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Feb 21, 2019 7:10 PM CST Chimp with machete
MiguelUknow
MiguelUknowMiguelUknowSantiago de Queretaro, Queretaro Mexico14 Threads 638 Posts
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Feb 22, 2019 8:32 AM CST Chimp with machete
Chimps have been known to rip a human's face and body parts off, and eat them, If you look at them the wrong way.

At least if it was holding a machete, it'd be more likely to get confused when it attacks...
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Feb 22, 2019 9:40 AM CST Chimp with machete
Kidwell_
Kidwell_Kidwell_South East GBA Province, Buenos Aires Argentina17 Threads 2 Polls 767 Posts
I don't think monkeys should be kept as pets. They are very dangerous. One woman i think was attacked by her pet monkey and it rip her face off.
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Feb 22, 2019 9:44 AM CST Chimp with machete
methuzelah
methuzelahmethuzelahTampa, Florida USA296 Threads 1,633 Posts
Kidwell_: I don't think monkeys should be kept as pets. They are very dangerous. One woman i think was attacked by her pet monkey and it rip her face off.
I remember this case, the monkey attacked the owner of the chimp

yes, ripped her face off, this ended up in court, I don't know the result of that
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Feb 22, 2019 9:57 AM CST Chimp with machete
MiguelUknow
MiguelUknowMiguelUknowSantiago de Queretaro, Queretaro Mexico14 Threads 638 Posts
I wonder if you can teach them to do yard work.dunno
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Feb 22, 2019 10:03 AM CST Chimp with machete
methuzelah
methuzelahmethuzelahTampa, Florida USA296 Threads 1,633 Posts
methuzelah: I remember this case, the monkey attacked the owner of the chimp

yes, ripped her face off, this ended up in court, I don't know the result of that
my bad, the chimp attacked the owner's friend, is why her friend took her

to court.
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Feb 22, 2019 10:10 AM CST Chimp with machete
methuzelah: my bad, the chimp attacked the owner's friend, is why her friend took her

to court.
yeah,the Monkey got ten years at hard Labor in a Chaingang!wow
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Feb 22, 2019 10:12 AM CST Chimp with machete
methuzelah
methuzelahmethuzelahTampa, Florida USA296 Threads 1,633 Posts
Conrad73: yeah,the Monkey got ten years at hard Labor in a Chaingang!
yeah, and I suppose the owner had to pay Millions? This happened in N.Y.

with rich peoplecomfort
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Feb 22, 2019 10:23 AM CST Chimp with machete
MiguelUknow
MiguelUknowMiguelUknowSantiago de Queretaro, Queretaro Mexico14 Threads 638 Posts
Here's the woman Meth
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Feb 22, 2019 10:25 AM CST Chimp with machete
methuzelah
methuzelahmethuzelahTampa, Florida USA296 Threads 1,633 Posts
MiguelUknow: Here's the woman Meth
Thank you!thumbs up Do you see that, Conrad?
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Feb 22, 2019 10:33 AM CST Chimp with machete
I once saw a woman with a 5 foot tall chimpanzee on rollerskates, cruising on Venice Beach.

That monkey was so full of Thorzine, it had to be pushed along by the woman.
It's eyes were glassed over; and it's face was expressionless.

It was on rollerskates; but it was too drugged to do anything, except allow itself to be wheeled around.

You might be able to train one to do yard work; but if your neighbor's trimming his trees at the same time, it could get ugly real fast.
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Feb 22, 2019 2:16 PM CST Chimp with machete
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
That video was made by Brits as a piss take...a feking chimp army??????????laugh
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Feb 22, 2019 2:19 PM CST Chimp with machete
methuzelah: Thank you! Do you see that, Conrad?
Good thing the Monkey didn't have a Cutlass!
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