Getting married... oh dear.... ( Archived) (62)

Nov 4, 2006 6:56 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
Dreamkeeper
DreamkeeperDreamkeeperLeeuwarden, Friesland Netherlands19 Threads 127 Posts
Yesterday I think I had my last "wild night". Went out to Leeuwarden, city of about 100.000, with my female friend of 70. OMG, it was so nice. Met a guy who looked like Tom Cruise, but he was better build. Very friendly. I challenged him for a game of arm wrestling, but he told me he had a problem with his arm. Funny, since I'm about twice his age.
So, took a taxi back home.
Woke up, got another call from my friends girlfriend. Her sister (in case you didn't follow other threads, she's Morrocon) found an apartment in Belgium, but needed a husband or boyfriend with a Dutch or Belgium passport.
No problem. If I can help anybody? Now it turns out she wants to marry me. Am I nuts? Probably: yes. Me 49, she 28. With two lovely girls of 12 and 2. The oldest is sooooo sweet! She was kidnapped for a few years, when her mother finally found her back. The poor girl was abused so bad... Nobody deserves something like that.
She's nuts about me, and I love her to. I'd love to adopt her as my own.
Her mother is very beautiful and very sportive. She wants to go to aikido and tai chi with me. She does a "spread" (not sure how you call it) in a flash.
So what the heck am I waiting for? A written invitation?
I'll marry her, be faithful and just hope for the best.
So, say a little prayer for me?
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Nov 4, 2006 7:19 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
"Am I nuts?"

You got it, Skippy.thumbs up
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Nov 4, 2006 7:23 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
blancalatina
blancalatinablancalatinawinston-salem, USA42 Threads 3,315 Posts
Completamente
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Nov 4, 2006 7:28 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
sweetcherry
sweetcherrysweetcherrysouth, Xlokk Malta21 Threads 1 Polls 376 Posts
<<She does a "spread" (not sure how you call it) in a flash.>>

Now aren't you one lucky guy!!
rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 4, 2006 7:29 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
Bet he even contemplated marrying the guy who looks like Tom Cruise, but "has a better build."dancing
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Nov 4, 2006 7:32 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
wikked
wikkedwikkedAjax, Ontario Canada655 Threads 4 Polls 6,091 Posts
...."she's Morrocon) found an apartment in Belgium, but needed a husband or boyfriend with a Dutch or Belgium passport"...

Ok...so its not you she really wants...just your passport...whew!!! I thought i was losing it here...doh
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Nov 4, 2006 7:38 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
in the dictionary next to the definition of "marriages of convenience", they have a picture of you. You are one of those "unique individuals" a "mail order groom". reading your thread makes me think of that great song by Tina Turner "Whats love got to do with it." I wish you luck, in America a prenup for a union such as this would be a wise consideration.
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Nov 4, 2006 7:39 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
She "does a spread?" DOES A SPREAD?

Umm...crochets a blanket? Makes toast and jam? No, no, wait. I know! She's an Olympic gymnast!

I haven't even had breakfast; now I can't cuz I'm just too nauseous.barf
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Nov 4, 2006 7:44 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
catwm
catwmcatwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA48 Threads 6,683 Posts
Where is that applause emoticon when you need it?
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Nov 4, 2006 8:17 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
Dreamkeeper
DreamkeeperDreamkeeperLeeuwarden, Friesland Netherlands19 Threads 127 Posts
Didn't see the picture yet..rolling on the floor laughing
Thanks for your reasonable advise. Just to make things clear: she wants to marry me, but not nesseary. She'd be also want to live together. Well, I'm not in a hurry, so I'll take it slow...
What's love gotta do with it? I'm madly in love with her! I didn't allow myself to get in this situation, but what the heck! What am I waiting for?
A prenup? Heck, she probably has more money then me..
Just the language (French) might be a problem. Mine is not that great..
Then again: we spend a weekend and with hands and feet you get a long waylaugh
Besides: if both are willing, you can understand a lot.
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Nov 4, 2006 8:36 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
TheProfessor
TheProfessorTheProfessorPandoras Box, USA91 Threads 4,746 Posts
applause applause applause
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Nov 4, 2006 9:11 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
When a 28-year-old woman wants to marry a 49-year-old man who, by the way, looks every bit of 59 years old, chances are it's not for his looks or his body.

But the most bizarre thing is that you seem to have a new interest every few days or so. And isn't it just lucky for you that all these women are just DYING to be with you, ready to marry you the moment they lay eyes on you. Quite frankly, (and no offense), but I just don't see WHY.

dunno
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Nov 4, 2006 9:22 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
ariesgirl003
ariesgirl003ariesgirl003Bangin, New Jersey USA32 Threads 3,038 Posts
ahh so happy for yourolling on the floor laughing Does that mean you will not be here anymore???Damn hate to give you up but BYE BYEwave OH give her my number I'll tell her what a winner you arethumbs up GOOD LUCK POPS
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Nov 4, 2006 9:38 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
Dreamkeeper
DreamkeeperDreamkeeperLeeuwarden, Friesland Netherlands19 Threads 127 Posts
Didn't get laid lately? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 4, 2006 9:47 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
scouser
scouserscouserlondon, UK17 Threads 1,346 Posts
dreamboy- i just had a word with some of the c.s. members, they are going to have a collection and raise some money for the woman to go and have some counseling with a shrink, as she will need it if she intends having anything to do with youyay
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Nov 4, 2006 10:02 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
Chele1964
Chele1964Chele1964Pittsboro, Indiana USA48 Threads 2,488 Posts
You are pretty pathetic. You change women and fall in love more than I change my underwear....and btw, I change every day!! Not sure if these women are real or a sick figment of your imagination. roll eyes dunno confused
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Nov 4, 2006 10:12 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Dreamkeeper ? No. Nightmare custodian ? Yes.
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Nov 4, 2006 10:13 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
Don't feel a bit older than 18? Perfect. Because you don't act a bit older than 18, either.
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Nov 4, 2006 10:24 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
Dreamkeeper
DreamkeeperDreamkeeperLeeuwarden, Friesland Netherlands19 Threads 127 Posts
Maybe you didn't read correctly: I'm much aware of the dangerous encountering marriage. But I'm willing to give up all for her and her kids.
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Nov 4, 2006 10:30 AM CST Getting married... oh dear....
AdventureBegins
AdventureBeginsAdventureBeginsZanesville, USA66 Threads 1,718 Posts
What was that O'soto gari technique again?

I hope she knows it so she can give you a quick throw.

AB
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