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britishcolumbian: Nine words Women Use ( Men take Note)
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbalstatementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.That will bring on a 'whatever').
8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Fu YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbalstatementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.That will bring on a 'whatever').
8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Fu YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Without doubt some women are pure evil and manipulative in everyway
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Freedomofspeech9: Without doubt some women are pure evil and manipulative in everyway
Lubz you too
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mollybaby: Lubz you too
tart
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mollybaby: Lubz you too
Molly I know about those arguments that begin with nothing
You keep scratching your head
What is she on about
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There's only ONE thing a man need know to understand any women...
The moment that SHE thinks YOU have begun to understand ANYthing about her ... EVERY thing changes !
The moment that SHE thinks YOU have begun to understand ANYthing about her ... EVERY thing changes !
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Freedomofspeech9: Molly I know about those arguments that begin with nothing You keep scratching your head What is she on about It's like a guessing game
You're not great on the communication side of things I take it
Scratching your head just makes you look like you have nits
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mollybaby: You're not great on the communication side of things I take it
Scratching your head just makes you look like you have nits
Scratching your head just makes you look like you have nits
No putting words in my mouth molly! Some women playing mind games and expect a man to read their minds
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mollybaby: Lubz you too
He's Welsh you see ... not a happy race of people since forever !
But also he may be of Irish descent and missing 'The Green n Pleasant Land'
Many had longings for the New World but got on the wrong boats ...
Irish Migrants in Modern Wales
edited by Paul O'Leary
pp 85/86
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Freedomofspeech9: No putting words in my mouth molly! Some women playing mind games and expect a man to read their minds
If you stand there in silence only scratching your head, somebody has to put words in your mouth
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HexagonKeySet: He's Welsh you see ... not a happy race of people since forever !
But also he may be of Irish descent and missing 'The Green n Pleasant Land'
Many had longings for the New World but got on the wrong boats ...
Irish Migrants in Modern Wales
edited by Paul O'Leary
pp 85/86
But also he may be of Irish descent and missing 'The Green n Pleasant Land'
Many had longings for the New World but got on the wrong boats ...
Irish Migrants in Modern Wales
edited by Paul O'Leary
pp 85/86
Like Guinness, we don't travel well
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mollybaby: If you stand there in silence only scratching your head, somebody has to put words in your mouth
I bet you say that to all the boys
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Freedomofspeech9: I bet you say that to all the boys
I tell them to not presume I know what they are thinking
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I have to admit there are times when I don't even understand myself let alone expect men to. 
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mollybaby: I tell them to not presume I know what they are thinking
Molly you need to watch for the signals and the when the light is green it's all go
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Bearwoman: I have to admit there are times when I don't even understand myself let alone expect men to.
Honesty is good
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Freedomofspeech9: Molly you need to watch for the signals and the when the light is green it's all go but when it's red you have to wait
Maybe I shouldn't have skipped Semaphore 101 classes
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mollybaby: Maybe I shouldn't have skipped Semaphore 101 classes
I never told you about amber
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Freedomofspeech9: Honesty is good
So is being able to laugh at onesself.
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mollybaby: If you stand there in silence only scratching your head, somebody has to put words in your mouth
You can put them in ... but you can't account for the jumble that will come back out ...
Molly in a dress shop: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?"
Shop lady : "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."
_ The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthy opponent.
_ An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question? "Who told you that?" asked Paddy.
_ Reilly went to trial for armed robbery.
The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty."
"That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?"
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbalstatementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.That will bring on a 'whatever').
8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Fu YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.