Come-ons, pickup lines, flirty stuff (24)
daggyone: I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? NO
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? NO
Hi. My name's Robert. That's so you know what to scream in bed. NO
Do you have any raisins? No? Well, how about a date, then?
NO Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? NO
Hi. My name's Robert. That's so you know what to scream in bed. NO
Do you have any raisins? No? Well, how about a date, then?
Are these the male pick up lines these days???
when I was younger and much braver I used the following:
...Here is a $, please phone your Wife and tell her you not coming home
...is that Coffee or Tea you want for Breakfast?
...can I be the Mother of your Children?
...Can give you a lift home?
and I remember onces asking a Guy if he likes his Eggs scrambled or boild in the Morning.. but his reply wanted me to die on the spot, so I never ever used that one again
when I was younger and much braver I used the following:
...Here is a $, please phone your Wife and tell her you not coming home
...is that Coffee or Tea you want for Breakfast?
...can I be the Mother of your Children?
...Can give you a lift home?
and I remember onces asking a Guy if he likes his Eggs scrambled or boild in the Morning.. but his reply wanted me to die on the spot, so I never ever used that one again
Allegria46: Are these the male pick up lines these days???
...Can give you a lift home?and I remember onces asking a Guy if he likes his Eggs scrambled or boild in the Morning.. but his reply wanted me to die on the spot, so I never ever used that one again
Hey Allegria, its agood thing you didnt ask him if he likes crushed nuts. Now...........how would you like to go halves in a baby?...Can give you a lift home?and I remember onces asking a Guy if he likes his Eggs scrambled or boild in the Morning.. but his reply wanted me to die on the spot, so I never ever used that one again
tonyxf: Hey Allegria, its agood thing you didnt ask him if he likes crushed nuts. Now...........how would you like to go halves in a baby?
.. who would buy a Cow if he only wants a milkshake????
G'day, my names Glenn, do you F^*K?
straight to the point no time to muck around.
Ask enough women and you'll get what your after.
straight to the point no time to muck around.
Ask enough women and you'll get what your after.
Simmo1: G'day, my names Glenn, do you F^*K?
straight to the point no time to muck around.
Ask enough women and you'll get what your after.
straight to the point no time to muck around.
Ask enough women and you'll get what your after.
My response to that line is usually....yes but not with you
rivame: My response to that line is usually....yes but not with you
Neeeeeeext!
rivame: My response to that line is usually....yes but not with you
Then i'm glad my names not really Glenn.:)
Simmo1: Then i'm glad my names not really Glenn.:)
Really I wouldnt use Warnie either...maybe Mathew would be better...so biblical
In my younger days Id use"where have you been all my life? and all I ever got was "hiding from you"
tonyxf: In my younger days Id use"where have you been all my life? and all I ever got was "hiding from you"
Did it work?
Kristia49: Did it work?
Nah, its the worst line.tonyxf: Nah, its the worst line.
I do remember that one, showing our age, hey. Where's miss faith tonight?
Kristia49: I do remember that one, showing our age, hey. Where's miss faith tonight?
Has pebbs been chucked off again?
You can see why i go on the internationals, there's no-one here anymore.
Kristia49: I do remember that one, showing our age, hey. Where's miss faith tonight?
She upset with me??tonyxf: She upset with me??
Ok Tone...
what have you done with our little Faithe tonight..???
I was standing next to a bar, this fella walked up and ordered a beer.. I heard his accent ( Scot one) and said, hello, with that accent you can talk to me all night..
I guess that was my pick up line... Its funny now that I think on it... coz I was right brazen and put my arm around his shoulders as I said it....
I have no idea what made me do it... It seemed a good idea at that time.. impulsive really...
I guess that was my pick up line...
Its funny now that I think on it... coz I was right brazen and put my arm around his shoulders as I said it.... I have no idea what made me do it... It seemed a good idea at that time.. impulsive really...
rivame: My response to that line is usually....yes but not with you
Merriweather: Ok Tone... what have you done with our little Faithe tonight..???
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Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Hi. My name's Robert. That's so you know what to scream in bed.
Do you have any raisins? No? Well, how about a date, then?