A BIT ABOUT ME (33)
So... what are u wearing?
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lanzaman1: A bit about me
i have a photographic memory (just run out of film )
i intend to live forever - so far so good !!
I’m looking for someone low maintenance (im still paying for the last )
i still feel like a 25y/o but will settle for someone older
can’t believe my luck
some good
guess what i got for christmas last year
my 2 neighbours who are lesbians bought me a rolex watch !!
i think they misheard i only said i wanted to watch
some bad
don't want anyone to panic but i'm posting this from casualty.
turns out the new dyson ball cleaner wasn't what i thought it was.
spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a pen1s enlarger.just opened it & some b4stards sent me a magnifying glass.
i've just started a colonic irrigation business & then got hit by the hosepipe ban
i love animals
i have 2 dogs , i call them 1 and 2
the reason being if 1 dies i will still have 2
my last girlfriend wanted me to buy her a siamese cat.
my mate told me that they are really expensive,
so i bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
i love the gym
i've just got back from the gym.
i only went for an hour though as i started to feel sick. they have this new machine there that does everything............ kit kats, mars bars, dairy milk, snickers.
love fast cars
i just put down a deposit on a new porsche and mentioned it on facebook, saying, "can't wait for the new 911". now 50,000 muslims have added me as a friend.
are you the reincarnation of Benny Hill? Rodney Dangerfield?i have a photographic memory (just run out of film )
i intend to live forever - so far so good !!
I’m looking for someone low maintenance (im still paying for the last )
i still feel like a 25y/o but will settle for someone older
can’t believe my luck
some good
guess what i got for christmas last year
my 2 neighbours who are lesbians bought me a rolex watch !!
i think they misheard i only said i wanted to watch
some bad
don't want anyone to panic but i'm posting this from casualty.
turns out the new dyson ball cleaner wasn't what i thought it was.
spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a pen1s enlarger.just opened it & some b4stards sent me a magnifying glass.
i've just started a colonic irrigation business & then got hit by the hosepipe ban
i love animals
i have 2 dogs , i call them 1 and 2
the reason being if 1 dies i will still have 2
my last girlfriend wanted me to buy her a siamese cat.
my mate told me that they are really expensive,
so i bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
i love the gym
i've just got back from the gym.
i only went for an hour though as i started to feel sick. they have this new machine there that does everything............ kit kats, mars bars, dairy milk, snickers.
love fast cars
i just put down a deposit on a new porsche and mentioned it on facebook, saying, "can't wait for the new 911". now 50,000 muslims have added me as a friend.
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lanzaman1: A bit about me
i have a photographic memory (just run out of film )
i intend to live forever - so far so good !!
I’m looking for someone low maintenance (im still paying for the last )
i still feel like a 25y/o but will settle for someone older
can’t believe my luck
some good
guess what i got for christmas last year
my 2 neighbours who are lesbians bought me a rolex watch !!
i think they misheard i only said i wanted to watch
some bad
don't want anyone to panic but i'm posting this from casualty.
turns out the new dyson ball cleaner wasn't what i thought it was.
spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a pen1s enlarger.just opened it & some b4stards sent me a magnifying glass.
i've just started a colonic irrigation business & then got hit by the hosepipe ban
i love animals
i have 2 dogs , i call them 1 and 2
the reason being if 1 dies i will still have 2
my last girlfriend wanted me to buy her a siamese cat.
my mate told me that they are really expensive,
so i bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
i love the gym
i've just got back from the gym.
i only went for an hour though as i started to feel sick. they have this new machine there that does everything............ kit kats, mars bars, dairy milk, snickers.
love fast cars
i just put down a deposit on a new porsche and mentioned it on facebook, saying, "can't wait for the new 911". now 50,000 muslims have added me as a friend.
i have a photographic memory (just run out of film )
i intend to live forever - so far so good !!
I’m looking for someone low maintenance (im still paying for the last )
i still feel like a 25y/o but will settle for someone older
can’t believe my luck
some good
guess what i got for christmas last year
my 2 neighbours who are lesbians bought me a rolex watch !!
i think they misheard i only said i wanted to watch
some bad
don't want anyone to panic but i'm posting this from casualty.
turns out the new dyson ball cleaner wasn't what i thought it was.
spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a pen1s enlarger.just opened it & some b4stards sent me a magnifying glass.
i've just started a colonic irrigation business & then got hit by the hosepipe ban
i love animals
i have 2 dogs , i call them 1 and 2
the reason being if 1 dies i will still have 2
my last girlfriend wanted me to buy her a siamese cat.
my mate told me that they are really expensive,
so i bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
i love the gym
i've just got back from the gym.
i only went for an hour though as i started to feel sick. they have this new machine there that does everything............ kit kats, mars bars, dairy milk, snickers.
love fast cars
i just put down a deposit on a new porsche and mentioned it on facebook, saying, "can't wait for the new 911". now 50,000 muslims have added me as a friend.
Is there a longer version????
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lanzaman1: A bit about me
i have a photographic memory (just run out of film )
i intend to live forever - so far so good !!
I’m looking for someone low maintenance (im still paying for the last )
i still feel like a 25y/o but will settle for someone older
can’t believe my luck
some good
guess what i got for christmas last year
my 2 neighbours who are lesbians bought me a rolex watch !!
i think they misheard i only said i wanted to watch
some bad
don't want anyone to panic but i'm posting this from casualty.
turns out the new dyson ball cleaner wasn't what i thought it was.
spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a pen1s enlarger.just opened it & some b4stards sent me a magnifying glass.
i've just started a colonic irrigation business & then got hit by the hosepipe ban
i love animals
i have 2 dogs , i call them 1 and 2
the reason being if 1 dies i will still have 2
my last girlfriend wanted me to buy her a siamese cat.
my mate told me that they are really expensive,
so i bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
i love the gym
i've just got back from the gym.
i only went for an hour though as i started to feel sick. they have this new machine there that does everything............ kit kats, mars bars, dairy milk, snickers.
love fast cars
i just put down a deposit on a new porsche and mentioned it on facebook, saying, "can't wait for the new 911". now 50,000 muslims have added me as a friend.
i have a photographic memory (just run out of film )
i intend to live forever - so far so good !!
I’m looking for someone low maintenance (im still paying for the last )
i still feel like a 25y/o but will settle for someone older
can’t believe my luck
some good
guess what i got for christmas last year
my 2 neighbours who are lesbians bought me a rolex watch !!
i think they misheard i only said i wanted to watch
some bad
don't want anyone to panic but i'm posting this from casualty.
turns out the new dyson ball cleaner wasn't what i thought it was.
spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a pen1s enlarger.just opened it & some b4stards sent me a magnifying glass.
i've just started a colonic irrigation business & then got hit by the hosepipe ban
i love animals
i have 2 dogs , i call them 1 and 2
the reason being if 1 dies i will still have 2
my last girlfriend wanted me to buy her a siamese cat.
my mate told me that they are really expensive,
so i bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
i love the gym
i've just got back from the gym.
i only went for an hour though as i started to feel sick. they have this new machine there that does everything............ kit kats, mars bars, dairy milk, snickers.
love fast cars
i just put down a deposit on a new porsche and mentioned it on facebook, saying, "can't wait for the new 911". now 50,000 muslims have added me as a friend.
Welcome to CS
Everyone loves a comedian with the exception of a few as you will find out if you stick around long enough. ------ This thread is Archived ------
hi yer man...welcome.....do you believe in GOD.......and what are your thoughts on this....???????
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2intrigued: Welcome to CS Everyone loves a comedian with the exception of a few as you will find out if you stick around long enough.
Is he new??
I feel like I've known him all my life.
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hi man,,,,,do you pray every day.....??????/
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truheart1941: hi man,,,,,do you pray every day.....??????/
Praise the Lord
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allthegoodnamest: Is he new??
I feel like I've known him all my life.
I feel like I've known him all my life.
Some newbies are pretty creative that way....good for him.
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allthegoodnamest: Is there a longer version????
Sailing, sailing, over the ocean blue,
Davey's got a nice dinghy, he paddles his own canoe
He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy-
Everyone knows it's so--
The cutest little dinghy in the Navy, Heave Ho--Heave Ho! (ho ho..)
Now, it isn't very narrow; it isn't very wide-
But you should see that thing go in and out with the tide-
The cutest little dinghy in the Navy--Heave Ho, Heave Ho!
Now, the other sailors go out a-canoe'in
It's a fine old Navy technique
But Davy hits the high mark with his dinghy,
What's more it never springs a leak-
Every time it rains, his little dinghy gets wet,
But Davey says it's waterproof, so he doesn't fret-
He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy, Heave-Ho, Heave Ho!
And it isn't very long and it isn't very short-
It's built for speedy action and it gets him into Port
He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy, Heave Ho, Heave Ho!
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hi man before you start making any comments.....tell us ,about your religious belifes....because people on here are really interested..in things like that....if not....talk about politics....that really catch,s their attention.......welcome man.... 
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rohaan: Sailing, sailing, over the ocean blue,
Davey's got a nice dinghy, he paddles his own canoe
He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy-
Everyone knows it's so--
The cutest little dinghy in the Navy, Heave Ho--Heave Ho! (ho ho..)
Now, it isn't very narrow; it isn't very wide-
But you should see that thing go in and out with the tide-
The cutest little dinghy in the Navy--Heave Ho, Heave Ho!
Now, the other sailors go out a-canoe'in
It's a fine old Navy technique
But Davy hits the high mark with his dinghy,
What's more it never springs a leak-
Every time it rains, his little dinghy gets wet,
But Davey says it's waterproof, so he doesn't fret-
He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy, Heave-Ho, Heave Ho!
And it isn't very long and it isn't very short-
It's built for speedy action and it gets him into Port
He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy, Heave Ho, Heave Ho!
Davey's got a nice dinghy, he paddles his own canoe
He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy-
Everyone knows it's so--
The cutest little dinghy in the Navy, Heave Ho--Heave Ho! (ho ho..)
Now, it isn't very narrow; it isn't very wide-
But you should see that thing go in and out with the tide-
The cutest little dinghy in the Navy--Heave Ho, Heave Ho!
Now, the other sailors go out a-canoe'in
It's a fine old Navy technique
But Davy hits the high mark with his dinghy,
What's more it never springs a leak-
Every time it rains, his little dinghy gets wet,
But Davey says it's waterproof, so he doesn't fret-
He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy, Heave-Ho, Heave Ho!
And it isn't very long and it isn't very short-
It's built for speedy action and it gets him into Port
He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy, Heave Ho, Heave Ho!
What's the message???
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allthegoodnamest: What's the message???
england beat portugal....one.nil......
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truheart1941: its 5 oclock here...and i,m eating a pork pie..with the rabbi......why.....????????
Did you lie to him and say it was Shepard's Pie instead? Or banger and hash? ------ This thread is Archived ------
allthegoodnamest: What's the message???
If you can't grasp the concept then I guess you'll just have to come to America so I can , uh, demonstrate. (No problem, my treat...)------ This thread is Archived ------
allthegoodnamest: What's the message???
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truheart1941: england beat portugal....one.nil......
What a load of crap that was.. Another hour & a half of my life I'll never get back.
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rohaan: If you can't grasp the concept then I guess you'll just have to come to America so I can , uh, demonstrate. (No problem, my treat...)
Thanks.. That's the best offer I've had for ages
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allthegoodnamest: Thanks.. That's the best offer I've had for ages
thats the only offer your,d had.... ------ This thread is Archived ------
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i have a photographic memory (just run out of film )
i intend to live forever - so far so good !!
I’m looking for someone low maintenance (im still paying for the last )
i still feel like a 25y/o but will settle for someone older
can’t believe my luck
some good
guess what i got for christmas last year
my 2 neighbours who are lesbians bought me a rolex watch !!
i think they misheard i only said i wanted to watch
some bad
don't want anyone to panic but i'm posting this from casualty.
turns out the new dyson ball cleaner wasn't what i thought it was.
spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a pen1s enlarger.just opened it & some b4stards sent me a magnifying glass.
i've just started a colonic irrigation business & then got hit by the hosepipe ban
i love animals
i have 2 dogs , i call them 1 and 2
the reason being if 1 dies i will still have 2
my last girlfriend wanted me to buy her a siamese cat.
my mate told me that they are really expensive,
so i bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
i love the gym
i've just got back from the gym.
i only went for an hour though as i started to feel sick. they have this new machine there that does everything............ kit kats, mars bars, dairy milk, snickers.
love fast cars
i just put down a deposit on a new porsche and mentioned it on facebook, saying, "can't wait for the new 911". now 50,000 muslims have added me as a friend.