Why do women...... (36)
mollybaby: Paving might have been a bit too extreme though. I should just have started snoring.
I find farting works a treat, or calling out another's name
what has all this side stepping why ont yous address the problem and fellas don't want a mammy my mammy would behead you now im not looking for a mammy to mind me just someone to cut the grass then I would spoil her and what about the open mouth and the war paint address please im curious as I don't use myself
johnjjm: what about the open mouth and the war paint address please im curious as I don't use myself
I think the question needs to be rhetorical, because I don't know the reason why lol
johnjjm: what has all this side stepping why ont yous address the problem and fellas don't want a mammy my mammy would behead you now im not looking for a mammy to mind me just someone to cut the grass then I would spoil her and what about the open mouth and the war paint address please im curious as I don't use myself
Is there a problem?
Hi JJ!
mjpd67: ... open their mouths while they're putting on eyeliner?
To catch flies??
johnjjm: what has all this side stepping why ont yous address the problem and fellas don't want a mammy my mammy would behead you now im not looking for a mammy to mind me just someone to cut the grass then I would spoil her and what about the open mouth and the war paint address please im curious as I don't use myself
Its just simple concentration the eye area is very delicate
Plus you see your mammy doing it when a kid and it seems very glamorous to gape like a fish while painting your eyes black...
Yeah women are weird....
mjpd67: ... open their mouths while they're putting on eyeliner?
It's to let all the hot air out
buffytheslayer: seems very glamorous to gape like a fish while painting your eyes black...
What sort of gaping were you into to?
stanley8m: Why do women think you are a couple afterwards?
Its a very common mistake,very prevalent among the females who think a worthy humanitarian cause is for jimmy choo to have a half price sale just for them.
mcattack: Test blokes..there's always a test
Yea bit like an experiment ,,,, think men always were better in a science lab,.
sirLarryIII: Cant recall ever saying im 'great' or 'brillant'.Are you confused again?
When was I confused before Larry?
cant be arsed starting any more fights too much on my mind
buffytheslayer: cant be arsed starting any more fights too much on my mind
Didnt see this post as too busy writing my retort
Im not perfect by a long shot like everyone else.Willing to beg to differ and grand the benefit of the doubt if you would be so gracious as to offer me the same.
Everyone suffers at some stage in life be they men or women
For what its worth although you have not achieved the 'star' yet but as far as i can tell your more than halfway there,so dont give up
Not tryin to partonise you nor licking ya hole just been honest with you from my understanding of the greater scheme of things
sirLarryIII: Didnt see this post as too busy writing my retort
Im not perfect by a long shot like everyone else.Willing to beg to differ and grand the benefit of the doubt if you would be so gracious as to offer me the same.
Everyone suffers at some stage in life be they men or women
For what its worth although you have not achieved the 'star' yet but as far as i can tell your more than halfway there,so dont give up
Not tryin to partonise you nor licking ya hole just been honest with you from my understanding of the greater scheme of things
Im not perfect by a long shot like everyone else.Willing to beg to differ and grand the benefit of the doubt if you would be so gracious as to offer me the same.
Everyone suffers at some stage in life be they men or women
For what its worth although you have not achieved the 'star' yet but as far as i can tell your more than halfway there,so dont give up
Not tryin to partonise you nor licking ya hole just been honest with you from my understanding of the greater scheme of things
Yes larry none of us perfect and yes men and women sure do suffer equally as much in situations, I think that each of us is on our own path of enlightenment,,, we all at our own pace ,, the odd thing is someone who I may think needs to learn a better understanding of a particular thing that I think is wise to be very aware of I could be lacking in something I'm not emotionally aware about yet that same person is...
sirLarryIII: Didnt see this post as too busy writing my retort
Im not perfect by a long shot like everyone else.Willing to beg to differ and grand the benefit of the doubt if you would be so gracious as to offer me the same.
Everyone suffers at some stage in life be they men or women
For what its worth although you have not achieved the 'star' yet but as far as i can tell your more than halfway there,so dont give up
Not tryin to partonise you nor licking ya hole just been honest with you from my understanding of the greater scheme of things
Im not perfect by a long shot like everyone else.Willing to beg to differ and grand the benefit of the doubt if you would be so gracious as to offer me the same.
Everyone suffers at some stage in life be they men or women
For what its worth although you have not achieved the 'star' yet but as far as i can tell your more than halfway there,so dont give up
Not tryin to partonise you nor licking ya hole just been honest with you from my understanding of the greater scheme of things
Ok pet
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I paved over the lawn so he wouldn't have to cut it so I wouldn't have to cuddle him afterwards