I'm Building An Ark (stage 1)....... (514)
unlaoised: * Each prospective crew member must provide a minimum of 1 wench wrench.
It's an important skill
is that for loose nuts...(wrench)It's an important skill
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tomcatwarne: careful Tru will try to palm you off with Jimmy the cabin boy
No cabin boys on my ship, just cabin wenches. 
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unlaoised: * Each prospective crew member must provide a minimum of 1 wench wrench.
It's an important skill
Well if you insist on bringing a wrench then I will officially appoint you to the position of the "Ships Nut" guess what you take care of? It's an important skill
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truheart1941: is that for loose nuts...(wrench)
She has an official position now.. I would mind my nuts if I were you or you might wake up one day and find her taking a wrench to them.. 
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DjWabbet: Well if you insist on bringing a wrench then I will officially appoint you to the position of the "Ships Nut" guess what you take care of?
No no...we must each have one!
Ok, I guess I'm going under the boat ....
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DjWabbet: She has an official position now.. I would mind my nuts if I were you or you might wake up one day and find her taking a wrench to them..
we call em.....dentures here.....
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unlaoised: No no...we must each have one!
Ok, I guess I'm going under the boat ....
*Sighs* Ok fine! you can have a set of nuts too...Ok, I guess I'm going under the boat ....
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unlaoised: No no...we must each have one!
Ok, I guess I'm going under the boat ....
keelhauling great. when you resurfes..the otherside....i.ll get the harpoon gun out....Ok, I guess I'm going under the boat ....
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truheart1941: keelhauling great. when you resurfes..the otherside....i.ll get the harpoon gun out....
There will be no harpooning of fellow crew members, if I catch you harpoonig other crew I will see to it you are punished by pepperbumkickerybyproxy, which is when we bend you over in front of another crew member tied to a mast with only one leg unrestrained and then we get him to inhale pepper and when he sneezes his foot kicks you in the bum and it doesnt stop till he quits sneezing.. 
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DjWabbet: There will be no harpooning of fellow crew members, if I catch you harpoonig other crew I will see to it you are punished by pepperbumkickerybyproxy, which is when we bend you over in front of another crew member tied to a mast with only one leg unrestrained and then we get him to inhale pepper and when he sneezes his foot kicks you in the bum and it doesnt stop till he quits sneezing..
really emmmm. can you arrange it...so i can be bent...backwards...nothing like a good kick in the nuts..to brighten my day..cap,n.....
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truheart1941: really emmmm. can you arrange it...so i can be bent...backwards...nothing like a good kick in the nuts..to brighten my day..cap,n.....
Who am I to refuse a condemned man a request?Anyway, I'm off to see a man about a ship, you lot behave while I'm gone and i'll see you later ok? Be good you miscreants..
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DjWabbet: Who am I to refuse a condemned man a request?
Anyway, I'm off to see a man about a ship, you lot behave while I'm gone and i'll see you later ok? Be good you miscreants..
You jumping ship agenAnyway, I'm off to see a man about a ship, you lot behave while I'm gone and i'll see you later ok? Be good you miscreants..
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I'm gone for a few days collecting animals and this happens
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Lookin4missright: I'm gone for a few days collecting animals and this happens
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The moral of the story is, don't leave
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All good, back to buisness
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Lookin4missright: All good, back to buisness this aint no ordinary ark no sir
Is this a wark* ?
*war ark
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mollybaby: Is this a wark* ?
*war ark
the ark is like the guy who built her....it only fires blanks.....*war ark
hi...lookin.....
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tomcatwarne: careful Tru will try to palm you off with Jimmy the cabin boy
He can have him, he never listens anyway
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* Each prospective crew member must provide a minimum of 1 wench.
Tom has fulfilled this requirement.
Pete you need to get your eye patch on and go wench hunting before we sail.
* Sophia, your Tinkerbell transfer papers from the "Ark" have not been processed yet so you'll have to stay put until your papers come through.
* Each prospective crew member must provide a minimum of 1
wenchwrench.It's an important skill