Track16: I tried showing up naked blasting metal music outside her window at 3am, making a pair of pants for her from onion bags and potato sack's, told her I would lick her sister just to imagine what she would taste like, showed up to her work wearing nothing but a well placed rose.
None of it worked though and now I got to stay 500 feet away from her
Just listen to her. Show her you are interested in who she really is inside, and not just interested in what she is outside. Listen to her likes, fears and dreams. It is not all about you.
123whisperMelbourne, Victoria Australia2,116 posts
rebel2: Just listen to her. Show her you are interested in who she really is inside, and not just interested in what she is outside. Listen to her likes, fears and dreams. It is not all about you.
123whisperMelbourne, Victoria Australia2,116 posts
chris27292729: You are very right. So today i get my dog my hunting rifle,and go to the beach, where thousand of women sunbathing. I point the rifle to one i fancy and order her to follow me.
Am sure you mean this kind of HUNT.
...you know how fare you can go with it...as if she doesn't like you or your hunting style,she might put cork in your rifle that can explode back in your face... I think you might have a better chance if you catch one in good time to offer your generous service if she needs tourist guide or offering her cool drink... Just don't be quick in offering her mesage with sunscreen cream, except if she's asking for it.
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At least you don't have to wear an ankle bracelet