Laugh lines from past movies and tv shows--C'mon everybody!! (8)
All of the Laugh-In shows especially the ones with the Dirty Old man segments
Rowan & Martin's LAUGH-IN
25th Anniversary - funneee-
Dirty old men to the spinsters sitting at the bus stop... Dirty old man: "do you believe in the here after"... Spinsters: "of course, I do"... Dirty old man: "Then you know what I'm here after."
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Rowan & Martin's LAUGH-IN
25th Anniversary - funneee-
Dirty old men to the spinsters sitting at the bus stop... Dirty old man: "do you believe in the here after"... Spinsters: "of course, I do"... Dirty old man: "Then you know what I'm here after."
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“God must love crazy people; He makes so many of them”
Rambo #
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rohaan: Married With Children:
Al: Peg, what's for dinner tonight?
Peg: I'll tell you as soon as I get through shaking the sofa cushions.
(Kelly working in candy factory--)
Co-worker: You seem to have a lot of M& M rejects in that pile.
Kelly: That's because they're misprinted.
Co-worker: What do you mean?
Kelly: They'e all double-u's.
tell us the great ones YOU remember!
Al: Peg, what's for dinner tonight?
Peg: I'll tell you as soon as I get through shaking the sofa cushions.
(Kelly working in candy factory--)
Co-worker: You seem to have a lot of M& M rejects in that pile.
Kelly: That's because they're misprinted.
Co-worker: What do you mean?
Kelly: They'e all double-u's.
tell us the great ones YOU remember!
Cant think of any at moment.
But what about..when your watching a scary movie
And the person yells out.."Hello"?
Ya.hmm as if the bad guy's gonna yell..
"Yea..Im in the kitchen..did you want a sandwich?"
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Married With Children:
Al: Peg, what's for dinner tonight?
Peg: I'll tell you as soon as I get through shaking the sofa cushions.
(Kelly working in candy factory--)
Co-worker: You seem to have a lot of M& M rejects in that pile.
Kelly: That's because they're misprinted.
Co-worker: What do you mean?
Kelly: They'e all double-u's.
tell us the great ones YOU remember!