restaurant for her birthday. She was querying him about all the women he seemed to take out but never went beyond the first date (no, not Charlie).
All of a sudden she says "Geez, Son (not his real name), if you keep dropping those smelly farts when you take women out, you'll get nowhere."
All of a sudden she says "Geez, Son (not his real name), if you keep dropping those smelly farts when you take women out, you'll get nowhere."
prrrrrrrrrrt! That's why not worth ironing jocks either 
Just blow the wrinkles out 
Lookin4missright: prrrrrrrrrrt! That's why not worth ironing jocks either Just blow the wrinkles out
I'll have to remember that when a get a crinkly pair out of the wash that needs ironingLookin4missright: prrrrrrrrrrt! That's why not worth ironing jocks either Just blow the wrinkles out
I reckon you guys should get together and write a book " Dating for Dummies" you would make a fortune. Ive laughed at every suggestion
Faithe: I reckon you guys should get together and write a book " Dating for Dummies" you would make a fortune. Ive laughed at every suggestion
Thank god s/ones laughing thanx faithe
im in trouble again 
ive been banned from the meet thread 
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Duh... so tell us what we don't know... and always remember to order happy meals (might be the only happy ending all night...)