In the mood... (38)
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"
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take things into my uhhhhhhhh own hands.....
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If memory serves, that last time I had opportunity to get busy was 2012, so I can't relate to the original question. I consider myself fortunate to get some action once every 10 years.
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you an me both.....
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A former boyfriend broke up with me because he found that I was "in the mood" too much for him.
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I ain't buyin'.
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I aint sellin.....
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No, but Kaybee is trying to.
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Bladewound: No, but Kaybee is trying to.
I don't understand. 
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Kaybee50: I don't understand.
I have yet to find ANY woman who is perpetually hornier than a man.------ This thread is Archived ------
Bladewound: I have yet to find ANY woman who is perpetually hornier than a man.
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Friskyone: If you're partner is in the mood but you are not.
What do you do?
28 years ago when I was married and was approaching my due date. I didn't feel great that night but I did it anyway.What do you do?
I did not enjoy it
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If you know your partner well enough you should KNOW how to get them in the mood 
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Friskyone: If you're partner is in the mood but you are not.
What do you do?
It's a situation question with many outcomes What do you do?
If your actually connected with your partner
What would you wish they did for you in that situation
Me.
Respect thier space
Crickey even I need space sometimes
Yet a little chat to ask if ok don't hurt
And a mention of your there if they feel like chatting about
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If I had a partner I would always be in the mood..Single makes me not in the mood not the man
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Mercedes_00: If I had a partner I would always be in the mood..Single makes me not in the mood not the man
would you enjoy...sleeping in. The wet spot every night¿?????????????
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a little h*rny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you
give me a bl** job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this
hour?" He asks grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just
can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a bl** job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"