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May 6, 2017 8:46 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
Snookums33
Snookums33Snookums33Joburg, Gauteng South Africa601 Threads 2 Polls 5,760 Posts
Funny:- I like laughing, but am not good at telling jokes.

My kids r Cool.

Important:- Unique per person.
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May 6, 2017 9:09 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
Snookums33
Snookums33Snookums33Joburg, Gauteng South Africa601 Threads 2 Polls 5,760 Posts
annaroach: It is important to remember ,that this as a dating site, is a place where we chat with people.
but should never get carried away ,thinking that we know them,,,,, we don't, we get an idea about them,
but we will never get to know them, so it is important to remember, not to get too familiar.


Yes, everyone has their private space, and we must respect it !
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May 6, 2017 9:21 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
Snookums33
Snookums33Snookums33Joburg, Gauteng South Africa601 Threads 2 Polls 5,760 Posts
sergio09: I feel like it is my calling in life to make people around me laugh.
Animals are cool
I have nothing important to say


So, how about a joke ?
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May 6, 2017 9:39 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
BritishLondon
BritishLondonBritishLondonManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK323 Posts
Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?



Because the parrots-eat-em-all.
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May 6, 2017 9:41 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
Snookums33
Snookums33Snookums33Joburg, Gauteng South Africa601 Threads 2 Polls 5,760 Posts
BritishLondon: Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?



Because the parrots-eat-em-all.


The they would be silent, not so talkative !
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May 6, 2017 9:57 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
aries1234
aries1234aries1234plymout, Devon, England UK175 Threads 3 Polls 5,672 Posts
annaroach: It is important to remember ,that this as a dating site, is a place where we chat with people.
but should never get carried away ,thinking that we know them,,,,, we don't, we get an idea about them,
but we will never get to know them, so it is important to remember, not to get too familiar.

Well guess that rules out a relationship thenrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 6, 2017 9:59 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
aries1234
aries1234aries1234plymout, Devon, England UK175 Threads 3 Polls 5,672 Posts
BritishLondon: Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?



Because the parrots-eat-em-all.


I got it London ....parrotseatem all
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 6, 2017 10:10 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
Snookums33
Snookums33Snookums33Joburg, Gauteng South Africa601 Threads 2 Polls 5,760 Posts
annaroach: Funny:- I like laughing, but am not good at telling jokes.

My kids r Cool.

Important:- Unique per person.[/quoted


A man and woman living in the USA, had 9 children
they went to the doctor to get the husband " fixed"
The doctor asked ,,why now after 9 children,
the husband said that he read in the paper that

one in 10 children born in the USA ,,was Mexican,
and they didn't want a Mexican baby, because they didn't speak Spanish


Lol. Very funny indeed !
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May 6, 2017 10:21 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
Snookums33
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aries1234: A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.

The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.


The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here." -



sorry blondes


Know that one !
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May 6, 2017 10:33 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
Snookums33
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aries1234: You probably made it up


Jokes r not to make fun out of people, but to get them to enjoy themselves.
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May 6, 2017 10:42 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
Snookums33
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aries1234: Sorry i really should read the small pint


Ur pathetic !
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May 6, 2017 10:46 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
aries1234
aries1234aries1234plymout, Devon, England UK175 Threads 3 Polls 5,672 Posts
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.


Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you.

What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered. -rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wine
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May 6, 2017 10:49 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
Snookums33
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aries1234: There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.


Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you.

What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered. -


Ok. That made me laugh.

Congratulations !
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May 6, 2017 10:52 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
life is like a box of chocolates, you just don't know what you are going to get.
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May 6, 2017 10:57 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
Snookums33
Snookums33Snookums33Joburg, Gauteng South Africa601 Threads 2 Polls 5,760 Posts
stringman: life is like a box of chocolates, you just don't know what you are going to get.


Yes, if u get the chocolates as a gift and it's still in it's wrapping, but if u buy it urself, u know what ur buying.

So, U r in charge of what will happen in ur life !
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May 6, 2017 11:13 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
annaroach: Funny:- I like laughing, but am not good at telling jokes.

My kids r Cool.

Important:- Unique per person.[/quoted


A man and woman living in the USA, had 9 children
they went to the doctor to get the husband " fixed"
The doctor asked ,,why now after 9 children,
the husband said that he read in the paper that

one in 10 children born in the USA ,,was Mexican,
and they didn't want a Mexican baby, because they didn't speak Spanish
......I can understand that.....sooo whats funny........nerd nerd nerd confused
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May 6, 2017 11:21 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
truheart1941: ......I can understand that.....sooo whats funny........


Hi Pete,, did you break you're funny bone laugh dunno confused kiss
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May 6, 2017 11:28 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
Snookums33
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truheart1941: ......I can understand that.....sooo whats funny........


Try. U r a bright boy or did someone upset u or u have a hangover ?
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May 6, 2017 11:33 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
annaroach: Hi Pete,, did you break you're funny bone
..the only time i.ll break my funny bone....is when I clenched my fist and bend it at the elbow......a few times , looking at you..as I drive past....if you know what I mean.....grin giggle giggle giggle heart wings laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 6, 2017 11:45 AM CST Say something:- Funny / Cool / Important
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
truheart1941: ..the only time i.ll break my funny bone....is when I clenched my fist and bend it at the elbow......a few times , looking at you..as I drive past....if you know what I mean.....





Nope .not a clue what you meandunno confused tongue roll eyes
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