Can You Believe it? (23)
smiley963: The things people:
Say & Do
Luckily the Say is relatively harmless, while the do can kill?
What have you heard or seen, that makes you want to help out, or when it's too late already?
It was too late after my first wife through a pan right off the stove of boiling pee soup right in my face.... Say & Do
Luckily the Say is relatively harmless, while the do can kill?
What have you heard or seen, that makes you want to help out, or when it's too late already?
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galrads: It was too late after my first wife through a pan right off the stove of boiling pee soup right in my face....
That is terrible. Have you got scars (You must have I guess)?Did you stay together after that?
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I was on my way home a few nights ago when I spotted two men attacking my mother in law.
Without any hestation I ran over to help, but she still manage to get the better of the three of us.
Without any hestation I ran over to help, but she still manage to get the better of the three of us.
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bodleing2: I was on my way home a few nights ago when I spotted two men attacking my mother in law.
Without any hestation I ran over to help, but she still manage to get the better of the three of us.
Are you serious here?Without any hestation I ran over to help, but she still manage to get the better of the three of us.
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smiley963: Are you serious here?
Yes, my mother in law is so scary, when she calls round, the mice throw themselves on the traps.
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bodleing2: Yes, my mother in law is so scary, when she calls round, the mice throw themselves on the traps.
You are definitely joking!------ This thread is Archived ------
bodleing2: I was on my way home a few nights ago when I spotted two men attacking my mother in law.
Without any hestation I ran over to help, but she still manage to get the better of the three of us.
Formidable,hmm?Without any hestation I ran over to help, but she still manage to get the better of the three of us.
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bodleing2: Yes, my mother in law is so scary, when she calls round, the mice throw themselves on the traps.
Poor Mice,or is it Mices?------ This thread is Archived ------
smiley963: You are definitely joking!
Actually I do get on better with her these days. She always calls on Christmas day.This Christmas we let her in.
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Conrad73: Poor Mice,or is it Mices?
Or mouses...------ This thread is Archived ------
bodleing2: Actually I do get on better with her these days. She always calls on Christmas day.
This Christmas we let her in.
You have a very strange (for me) sense of humour!This Christmas we let her in.
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smiley963: You have a very strange (for me) sense of humour!
This is typical British humour! ------ This thread is Archived ------
galrads: It was too late after my first wife through a pan right off the stove of boiling pee soup right in my face....
Pee soup? Or pea soup?
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charles_nz: Pee soup?
Or pea soup?
Hmm..he can't spell! LOLOr pea soup?
"His wife through a pan..."
Should be THREW
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daniela777: This is typical British humour!
I'm glad you said that, I was just going to tell her...I never forget a face,
But in my Mother in Law's case I'm willing to make an exception.
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bodleing2: I'm glad you said that, I was just going to tell her...
Well...I lived many years in England (not far from you in fact) and was married to a Brit..so I got to appreciate British humour and all its subtilities.
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daniela777: Well...I lived many years in England (not far from you in fact) and was married to a Brit..so I got to appreciate British humour and all its subtilities.
Great, you might have heard the one about the guy who comes round in hospital after an operation when the surgeon comes to visit him.The guy says, how did it go doc?"
The doctorr says, "it's good news and bad news I'm afraid. "
The guy says, " you'd better give me the bad news first then."
The doctor replies, "we've had to amputate both your legs."
"Oh no," The guy replies, "what's the good news then?"
The doctor replies, " The guy in the next bed wants to buy your slippers."
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bodleing2: Great, you might have heard the one about the guy who comes round in hospital after an operation when the surgeon comes to visit him.
The guy says, how did it go doc?"
The doctorr says, "it's good news and bad news I'm afraid. "
The guy says, " you'd better give me the bad news first then."
The doctor replies, "we've had to amputate both your legs."
"Oh no," The guy replies, "what's the good news then?"
The doctor replies, " The guy in the next bed wants to buy your slippers."
Hahaha...I already know this one...quite an old joke really.The guy says, how did it go doc?"
The doctorr says, "it's good news and bad news I'm afraid. "
The guy says, " you'd better give me the bad news first then."
The doctor replies, "we've had to amputate both your legs."
"Oh no," The guy replies, "what's the good news then?"
The doctor replies, " The guy in the next bed wants to buy your slippers."
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daniela777: Hahaha...I already know this one...quite an old joke really.
Haha, the old ones are the best...bit like me I guess.------ This thread is Archived ------
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Say & Do
Luckily the Say is relatively harmless, while the do can kill?
What have you heard or seen, that makes you want to help out, or when it's too late already?