pat8lanips: Well maybe you need to become special friends with an older lady. And I see you didnt say anything about paying for cat food with small change, so obviously you're all over that little trick.
'Course that makes a world of difference... And two makes 47 Euro zlotnys, plus another 5 makes 53 Euro zlotnys. Wait, I have more in my other bag. Ah yes here we go, another 2 makes 55...
pat8lanips: 'Course that makes a world of difference... And two makes 47 Euro zlotnys, plus another 5 makes 53 Euro zlotnys. Wait, I have more in my other bag. Ah yes here we go, another 2 makes 55...
It is a known fact that dog-owners keep their sanity for 5.2 months longer than cat-owners.
..true that....like the guy..who said to his mate..i made love to sally last week...made me put this rubber thing on. just to be safe, ....mate said to him...well thats all right......whats the problem..????????..he said.when can i take it off...??????? i,m dying for a piss........I think he was Irish.....
truheart1941: ..true that....like the guy..who said to his mate..i made love to sally last week...made me put this rubber thing on. just to be safe, ....mate said to him...well thats all right......whats the problem..????????..he said.when can i take it off...??????? i,m dying for a piss........I think he was Irish.....
I dont think the guy was Irish, or he'd be wearing two... To be sure to be sure.
milan_pizza: I am soooo much attracted to older women that I stopped looking at women younger than me? Is it craziness?? But I am really shy to ask them out. Do you think they would like the idea. Are you attracted to younger guys? Do you think it's gonna work at all??
You probably weren't breast fed long enough and are now eager to come back to the womb
when i was a boy.about 9years old..i knew this old man who was affected by.. mustard gas..in the first world war.and he sucked mothballs..to help him breath......true that...nice old boy.
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I have dogs not cats