Older women , I need your advice. ( Archived) (44)

Jan 4, 2016 5:41 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
pat8lanips: Well maybe you need to become special friends with an older lady. And I see you didnt say anything about paying for cat food with small change, so obviously you're all over that little trick.


I have dogs not catssnooty
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Jan 4, 2016 5:45 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
mollybaby: I have dogs not cats


'Course that makes a world of difference... And two makes 47 Euro zlotnys, plus another 5 makes 53 Euro zlotnys. Wait, I have more in my other bag. Ah yes here we go, another 2 makes 55...
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Jan 4, 2016 5:47 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
pat8lanips: 'Course that makes a world of difference... And two makes 47 Euro zlotnys, plus another 5 makes 53 Euro zlotnys. Wait, I have more in my other bag. Ah yes here we go, another 2 makes 55...



It is a known fact that dog-owners keep their sanity for 5.2 months longer than cat-owners.
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Jan 4, 2016 5:50 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
mollybaby: It is a known fact that dog-owners keep their sanity for 5.2 months longer than cat-owners.

When did your date expiredunno laugh
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Jan 4, 2016 5:52 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
allthegoodnamest: When did your date expire


I am vacuum-packed for freshness .
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Jan 4, 2016 5:53 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
pedalguy59: Wash yourself in Kerosene, that will kill them(so I've read)
so you bought the book...how interesting.rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 4, 2016 6:01 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Didnt Janes Addiction have a song- me and my old lady?
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Jan 4, 2016 6:04 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
pedalguy59
pedalguy59pedalguy59Burlington, Ontario Canada28 Threads 1 Polls 6,976 Posts
truheart1941: so you bought the book...how interesting.


No, my cousin's were Hippies.head banger
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Jan 4, 2016 6:15 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
mollybaby: Anyhing beats boring
..true that....like the guy..who said to his mate..i made love to sally last week...made me put this rubber thing on. just to be safe, ....mate said to him...well thats all right......whats the problem..????????..he said.when can i take it off...??????? i,m dying for a piss........I think he was Irish.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 4, 2016 6:19 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
truheart1941: ..true that....like the guy..who said to his mate..i made love to sally last week...made me put this rubber thing on. just to be safe, ....mate said to him...well thats all right......whats the problem..????????..he said.when can i take it off...??????? i,m dying for a piss........I think he was Irish.....



I dont think the guy was Irish, or he'd be wearing two... To be sure to be sure.
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Jan 4, 2016 6:24 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
zoeguevara
zoeguevarazoeguevaraNorte de Choco, Choco Colombia8 Threads 2 Polls 134 Posts
milan_pizza: I am soooo much attracted to older women that I stopped looking at women younger than me? Is it craziness?? But I am really shy to ask them out. Do you think they would like the idea. Are you attracted to younger guys? Do you think it's gonna work at all??



You probably weren't breast fed long enough and are now eager to come back to the womb
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Jan 4, 2016 6:29 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
pat8lanips: And here's me thinking older ladies had nice manners, even though they smell like mothballs and keep talking about the war.



I am the exception to the rule.
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Jan 4, 2016 6:29 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
zoeguevara
zoeguevarazoeguevaraNorte de Choco, Choco Colombia8 Threads 2 Polls 134 Posts
pat8lanips: And here's me thinking older ladies had nice manners, even though they smell like mothballs and keep talking about the war.



Mothballs and coca cola , oh the memories... daydream
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Jan 4, 2016 6:30 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
pedalguy59
pedalguy59pedalguy59Burlington, Ontario Canada28 Threads 1 Polls 6,976 Posts
zoeguevara: Mothballs and coca cola , oh the memories...


wow One helluva drink.
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Jan 4, 2016 6:33 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
pedalguy59: One helluva drink.
perhaps thats why, she looks so pale.....dunno laugh
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Jan 4, 2016 6:34 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
zoeguevara
zoeguevarazoeguevaraNorte de Choco, Choco Colombia8 Threads 2 Polls 134 Posts
pedalguy59: One helluva drink.


Mollotova grin
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Jan 4, 2016 6:34 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
mollybaby: I am the exception to the rule.


you mean to say, you dont always talk about the war?
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Jan 4, 2016 6:35 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
pedalguy59
pedalguy59pedalguy59Burlington, Ontario Canada28 Threads 1 Polls 6,976 Posts
zoeguevara: Mollotova


Aint smoking around youuh oh
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Jan 4, 2016 6:40 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
pat8lanips: you mean to say, you dont always talk about the war?



Only after a sweet sherryeaster bonnet
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Jan 4, 2016 6:43 PM CST Older women , I need your advice.
when i was a boy.about 9years old..i knew this old man who was affected by.. mustard gas..in the first world war.and he sucked mothballs..to help him breath......true that...nice old boy.
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