lets see if I've got this right (53)
stringman: IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISONTO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !!!
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD, WELFARE,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISONTO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !!!
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD, WELFARE,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
If YOU cross the Mexican Border Illegally, you will end up in a Mexican Federal Jail for a very long stay that is NOT very nice! Believe me, you do NOT want to end up in a Mexican Jail!!!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
1 A JOB,
2 A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 WELFARE,
5 FOOD STAMPS,
6 CREDIT CARDS,
7 SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 FREE EDUCATION,
9 FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON ,
11 BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRYS FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DONT GET ENOUGH RESPECT.
Immigration Song - Bring us your poor...
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It's nice to be nice isn't it.
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bodleing: It's nice to be nice isn't it.
Arrival Of Immigrants - Ellis Island 1906
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Can you believe it …. they sent my Census form back!
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependants?"
I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants; 1.1 million crack heads; 4.4 million unemployable people, 901 thousand people in over 85 prisons; and 565 idiots in Parliament.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who did I miss ?
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependants?"
I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants; 1.1 million crack heads; 4.4 million unemployable people, 901 thousand people in over 85 prisons; and 565 idiots in Parliament.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who did I miss ?
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stringman: Can you believe it …. they sent my Census form back!
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependants?"
I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants; 1.1 million crack heads; 4.4 million unemployable people, 901 thousand people in over 85 prisons; and 565 idiots in Parliament.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who did I miss ?
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependants?"
I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants; 1.1 million crack heads; 4.4 million unemployable people, 901 thousand people in over 85 prisons; and 565 idiots in Parliament.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who did I miss ?
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stringman: Can you believe it …. they sent my Census form back!
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependants?"
I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants; 1.1 million crack heads; 4.4 million unemployable people, 901 thousand people in over 85 prisons; and 565 idiots in Parliament.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who did I miss ?
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependants?"
I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants; 1.1 million crack heads; 4.4 million unemployable people, 901 thousand people in over 85 prisons; and 565 idiots in Parliament.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who did I miss ?
good one String..it made too much sense and they couldnt understand it..they are government employees...lol
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wear the foxhat
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nope you forgot to say fund the largest legal criminal organization.....the local police department
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This is a true story from Southern US:
The census is taken every 10 years and must be filed back by a certain date. If not, census takers are hired by the US Government to go door to door and collect the information.
The US hired a small person, simular to a Munchkin like in the Wizard of Oz to collect. One day he knocked on a door and a large boy answered. He was mentally challenged. His Mother had left him alone so that she could go to work.
The Mother always called him throughoutt the day to make sure that he was all right. When she called that day, the boy said Mom! I caught a Troll! She rushed home, and to her amazement, the boy had carried the little person to a closet and locked him in. The little guy was pounding and screaming: Let Me Out, Let Me Out!!!
Judy Garland - The Cyclone Scene - The Wizard Of Oz. 1939
The census is taken every 10 years and must be filed back by a certain date. If not, census takers are hired by the US Government to go door to door and collect the information.
The US hired a small person, simular to a Munchkin like in the Wizard of Oz to collect. One day he knocked on a door and a large boy answered. He was mentally challenged. His Mother had left him alone so that she could go to work.
The Mother always called him throughoutt the day to make sure that he was all right. When she called that day, the boy said Mom! I caught a Troll! She rushed home, and to her amazement, the boy had carried the little person to a closet and locked him in. The little guy was pounding and screaming: Let Me Out, Let Me Out!!!
Judy Garland - The Cyclone Scene - The Wizard Of Oz. 1939
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stringman: IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISONTO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !!!
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD, WELFARE,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISONTO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !!!
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD, WELFARE,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
OK, your advertisement has worked
I'm booking a flight in the morning
Nah, not really
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pops666: nope you forgot to say fund the largest legal criminal organization.....the local police department
seems evrything is going to hell fast.
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"According to this new bill that's tied up in the Senate, illegal immigrants who can prove they've been here for two years would be allowed to stay. So follow the logic here. If you can prove you broke the current law for two years, you're protected under the new law." --Jay Leno
"As you know, today was Don't Take Your Illegal Immigrant To Work Day here in Los Angeles. No, all across the nation they had a Day Without Immigrants, is what they call it. Or, as Native Americans call it, the good ol' days." --Jay Leno
"As you know, today was Don't Take Your Illegal Immigrant To Work Day here in Los Angeles. No, all across the nation they had a Day Without Immigrants, is what they call it. Or, as Native Americans call it, the good ol' days." --Jay Leno
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johnaustin123: If YOU cross the Mexican Border Illegally, you will end up in a Mexican Federal Jail for a very long stay that is NOT very nice! Believe me, you do NOT want to end up in a Mexican Jail!!!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
1 A JOB,
2 A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 WELFARE,
5 FOOD STAMPS,
6 CREDIT CARDS,
7 SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 FREE EDUCATION,
9 FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON ,
11 BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRYS FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DONT GET ENOUGH RESPECT.
Immigration Song - Bring us your poor...
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That does it! I'm going to migrate to the US! IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
1 A JOB,
2 A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 WELFARE,
5 FOOD STAMPS,
6 CREDIT CARDS,
7 SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 FREE EDUCATION,
9 FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON ,
11 BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRYS FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DONT GET ENOUGH RESPECT.
Immigration Song - Bring us your poor...
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YouMeUs: That does it! I'm going to migrate to the US!
Wow, the propaganda is even working you!
Oh, you're already there
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johnaustin123: This is a true story from Southern US:
The census is taken every 10 years and must be filed back by a certain date. If not, census takers are hired by the US Government to go door to door and collect the information.
The US hired a small person, simular to a Munchkin like in the Wizard of Oz to collect. One day he knocked on a door and a large boy answered. He was mentally challenged. His Mother had left him alone so that she could go to work.
The Mother always called him throughoutt the day to make sure that he was all right. When she called that day, the boy said Mom! I caught a Troll! She rushed home, and to her amazement, the boy had carried the little person to a closet and locked him in. The little guy was pounding and screaming: Let Me Out, Let Me Out!!!
Judy Garland - The Cyclone Scene - The Wizard Of Oz. 1939
The census is taken every 10 years and must be filed back by a certain date. If not, census takers are hired by the US Government to go door to door and collect the information.
The US hired a small person, simular to a Munchkin like in the Wizard of Oz to collect. One day he knocked on a door and a large boy answered. He was mentally challenged. His Mother had left him alone so that she could go to work.
The Mother always called him throughoutt the day to make sure that he was all right. When she called that day, the boy said Mom! I caught a Troll! She rushed home, and to her amazement, the boy had carried the little person to a closet and locked him in. The little guy was pounding and screaming: Let Me Out, Let Me Out!!!
Judy Garland - The Cyclone Scene - The Wizard Of Oz. 1939
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YouMeUs: That does it! I'm going to migrate to the US!
Took me a couple of seconds to remember you do live in the US!Eligible for a Green Card?
A green card identifies its holder as a U.S. permanent resident, with rights to enter, exit, work, and live in the United States for their entire life -- and to eventually apply for U.S. citizenship.
Immigration/Green Card Based on Marriage to a United States Citizen, Part 1 of 3 (Expired Visa)
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Sunnydaze14: Wow, the propaganda is even working you!
Oh, you're already there
Yup, and I must have done sumpink wrong...I didn't pass as an illegal alien...just an alien! Oh, you're already there
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stringman: yes i believe in Godand said render the things that are ceasers, and render the things that are Gods.
That doesn't make a proper sentence, so I don't understand.
Is it a way of edging round the issue that you've advocated murder, torture and imprisonment in your OP which is contrary to your belief system, but don't want to admit it?
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ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM
AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND
YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON
TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !!!
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD, WELFARE,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS
PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.