I'm Building An Ark (stage 1)....... (514)
Lookin4missright: woke up about an hour ago....
few of the rhinos jumped ship ... had to get them back
few of the rhinos jumped ship ... had to get them back
Don't be sad mr rhino we will find her, and get her back to the ark
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Lookin4missright: We on stage one still bro no fruit and veg yet
I hope you got all the paperwork done!!!
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am commanding you to build an Ark." And in a flash of lightning, He delivered the specifications for an Ark.
"Okay," said Noah, trembling with fear and fumbling with the blueprints. Six months passed, the skies clouded up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that there was no Ark.
"Noah," shouted the Lord, "Where is the Ark?"
"Lord, please forgive me!" begged Noah. "I did my best. But there were big problems. First, I had to get a building permit for the Ark construction project, and your plans didn't meet code. So I had to hire an engineer to redraw the plans."
"Then I got into a big fight over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system. "
"Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission."
"Then I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to save the Spotted Owl. I had to convince the U.S. Fish and Wildlife that I need the wood to save the owls. But they wouldn't let me catch any owls. So, no owls."
"The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or hammer. Now we have sixteen carpenters going on the boat, and still no owls."
"Just when I got the suit dismissed, EPA notified me that I couldn't complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being."
"Then the Army Corp of Engineers wanted a map of the proposed new flood plain. I sent them a globe. The IRS has seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to avoid paying taxes by leaving the country."
"I really don't think I can finish the Ark for at least another five years," The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up and smiled.
"You mean you're not going to destroy the earth?" Noah asked hopefully.
"No," said the Lord sadly. "The government already has."
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Ivoryguy: I hope you got all the paperwork done!!!
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am commanding you to build an Ark." And in a flash of lightning, He delivered the specifications for an Ark.
"Okay," said Noah, trembling with fear and fumbling with the blueprints. Six months passed, the skies clouded up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that there was no Ark.
"Noah," shouted the Lord, "Where is the Ark?"
"Lord, please forgive me!" begged Noah. "I did my best. But there were big problems. First, I had to get a building permit for the Ark construction project, and your plans didn't meet code. So I had to hire an engineer to redraw the plans."
"Then I got into a big fight over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system. "
"Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission."
"Then I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to save the Spotted Owl. I had to convince the U.S. Fish and Wildlife that I need the wood to save the owls. But they wouldn't let me catch any owls. So, no owls."
"The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or hammer. Now we have sixteen carpenters going on the boat, and still no owls."
"Just when I got the suit dismissed, EPA notified me that I couldn't complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being."
"Then the Army Corp of Engineers wanted a map of the proposed new flood plain. I sent them a globe. The IRS has seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to avoid paying taxes by leaving the country."
"I really don't think I can finish the Ark for at least another five years," The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up and smiled.
"You mean you're not going to destroy the earth?" Noah asked hopefully.
"No," said the Lord sadly. "The government already has."
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am commanding you to build an Ark." And in a flash of lightning, He delivered the specifications for an Ark.
"Okay," said Noah, trembling with fear and fumbling with the blueprints. Six months passed, the skies clouded up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that there was no Ark.
"Noah," shouted the Lord, "Where is the Ark?"
"Lord, please forgive me!" begged Noah. "I did my best. But there were big problems. First, I had to get a building permit for the Ark construction project, and your plans didn't meet code. So I had to hire an engineer to redraw the plans."
"Then I got into a big fight over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system. "
"Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission."
"Then I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to save the Spotted Owl. I had to convince the U.S. Fish and Wildlife that I need the wood to save the owls. But they wouldn't let me catch any owls. So, no owls."
"The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or hammer. Now we have sixteen carpenters going on the boat, and still no owls."
"Just when I got the suit dismissed, EPA notified me that I couldn't complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being."
"Then the Army Corp of Engineers wanted a map of the proposed new flood plain. I sent them a globe. The IRS has seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to avoid paying taxes by leaving the country."
"I really don't think I can finish the Ark for at least another five years," The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up and smiled.
"You mean you're not going to destroy the earth?" Noah asked hopefully.
"No," said the Lord sadly. "The government already has."
We on the ark.... We on the ark
Happy Friday
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We too big for ark .... We too big for ark 
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Lookin4missright: We too big for ark .... We too big for ark
Ark Security reporting for duty
Apologies was missing in action but was minding me Mum
Who is too big ?
Nothing a good kick in the knackers won't sort
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Aragorn11: Ark Security reporting for duty
Apologies was missing in action but was minding me Mum
Who is too big ?
Nothing a good kick in the knackers won't sort
Apologies was missing in action but was minding me Mum
Who is too big ?
Nothing a good kick in the knackers won't sort
All good A... i thought s/thing important must've taken you away from your post. A couple rhinos got out but some little girl brought them bak
Your mum is lucky to have a son like you and visa versa, you may take as much time as you need ... with full pay
and a wine for mum if allowed to drink 
Lub, nomo
Ps, we have a bowling alley now if mum needs rehab and i'll have a bingo thingo built on ark
for her to relax with girlfriends and animals.Pss, you might have to explain why cabinboy is running around yelling and screaming holding up an rubber anchor
Hope your mum is well soon
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Two birds sitting at the bar at whispers night club.
A very handsome parrot full of muscles,blond hair,blue eyes etc.... and an owl.
There was a female bird sitting opposite them on other side of the bar.
The female birds yells out (over loud disco) music "HEY SPUNKYBUM"!! how would you like to buy a girl a drink?????
The parrot and owl look at eachother confused
The owl yelled back .... HOO???
Female yells back .... NOT YOU YA FLAT FACED BAR STUD !!
Nice day here At work, a bit bored but thanks for askin
A very handsome parrot full of muscles,blond hair,blue eyes etc.... and an owl.
There was a female bird sitting opposite them on other side of the bar.
The female birds yells out (over loud disco) music "HEY SPUNKYBUM"!! how would you like to buy a girl a drink?????
The parrot and owl look at eachother confused
The owl yelled back .... HOO???
Female yells back .... NOT YOU YA FLAT FACED BAR STUD !!
Nice day here At work, a bit bored but thanks for askin
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epirb probably enjoyed milk shake today
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you been recruiting cows for you ark lately Lookin
http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/farming/83805047/police-follow-milk-or-meat-theories-in-2m-cow-theft
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Seems the ark may have been circular, like a coracle 
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bit suss isn't it?
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robplum: bit suss isn't it?
A very large Moses basket basically Rob
Reeds and stuff
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religiously keeps all the water out, better keep eye on theee creator
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robplum: religiously keeps all the water out, better keep eye on theee creator
I'm serious dude
Craft going back to ancient times, still in use in parts of Iran, Vietnam, India, Tibet
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robplum: epirb probably enjoyed milk shake today
felt it , counted out 15 seconds , it was about 20 , yawn , don't know why I went to bed early yesterday , wind thrashing a flashing above the window 3:30 , 4:30 quake .I have this theory , if you can count the seconds off up to 15 and the house is still on its piles its not likely to fall off them .
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tis good
you haven't seen any stray cows without skins have-ya 500 skins are missing and lookin got his arks garage door closed
you haven't seen any stray cows without skins have-ya 500 skins are missing and lookin got his arks garage door closed
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robplum: tis good
you haven't seen any stray cows without skins have-ya 500 skins are missing and lookin got his arks garage door closed
you would get about 50-60 head per truck load , some thing is very wrong if that was missed , still same area had a Komatsu 155 dozer go missing . 40 ton machine just plumb disappeared . Banks had an interest in the dozer , bet they had an interest in the cattle to .Banks dished out on the dozer bet they will be dishing out on the cows to .you haven't seen any stray cows without skins have-ya 500 skins are missing and lookin got his arks garage door closed
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yeah its strange cows were winter grassing in paddock next door to main farm, i smell a rat, why would they check dairy companies for spike in might production from supposedly 500 dry cows. Its hard to perceive nobody would check on 500 $2 million dollars worth of cows in paddock right next door to the main farm
saw an Ack story on TV other day, Saudi Arabian cow farm that employed (think i heard) 40 vets, 365 days a year calf born every eight minutes, that'd keep lookin busy
saw an Ack story on TV other day, Saudi Arabian cow farm that employed (think i heard) 40 vets, 365 days a year calf born every eight minutes, that'd keep lookin busy
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robplum: yeah its strange cows were winter grassing in paddock next door to main farm, i smell a rat, why would they check dairy companies for spike in might production from supposedly 500 dry cows. Its hard to perceive nobody would check on 500 $2 million dollars worth of cows in paddock right next door to the main farm
saw an Ack story on TV other day, Saudi Arabian cow farm that employed (think i heard) 40 vets, 365 days a year calf born every eight minutes, that'd keep lookin busy
yep prime dairy country soody Arabia , lots of rain , green grass fer miles makes sense to me . Guess they are not aloud to grow grapes for wine .saw an Ack story on TV other day, Saudi Arabian cow farm that employed (think i heard) 40 vets, 365 days a year calf born every eight minutes, that'd keep lookin busy
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