Will the United States pull the rug on New Zealand? The answer is no. They might polish the lino a bit harder and hope that I execute a rather unseemly glide across it.
rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia2,486 posts
aries1234: A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.
The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.
The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here." -
sorry blondes
Awwwww you be lost in desert forever as you love blondes.
rainbowdream2017: Awwwww you be lost in desert forever as you love blondes.
This is a sad story so it must be true. Trust me.
One day in the Four Corners, three girls ran out of gas. So they starting walking back to town, The road was curvy and hilly, so the brunette said, "let's just follow these straight lines, it's level too." The redhead and blonde agreed, and off they set.
As they were walking along, the brunette looked down and said, "Look at these tracks. Do you think it's a rabbit?" The redhead, puzzled, said, "No way, but it might be a coyote." The blonde said, "No, silly girls, it's a bear for sure."
Chris8739: This is a sad story so it must be true. Trust me.
One day in the Four Corners, three girls ran out of gas. So they starting walking back to town, The road was curvy and hilly, so the brunette said, "let's just follow these straight lines, it's level too." The redhead and blonde agreed, and off they set.
As they were walking along, the brunette looked down and said, "Look at these tracks. Do you think it's a rabbit?" The redhead, puzzled, said, "No way, but it might be a coyote." The blonde said, "No, silly girls, it's a bear for sure."
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