Middle aged lady lawyer in packed courtroom, representing her client, speaking with the jury..... and as she continues to argue her case her slip starts to show from creeping down her legs, past her knees and pretty soon, the slip completely drops to around her ankles.
She doesn't skip a beat in her reasons why her client is innocent. She casually steps out of her slip in a heap, scoops down, picks in up and slips it into briefcase, without one word to indicate anything about it at all. Talk about confidence.
I also had a story about the brother to the Secretary of the State who shall remain nameless....
He is a lawyer, defending his client in a case of young thugs who ripped of the coin meters, broke them open and took many pounds of silver.
The police catch one of the guys as he jumped over a 6 foot fence to evade capture. So H, the lawyer is going to prove that it wasn't his client by filling his pockets in a demonstration and weighing the pants down prove that his client could not have jumped the fence with all those coins in his pocket and loose baggy pants were the fashion.....
So H fills his pockets and he jumps up and down to demonstrate how difficult it is run let alone jump a tall fence and in the middle his pants fall down in front of the jury.....
MerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia11,403 posts
2intrigued: Oh, the joys of Canadian winters eh? Your story reminds me of the time I made the mistake of running on freshly cut grass and did the splits out in front of my workplace. Up until then, I didn't think I could them anymore.
ouch 2intrigued...
I would break something if I tried the splits now...
You are lucky it was only a fleeting miniscule embarrassing moment..
Bought a new car with a stick shift after driving an automatic for about 25 years. Got off the highway doing 100kmh and cruised on the off-ramp to the first stoplight without downshifting, then realised: egads!...it's not an automatic anymore!!
Lonely1: Bought a new car with a stick shift after driving an automatic for about 25 years. Got off the highway doing 100kmh and cruised on the off-ramp to the first stoplight without downshifting, then realised: egads!...it's not an automatic anymore!!
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