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HuggerMan4U: Oh, we have tons of babies in the church...from married women. I don't know of a single teen mother in my church, as far as I know. The vast majority of kids on my church are homeschooled, implying that the parents are quite involved in the kids' lives, so the chance of any teen getting pregnant would be pretty small. And, no, we would not put a pregnant, unmarried teen out of the church, but such a pregnancy would be quite a surprise!
aw ok. good job you dont live here then coz its quite normal to have babys without being married lol------ This thread is Archived ------
HuggerMan4U: Oh, we have tons of babies in the church...from married women. I don't know of a single teen mother in my church, as far as I know. The vast majority of kids on my church are homeschooled, implying that the parents are quite involved in the kids' lives, so the chance of any teen getting pregnant would be pretty small. And, no, we would not put a pregnant, unmarried teen out of the church, but such a pregnancy would be quite a surprise!
So what you and Field are both saying is a teenage pregnancy will be judged.
A young woman wouldn't be thrown out of the church, but she'd be judged.
Y'know, that atmosphere in church you can cut with a knife. I remember it well.
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trueheart1941: hi.....kay.... come to my church.....we,ll have some fun on the font........
That would be "Sister Kaybee" to you. 
Nun of this, and nun of that. 
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HuggerMan4U: Jac, you're way too young to be a granny.
And even the totally awesome Kaybee has no boyfriend? Sheesh, guys, we men are really dropping the ball here. It's long overdue to some serious get acquainted time!!
Oh dear, I'm such a pain in the backside, they keep throwing me back. And even the totally awesome Kaybee has no boyfriend? Sheesh, guys, we men are really dropping the ball here. It's long overdue to some serious get acquainted time!!
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Kaybee50: Oh dear, I'm such a pain in the backside, they keep throwing me back.
You and me both, hun.
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Kaybee50: That would be "Sister Kaybee" to you. Nun of this, and nun of that.
Knowing Pete he was only talking about playing board games or something like that.....
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Kaybee50: That would be "Sister Kaybee" to you. Nun of this, and nun of that.
....does that mean .....a kick in the cassock,s.....then.......
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jac379: So what you and Field are both saying is a teenage pregnancy will be judged.
A young woman wouldn't be thrown out of the church, but she'd be judged.
Y'know, that atmosphere in church you can cut with a knife. I remember it well.
A young woman wouldn't be thrown out of the church, but she'd be judged.
Y'know, that atmosphere in church you can cut with a knife. I remember it well.
We don't judge them. I, personally, was surprised because it was unexpected.
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Rocksmith: Knowing Pete he was only talking about playing board games or something like that..... ...
awwwwww. thanks rock.......for coming to my rescue......
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Rocksmith: Knowing Pete he was only talking about playing board games or something like that..... ...
Or something like that. Rock, stop waggling that tongue. ------ This thread is Archived ------
Kaybee50: That would be "Sister Kaybee" to you. Nun of this, and nun of that.
this is now officially on my Top 10 List (personal Top 10 List, not on here) of the funniest puns/jokes ever
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fieldworking: I didn't say that we pushed away the pregnant teen. We actually had a baby shower for her.
Sorry, it didn't come out as I intended. I wasn't suggesting you. I was pointing out why some things can't be taken literally in Scripture, as some tend to use scripture as their defense for injustices. 
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trueheart1941: ....does that mean .....a kick in the cassock,s.....then.......
Hands on the table young man, palms up. Now, where's my ruler? 
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Kaybee50: Or something like that. Rock, stop waggling that tongue.
.....he,s .....not.....he,s standing on his head.......
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Kaybee50: Or something like that. Rock, stop waggling that tongue.
Just doin some cheeky stirring
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fieldworking: I didn't say that we pushed away the pregnant teen. We actually had a baby shower for her.
But she'll feel it...and so will her child.
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DBguy: Just don't get into any bad habits
Too late for that one 
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UriahXG: this is now officially on my Top 10 List (personal Top 10 List, not on here) of the funniest puns/jokes ever
A Nun Pun! n
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Oh, we have tons of babies in the church...from married women. I don't know of a single teen mother in my church, as far as I know. The vast majority of kids on my church are homeschooled, implying that the parents are quite involved in the kids' lives, so the chance of any teen getting pregnant would be pretty small. And, no, we would not put a pregnant, unmarried teen out of the church, but such a pregnancy would be quite a surprise!